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I Doordashed a vibrator to an ugly chick today

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment o...
Aphrodisiac home
  06/13/25
wow MODS
bipolar business firm dog poop
  06/13/25
lmao what size? why do you do this?
Vibrant shaky garrison
  06/13/25
It was a bullet vibe. I doordash because it's okayish mon...
Aphrodisiac home
  06/13/25
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brilliant beady-eyed new version
  06/13/25
oh sorry i misread i meant the panties
Vibrant shaky garrison
  06/13/25
"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)." https://www...
Aphrodisiac home
  06/13/25
omg gross. what style were they.
Vibrant shaky garrison
  06/13/25
Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.
Aphrodisiac home
  06/13/25
how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades...
bipolar business firm dog poop
  06/13/25
I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at w...
Aphrodisiac home
  06/13/25
5 different shades of stain tp
Histrionic sticky casino
  06/13/25
waterproof. heh.
ivory school cafeteria
  06/13/25
I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it...
hairraiser cordovan affirmative action
  06/13/25
if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out
ivory school cafeteria
  06/13/25
No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leave...
hairraiser cordovan affirmative action
  06/13/25
My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with ...
Aphrodisiac home
  06/13/25
Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking ...
hairraiser cordovan affirmative action
  06/13/25
i read it the same way
Electric Parlour
  06/13/25
How should I have crafted the thread title? "I deli...
Aphrodisiac home
  06/13/25
We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with ...
hairraiser cordovan affirmative action
  06/13/25
it is, but its less ambigious
Electric Parlour
  06/13/25
Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.
Aphrodisiac home
  06/13/25
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Provocative theatre
  06/13/25
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Histrionic sticky casino
  06/13/25
Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chi...
Aphrodisiac home
  07/08/25
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vigorous goyim stage
  07/08/25
Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with n...
Aphrodisiac home
  07/08/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac home

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment of having to buy panties for someone, but I was wrong.

She was gross. Tats on her back. I got the impression she was a lesbian.

All kinds of shit stacked outside her apartment. Wouldn't be surprised if the inside was a hoarder situation. She had me get some crap for her cats too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49010974)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: bipolar business firm dog poop

wow MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49011150)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: Vibrant shaky garrison

lmao what size? why do you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49011154)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac home

It was a bullet vibe.

I doordash because it's okayish money for how easy the work is

And because people are always calling flame on my threads: https://ibb.co/dJ5b51xn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012800)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: brilliant beady-eyed new version



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Vibrant shaky garrison

oh sorry i misread i meant the panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012830)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac home

"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718161&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012848)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Vibrant shaky garrison

omg gross. what style were they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012860)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac home

Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012909)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: bipolar business firm dog poop

how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades of stain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012866)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac home

I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012912)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Histrionic sticky casino

5 different shades of stain tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012992)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: ivory school cafeteria

waterproof. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: hairraiser cordovan affirmative action

I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it never occurred to me that an XO poaster could be working as a DoorDash driver. I was trying so hard to understand why you would log onto your own DoorDash account and pay to have this sent to some ugly chick you were trying to keep in check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012864)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: ivory school cafeteria

if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012865)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: hairraiser cordovan affirmative action

No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012905)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac home

My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with decent traction about Doordashing in recent months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012916)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: hairraiser cordovan affirmative action

Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking at monikers and navigate every thread based on feel and tens of thousands of hours of listening to all of your unique voices (and the voices in your heads reflected by your alts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012921)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Electric Parlour

i read it the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012917)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac home

How should I have crafted the thread title?

"I delivered a vibrator to an ugly chick today for Doordash"?

That's a bit stiff and verbose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012982)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: hairraiser cordovan affirmative action

We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with language in all of our work product. Pls review Stunk & White and let’s discuss lessons learned on Monday. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012997)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Electric Parlour

it is, but its less ambigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012998)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac home

Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49013007)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Provocative theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49013012)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Histrionic sticky casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012995)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac home

Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chick was hot, she left instructions to leave it at her door and not even knock.

Got paid over $30 to bring it to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49081405)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: vigorous goyim stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49081408)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac home

Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with no sort of age restriction. Any 12 year old can just walk in and get one. Don't even have to face a checkout employee, you can just hit up a self checkout.

Years ago these things were items you had to hit up a seedy adult store to cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49081449)