Scenario 1: A small but extremely powerful and sick group (a "tribe" if you will) of individuals seize political, financial, and social power within the United States, and then slowly poison everything in this country for decades--all while most Americans have no idea what's really going on.

Scenario 2: An objectively smart, good looking, extremely athletic, financially successful, highly compensated former senior Biglaw attorney turned $400,000+ high-level in-housemo (who just as a data point previously played D1 hockey back in college) with a beautiful wife, several loving children, two awesome dogs, and a bevy of work and family responsibilities plus multiple "cool" hobbies (including both lifting and hiking) nevertheless finds the time and the inclination to consistently megapost political shit and argue bitterly with strangers who hate him on an obscure message board called "AutoAdmit.com" for ~40-60 hours per week, every week, for years on end--while simultaneously *also* pretending to be multiple other "entirely different" people on the same board, all of whom just happen to totally agree with "him" on all of his pet issues, using a variety of "monikers" which he owns and operates specifically for this purpose (even though very few people are actually fooled by any of these efforts).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4844490&forum_id=2#42535438)

(guy who has no sense of irony)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4844490&forum_id=2#42536015)

Sup, Random Pumo Who Definitely Isn't Obeezy!

Actually, I'm what you call an "expert" on that sort of mentally ill and highly deranged internet behavior.

What do shitlibs say about trusting the experts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4844490&forum_id=2#42536025)

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4844490&forum_id=2#42536050)

It really is a tough call isn't it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4844490&forum_id=2#42536063)

So which one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4844490&forum_id=2#42537392)

Thanks for bumping this thread at least!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4844490&forum_id=2#42537843)

I mean you’re literally a liberal Jewish man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4844490&forum_id=2#42538169)

First, you asked.

Second, it truly never ceases to amaze me that simply pointing out that someone is a Jew -- in anything less than the most unambiguously laudatory terms possible (and even *then*, noticing for positive purposes *still* isn't OK in all contexts) -- is *always* perceived by a Jew as a deeply offensive "personal attack" of the gravest sort.

This holds true even among the liberal Jews who won't hesitate to go on and on and on and on about the evils of "white supremacy," and nod along when other Jews or Nigs scream about the need to "abolish whiteness in all of its forms" *even as they themselves pretend to self-identify as white people*. But no personal offense taken there -- in fact, if anything, I think it's high time we listened closely to these harsh truths from the lips of others who wish to name us as the cause of all the world’s problems, My Fellow White People!

Why is that, Bloodacre? Perhaps you can explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4844490&forum_id=2#42538634)

And all I said is that you are a liberal Jewish man, which is apparently somehow a “personal attack,” even though it’s true statement of objective fact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4844490&forum_id=2#42538699)