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My neighbor is jerking off in the kitchen. Why?

I suppose I'm not blameless either, since I don't have blind...
Abnormal boyish locus
  11/04/09
ive done it before.
Provocative dragon shrine
  11/04/09
i do this all the time. if you don't like it don't look
sooty theater
  11/04/09
Oh, I'm not looking, and I'm not offended. The kitchen just ...
Abnormal boyish locus
  11/04/09
how public is this window that you can see into? do you hav...
sooty theater
  11/04/09
It's about 15 feet from mine. They face each other directly....
Abnormal boyish locus
  11/04/09
lol. maybe he's an exhibitionist. he probably saw you ...
sooty theater
  11/04/09
Is he looking at you?
galvanic out-of-control haunted graveyard
  11/04/09
No. He was leaning against the fridge.
Abnormal boyish locus
  11/04/09
Well, if he realizes you're there, some doods get off on tha...
galvanic out-of-control haunted graveyard
  11/04/09
that dude is disturbed. not that i havent done something sim...
Electric ivory public bath
  11/04/09
the girl seemed to be liking what she was seeing. her eyes ...
milky charismatic laser beams
  11/04/09
Probably Alia.
galvanic out-of-control haunted graveyard
  11/05/09
what else is there to watch on a bus, think about it. she wa...
Electric ivory public bath
  11/05/09
wtf is that website it looks like its full of kiddy porn WTF
milky charismatic laser beams
  11/04/09
srsly kind of freaking out that i clicked on that link what ...
milky charismatic laser beams
  11/04/09
It's all user-uploaded. Relax dood, the kiddie porn is take...
galvanic out-of-control haunted graveyard
  11/04/09
Ever heard of a strict liability crime?
apoplectic mind-boggling turdskin
  11/04/09
Ever heard of finite enforcement resources?
galvanic out-of-control haunted graveyard
  11/04/09
Agreed. That site gets nearly 1,000,000 unique hits per mont...
apoplectic mind-boggling turdskin
  11/05/09
Is that in the US?
Bossy territorial stead
  11/04/09
I don't know, do my dreams have a location?
galvanic out-of-control haunted graveyard
  11/04/09
lol
Bearded Pisswyrm Home
  11/05/09
Walked past the window again and he's gone. Hopefully this d...
Abnormal boyish locus
  11/04/09
i'm not done yet i just had to answer a phone call in the li...
Laughsome mewling church
  11/04/09
i've never heard of someone masturbating in the kitchen, muc...
Impressive Box Office Organic Girlfriend
  11/04/09
I don't think I've ever done it when he's been there. It's u...
Abnormal boyish locus
  11/04/09
u sleep nekkid?
Impressive Box Office Organic Girlfriend
  11/04/09
Shocking, I know.
Abnormal boyish locus
  11/04/09
haha, i didn't mean it that way
Impressive Box Office Organic Girlfriend
  11/04/09
Even when on the rag? Gross.
Stimulating Indigo Incel Circlehead
  11/05/09
So does your bedspread have skidmarks?
Opaque At-the-ready Sandwich Stain
  11/05/09
Maybe he's refilling the mayo jar.
Bossy territorial stead
  11/04/09
i'm so very glad i live in an actual house, and there are ya...
beta chocolate library
  11/04/09
I really, really, really don't want a house or especially a ...
Abnormal boyish locus
  11/04/09
cities attract nuts. no way around it.
beta chocolate library
  11/04/09
lol poor redneck nigger
mischievous parlour halford
  11/05/09
How can you really, really not want a yard?
Bossy territorial stead
  11/04/09
Having to care for it. Allergies. Having to care for it. ...
Abnormal boyish locus
  11/04/09
you can drink in the yard, which you couldn't do if you had ...
180 violet quadroon roast beef
  11/05/09
are your allergies so bad that allegra can't keep under cont...
Impressive Box Office Organic Girlfriend
  11/05/09
Yes.
Abnormal boyish locus
  11/05/09
I constantly masturbate in the kitchen.
appetizing carmine cumskin rigor
  11/04/09
Credited response would be to remove your clothing and hang ...
Violent thriller ladyboy fat ankles
  11/04/09
i see my neighbors shitting in their bathrooms all the time....
orange drunken half-breed
  11/04/09
wth is an airshaft window yo
Stimulating Indigo Incel Circlehead
  11/05/09
does he have a big penis? and were you turned on?
Garnet boiling water ratface
  11/05/09
...
Fuchsia stirring property party of the first part
  11/16/09


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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:01 PM
Author: Abnormal boyish locus

I suppose I'm not blameless either, since I don't have blinds on my airshaft windows and sometimes walk around naked, but jerking off in the kitchen seems like an odd thing to do regardless of who can see you. Guys? Any perspective on whether this is normal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179647)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: Provocative dragon shrine

ive done it before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179657)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: sooty theater

i do this all the time.

if you don't like it don't look

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179663)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:03 PM
Author: Abnormal boyish locus

Oh, I'm not looking, and I'm not offended. The kitchen just seemed like a strange location. Wouldn't the bathroom be cleaner and the sofa/bed be more comfortable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179677)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: sooty theater

how public is this window that you can see into? do you have to make an effort to see into it or is it pretty much out in the open?

yeah the bed is more comfortable but you gotta spice it up sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179705)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: Abnormal boyish locus

It's about 15 feet from mine. They face each other directly. You have to make an effort not to see.

I'm not really offended by sexual stuff by the airshaft window, since a lot of people just ignore it. It just was a strange sight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179726)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:08 PM
Author: sooty theater

lol. maybe he's an exhibitionist.

he probably saw you walking around naked and is returning the favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179753)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: galvanic out-of-control haunted graveyard

Is he looking at you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179681)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: Abnormal boyish locus

No. He was leaning against the fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179695)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: galvanic out-of-control haunted graveyard

Well, if he realizes you're there, some doods get off on that. For example: http://motherless.com/AA989BC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179717)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: Electric ivory public bath

that dude is disturbed. not that i havent done something similar before, but it had a sense of degredation to it, like i was entering an underworld. it's not the right thing to be doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179790)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:26 PM
Author: milky charismatic laser beams

the girl seemed to be liking what she was seeing. her eyes were glued toward the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179947)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:25 AM
Author: galvanic out-of-control haunted graveyard

Probably Alia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181964)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:00 AM
Author: Electric ivory public bath

what else is there to watch on a bus, think about it. she was just passing the time, considering it was a dude jerking off, which doesnt happen all that often on a bus. obviously she wasnt offended or anything, but i doubt she was all wet in her panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182928)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: milky charismatic laser beams

wtf is that website it looks like its full of kiddy porn WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180089)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: milky charismatic laser beams

srsly kind of freaking out that i clicked on that link what is the deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180129)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: galvanic out-of-control haunted graveyard

It's all user-uploaded. Relax dood, the kiddie porn is taken down instantly, and the stuff on 15-17 y.o.s, well, don't click on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180137)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:31 PM
Author: apoplectic mind-boggling turdskin

Ever heard of a strict liability crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181307)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: galvanic out-of-control haunted graveyard

Ever heard of finite enforcement resources?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181378)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:23 AM
Author: apoplectic mind-boggling turdskin

Agreed. That site gets nearly 1,000,000 unique hits per month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181944)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:54 PM
Author: Bossy territorial stead

Is that in the US?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180243)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:55 PM
Author: galvanic out-of-control haunted graveyard

I don't know, do my dreams have a location?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180250)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:05 AM
Author: Bearded Pisswyrm Home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182975)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Abnormal boyish locus

Walked past the window again and he's gone. Hopefully this doesn't become a habit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179918)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:25 PM
Author: Laughsome mewling church

i'm not done yet i just had to answer a phone call in the living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179929)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: Impressive Box Office Organic Girlfriend

i've never heard of someone masturbating in the kitchen, much less leaning against the fridge. the guy must be into voyeurism.

do you walk naked in your apt when he can see in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180100)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Abnormal boyish locus

I don't think I've ever done it when he's been there. It's usually getting up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or something. Since the view is from my living room to his kitchen, I doubt he's been flashed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180205)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:54 PM
Author: Impressive Box Office Organic Girlfriend

u sleep nekkid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180246)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: Abnormal boyish locus

Shocking, I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180269)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 10:02 PM
Author: Impressive Box Office Organic Girlfriend

haha, i didn't mean it that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180351)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:05 AM
Author: Stimulating Indigo Incel Circlehead

Even when on the rag? Gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182969)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 4:13 AM
Author: Opaque At-the-ready Sandwich Stain

So does your bedspread have skidmarks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13183566)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: Bossy territorial stead

Maybe he's refilling the mayo jar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180278)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:55 PM
Author: beta chocolate library

i'm so very glad i live in an actual house, and there are yards with fruit trees and vegetable gardens separating me from all my neighbors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180256)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: Abnormal boyish locus

I really, really, really don't want a house or especially a yard, but I look forward to having an apartment without an airshaft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180265)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: beta chocolate library

cities attract nuts. no way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180276)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 4:11 AM
Author: mischievous parlour halford

lol poor redneck nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13183565)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:58 PM
Author: Bossy territorial stead

How can you really, really not want a yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180291)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: Abnormal boyish locus

Having to care for it. Allergies. Having to care for it.

Also, they're sort of useless, especially if you don't have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181371)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:16 AM
Author: 180 violet quadroon roast beef

you can drink in the yard, which you couldn't do if you had no yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181874)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:22 AM
Author: Impressive Box Office Organic Girlfriend

are your allergies so bad that allegra can't keep under control?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181940)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:33 AM
Author: Abnormal boyish locus

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182062)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:34 PM
Author: appetizing carmine cumskin rigor

I constantly masturbate in the kitchen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181339)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:35 PM
Author: Violent thriller ladyboy fat ankles

Credited response would be to remove your clothing and hang out in front of your window watching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181350)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:39 PM
Author: orange drunken half-breed

i see my neighbors shitting in their bathrooms all the time. tonight this guy started with a stand-up piss and then went to shit mode and i totally identified with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181394)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:06 AM
Author: Stimulating Indigo Incel Circlehead

wth is an airshaft window yo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182980)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:06 AM
Author: Garnet boiling water ratface

does he have a big penis? and were you turned on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182984)



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Date: November 16th, 2009 11:49 AM
Author: Fuchsia stirring property party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13280490)