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When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was ...
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God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.
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I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercia...
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I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You ...
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Way more cereal commercials back in the day
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margarine that tastes like butter
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Lottery commercials
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“Best of” CD mixes
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Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them...
frum milk
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Period pads using blue ink.
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Now they advertise washable period underwear.
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I see ads for California Psychics still
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I never see “PSAs” anymore
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: indecent toaster place of business

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was a spray can women used to stop “static cling,” which I think was when women’s dresses stuck to their stockings/hose. I still have no idea how this stuff worked or why it was needed. This wasn’t a one-off or fad product, these commercials were on all the time for years.

Also this thing called “Wisk,” which was supposed to get rid of “ring around the collar.” I guess women don’t do their men’s laundry anymore and/or men don’t wear collared shirts anymore. This product made no sense to me either, cause who even sees the inside of your shirt collar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692575)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: electric filthpig therapy

God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692606)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: Vermilion stirring market feces

I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692580)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: cocky box office

Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere

1-800-DENTIST too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692597)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Ocher theater stage

dial down the middle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692774)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: out-of-control swashbuckling nursing home

I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers like 10-10-321 and 10-10-220, they always had bitter comedians like George Carlin and Dennis Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693952)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: indecent toaster place of business

ALF and Al Bundy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694087)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Talented Kitty Cat Nowag

Just use 10-10-321!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47697864)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Talented Kitty Cat Nowag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47697867)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Citrine maniacal church building

OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads

Do mesothelioma PI commercials count here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692583)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: indecent toaster place of business

I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember cigarette commercials on TV, other than OldHLSGuy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694091)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Citrine maniacal church building

You got Virginia Slims, now, baby

You've come a long, long way

https://youtu.be/DknIw0KhrZ8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694319)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: provocative useless brakes bbw

Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692584)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: sepia partner

White people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692585)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: disturbing resort

Zoobooks! Special TV offer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692706)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Kink-friendly brass sweet tailpipe set

(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692709)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: frum milk

I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You don't see that so much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692587)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: indecent toaster place of business

That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. Maybe gyms today are less disgusting than the Ys of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694094)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: frum milk

Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, like people aren't wearing big thick tubesocks anymore or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694324)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: provocative useless brakes bbw

Way more cereal commercials back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692589)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Ocher theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692778)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: provocative useless brakes bbw

never see Snapple ads anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692602)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: Kink-friendly brass sweet tailpipe set

(faggot skallas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692678)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Heady principal's office

margarine that tastes like butter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692605)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: frum milk

Lottery commercials



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692607)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: cocky box office

“Best of” CD mixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692608)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: frum milk

Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them as a kid. They would play a few seconds of each song, and I would learn and sing the "mixes" to myself. My dad thought it was hilarious.

Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHRI8Mb95k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693045)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: electric filthpig therapy

Period pads using blue ink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692610)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Amethyst Address Wrinkle

Now they advertise washable period underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692625)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: Amethyst Address Wrinkle

Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around*

Instant coffee



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692616)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: Citrine maniacal church building

Get connected

For free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692661)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Thirsty smoky national dragon

Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money

https://www.gofundme.com/f/with-rent-and-bills-during-the-writers-strike?utm_campaign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694072)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: disturbing resort

psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the popular one right before 9/11 miss Cleo or something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692624)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: Dead Heaven

Miss Cleo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692626)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Mustard Weed Whacker Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692716)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: out-of-control swashbuckling nursing home

Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693955)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: underhanded pontificating den headpube

I see ads for California Psychics still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692732)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: disturbing resort

https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692673)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Mustard Weed Whacker Coldplay Fan

Now That's What I Call Music 250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692719)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: Mustard Weed Whacker Coldplay Fan

Girls Gone Wild

Jamster

Whole genre of disreputable services that would come on late at night on the Sci-Fi channel or Comedy Central

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692726)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Canary Toilet Seat Queen Of The Night

Hooked on Phonics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692770)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Mustard Weed Whacker Coldplay Fan

Muzzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694039)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Ocher theater stage

the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that the only profitable businesses are servicing boomers and scamming proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692780)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Big pea-brained sneaky criminal factory reset button

Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692781)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: stubborn peach hissy fit

They are all online now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693731)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Curious area hunting ground

Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693965)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Internet-worthy Dysfunction

vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the product, either. there would be weird vague allusions to 'feeling fresh' and stock footage of women in dresses cavorting in fields followed by the summer's eve logo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693966)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: House-broken mind-boggling juggernaut kitchen

I never see “PSAs” anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694031)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Thirsty smoky national dragon

Dexatrim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694073)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Talented Kitty Cat Nowag

Woolite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694089)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Talented Kitty Cat Nowag

Crystal Light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694090)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Scarlet yarmulke

Jenny Craig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694099)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Talented Kitty Cat Nowag

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxesVFWhCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694342)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Scarlet yarmulke

apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats have won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47702035)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:15 AM
Author: underhanded pontificating den headpube

Blockbuster Video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694523)