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We all agree that there was a multiverse time rip after 9/11, right?

The 9/11 attacks emitted so much energy, both in the physica...
free-loading metal wagecucks
  10/24/19
Peterman probably has hair and has never visited a Flying J.
misanthropic center coldplay fan
  10/24/19
Nah. Some things are so fundamental that even a rip in the u...
Self-centered Bateful Cruise Ship Messiness
  10/24/19
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Painfully honest thirsty twinkling uncleanness
  10/28/19
This. Would require an adjustment of universal constants
Supple abnormal den liquid oxygen
  10/28/19
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wine toilet seat
  03/16/20
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Domesticated haunted graveyard
  10/28/19
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orchid hateful mad-dog skullcap
  10/28/19
JJC is banging models in his Chicago Spire condo
infuriating institution
  10/24/19
Pretty sure that's this timeline. He just pays.
free-loading metal wagecucks
  10/24/19
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free-loading metal wagecucks
  10/24/19
There was a gathering of energy in 1999 as evidenced by the ...
lilac underhanded jap
  10/26/19
so you're saying we're in the most 180 timeline?
heady area
  10/26/19
We can't be certain, but it's hard to imagine a more insane ...
free-loading metal wagecucks
  10/26/19
CR
heady area
  10/26/19
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free-loading metal wagecucks
  10/28/19
9/11 timeshift is a proven scientific fact: http://xoxo...
Disgusting wonderful roast beef
  10/28/19
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Bisexual effete new version
  10/28/19
Our timeline: https://twitter.com/BarstoolNewsN/status/11892...
free-loading metal wagecucks
  10/29/19
Our timeline: Libraries have been retooled as places for men...
free-loading metal wagecucks
  10/30/19
Well this timeline got even kookier!
free-loading metal wagecucks
  03/16/20
Wow, looking back at my proclamation in 2019 and it was so q...
free-loading metal wagecucks
  06/29/20
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free-loading metal wagecucks
  06/29/20
The rip started on election night 2000 and was completed 10 ...
Supple abnormal den liquid oxygen
  06/29/20
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pink stain bawdyhouse
  07/12/24
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beady-eyed splenetic whorehouse
  07/12/24
Haha good thing this timeline got less kookier haha
free-loading metal wagecucks
  07/12/24


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Date: October 24th, 2019 4:30 PM
Author: free-loading metal wagecucks

The 9/11 attacks emitted so much energy, both in the physical attacks and in the corresponding human emotional response around the world, that it ripped our universe into several new timelines. This has had bizarre effects. In our particular timeline, Bill Cosby is in prison for rape, Donald Trump is President, most social interactions have been replaced by sharing images on phones, and a significant number of youth no longer identify as any real gender.

God only knows what is happening in the other timelines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39022309)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 4:31 PM
Author: misanthropic center coldplay fan

Peterman probably has hair and has never visited a Flying J.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39022312)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 4:35 PM
Author: Self-centered Bateful Cruise Ship Messiness

Nah. Some things are so fundamental that even a rip in the universe cannot change them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39022323)



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Date: October 28th, 2019 11:46 AM
Author: Painfully honest thirsty twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39037046)



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Date: October 28th, 2019 11:46 AM
Author: Supple abnormal den liquid oxygen

This. Would require an adjustment of universal constants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39037047)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 7:29 AM
Author: wine toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39777330)



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Date: October 28th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: Domesticated haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39037734)



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Date: October 28th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: orchid hateful mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39037774)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 4:34 PM
Author: infuriating institution

JJC is banging models in his Chicago Spire condo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39022320)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: free-loading metal wagecucks

Pretty sure that's this timeline. He just pays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39022360)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:22 PM
Author: free-loading metal wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39023118)



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Date: October 26th, 2019 11:44 AM
Author: lilac underhanded jap

There was a gathering of energy in 1999 as evidenced by the explosion of Films we still remember + boy bands + cargo shorts and other fashion that is somehow still with us. This energy coalesced until the breaking point and was meant to be deflated by the popping of the tech bubble in 2000, which worked for a time until 9/11. From that point onward, the rise of China caused a diffusion of energy and no one cares about this country anymore, this is why there's been no new fashion/music of any relevance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39029815)



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Date: October 26th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: heady area

so you're saying we're in the most 180 timeline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39029912)



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Date: October 26th, 2019 1:28 PM
Author: free-loading metal wagecucks

We can't be certain, but it's hard to imagine a more insane (180) timeline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39030157)



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Date: October 26th, 2019 1:29 PM
Author: heady area

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39030160)



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Date: October 28th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: free-loading metal wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39037042)



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Date: October 28th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Disgusting wonderful roast beef

9/11 timeshift is a proven scientific fact:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1985759&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39037149)



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Date: October 28th, 2019 12:43 PM
Author: Bisexual effete new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39037289)



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Date: October 29th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: free-loading metal wagecucks

Our timeline: https://twitter.com/BarstoolNewsN/status/1189203518864973825

Can you imagine how lame some other timelines are when we have this? LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39041951)



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Date: October 30th, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: free-loading metal wagecucks

Our timeline: Libraries have been retooled as places for men to dress as terrifying, sexualized caricatures of women and then flash children while reading to them. Libraries sanction it and parents applaud. This timeline is kooky as fuck!

https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMjA0NzA4MS9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTU3MjU4MzQ4M30.AJjL_N02PIYrxvLbF_40wH5u7VoT7TE8hdOLjmodBpc/img.jpg?width=980

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39047961)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: free-loading metal wagecucks

Well this timeline got even kookier!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#39777313)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 4:11 PM
Author: free-loading metal wagecucks

Wow, looking back at my proclamation in 2019 and it was so quaint.

New additions in the past 8 months:

1. COVID completely shutting down our entire economy.

2. Normalization of rioting and looting to the point where stores actively encourage looters to destroy their stores.

3.NYC Calvin Klein billboard sporting its first black, transgender, lesbian, plus-size, activist model https://twitter.com/elijahschaffer/status/1276379291148619776?s=21

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#40516950)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: free-loading metal wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#40517652)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: Supple abnormal den liquid oxygen

The rip started on election night 2000 and was completed 10 months later on 9/11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#40517657)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 4:56 AM
Author: pink stain bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#47833830)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 5:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed splenetic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#47833854)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:18 AM
Author: free-loading metal wagecucks

Haha good thing this timeline got less kookier haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4369584&forum_id=2#47833900)