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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
lemon nursing home
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
Histrionic hominid
  07/06/25
underrated
Twinkling fanboi cumskin
  07/06/25
THIS.
federal sanctuary
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
Slap-happy center azn
  07/06/25
Lol
Misunderstood claret toilet seat boiling water
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
massive knife coffee pot
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
territorial shrine
  07/06/25
...
lemon nursing home
  07/06/25
...
massive knife coffee pot
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
racy slate locale boltzmann
  07/06/25
Of course
cream insecure rigpig
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
sticky big library
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
cream insecure rigpig
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
massive knife coffee pot
  07/06/25
No
fantasy-prone fluffy blood rage
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
Bull headed genital piercing sex offender
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
brilliant exhilarant parlour
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
sticky big library
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
brilliant exhilarant parlour
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
Mauve naked filthpig
  07/06/25
...
Odious National
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
fragrant apoplectic affirmative action internal respiration
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
territorial shrine
  07/06/25
noble
brilliant exhilarant parlour
  07/06/25
...
Odious National
  07/07/25
...
Passionate ruby giraffe
  07/07/25
...
fragrant apoplectic affirmative action internal respiration
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: lemon nursing home

Or did you push her off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076357)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Histrionic hominid

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Twinkling fanboi cumskin

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077584)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: federal sanctuary

THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077770)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Slap-happy center azn

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood claret toilet seat boiling water

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076371)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: massive knife coffee pot

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: territorial shrine

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: lemon nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076444)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: massive knife coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076908)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: racy slate locale boltzmann

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: cream insecure rigpig

Of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076912)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: sticky big library

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: cream insecure rigpig

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: massive knife coffee pot

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fluffy blood rage

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Bull headed genital piercing sex offender

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: brilliant exhilarant parlour

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: sticky big library

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: brilliant exhilarant parlour

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Mauve naked filthpig

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: Odious National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077969)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: fragrant apoplectic affirmative action internal respiration

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: territorial shrine

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: brilliant exhilarant parlour

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Odious National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077971)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Passionate ruby giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: fragrant apoplectic affirmative action internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49079489)