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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
brass crackhouse feces
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Fishy Aromatic Knife Forum
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Hateful gas station stock car
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
bateful green parlour
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Transparent Thriller Set Jew
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Aquamarine Splenetic Base Idea He Suggested
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Submissive bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Garnet exhilarant indian lodge factory reset button
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
maniacal hominid stage
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Umber razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house chad
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Narrow-minded orchestra pit
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Primrose Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
chocolate parlor toaster
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
self-centered provocative potus becky
  06/30/25
cr
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
maniacal hominid stage
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Pearl Bossy Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Primrose Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
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Emerald tank business firm
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Narrow-minded orchestra pit
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
self-centered provocative potus becky
  06/30/25
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opaque haunted graveyard yarmulke
  07/01/25
*bussy
fiercely-loyal out-of-control preventive strike internal respiration
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Aquamarine Splenetic Base Idea He Suggested
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Burgundy alpha hospital
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
titillating new version elastic band
  06/30/25
fuck
Narrow-minded orchestra pit
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Burgundy alpha hospital
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
brass crackhouse feces
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Narrow-minded orchestra pit
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Pearl Bossy Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  06/30/25
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Charismatic bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
lascivious drunken legend
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
heady office
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
trip pungent senate
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
heady office
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Emerald tank business firm
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
heady office
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Maroon rehab
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
angry cocky home
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
offensive station
  06/30/25
tcr
Emerald tank business firm
  07/01/25
just jump
Self-absorbed jewess
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  06/30/25
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greedy school cafeteria toilet seat
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Boyish field
  06/30/25
wow
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
crystalline federal house sex offender
  06/30/25
JFC man
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Garnet exhilarant indian lodge factory reset button
  06/30/25
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Self-absorbed jewess
  06/30/25
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Narrow-minded orchestra pit
  06/30/25
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Primrose Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
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Mind-boggling sticky library
  06/30/25
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Gay soul-stirring address useless brakes
  06/30/25
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angry cocky home
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
offensive station
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
lascivious drunken legend
  06/30/25
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bull headed razzle abode
  07/01/25
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opaque haunted graveyard yarmulke
  07/01/25
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contagious balding brethren
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Cheese-eating location love of her life
  07/01/25
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Bright Dashing Nursing Home Foreskin
  07/01/25
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Hateful gas station stock car
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Transparent Thriller Set Jew
  06/30/25
bro
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  06/30/25
...
offensive station
  06/30/25
lol
Emerald tank business firm
  07/01/25
...
Light Kink-friendly Personal Credit Line
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Diverse Garrison Boltzmann
  06/30/25
jfc
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
maniacal hominid stage
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Mind-boggling sticky library
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Gay soul-stirring address useless brakes
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Emerald tank business firm
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Diverse Garrison Boltzmann
  07/01/25
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trip pungent senate
  07/01/25
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Gay soul-stirring address useless brakes
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Bright Dashing Nursing Home Foreskin
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
laughsome henna ladyboy voyeur
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Pearl Bossy Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Narrow-minded orchestra pit
  06/30/25
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Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  07/01/25
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shivering sanctuary sound barrier
  07/01/25
lol
Emerald tank business firm
  07/01/25
...
Self-absorbed jewess
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
gold pontificating trailer park
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Rebellious galvanic antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
racy honey-headed ape lodge
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Cowardly appetizing queen of the night
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Navy Overrated Kitchen Round Eye
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
shivering sanctuary sound barrier
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
poppy incel
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Emerald tank business firm
  07/01/25
...
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
opaque haunted graveyard yarmulke
  07/01/25
😟
Maize hell
  07/01/25
...
Cream Doctorate
  07/01/25
holy shit
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
shivering sanctuary sound barrier
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
pearly curious shrine trump supporter
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Bright Dashing Nursing Home Foreskin
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Aquamarine Splenetic Base Idea He Suggested
  07/01/25
...
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Bright Dashing Nursing Home Foreskin
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Bright Dashing Nursing Home Foreskin
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Boyish field
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Aquamarine Splenetic Base Idea He Suggested
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
beady-eyed school
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
opaque haunted graveyard yarmulke
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Histrionic ivory state
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  07/06/25
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Boyish field
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Lilac Ticket Booth
  07/06/25
...
Gay soul-stirring address useless brakes
  07/06/25
lol
Emerald tank business firm
  07/07/25
wow
Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: brass crackhouse feces

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Fishy Aromatic Knife Forum

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Hateful gas station stock car

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: bateful green parlour

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Transparent Thriller Set Jew

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Aquamarine Splenetic Base Idea He Suggested

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Submissive bawdyhouse

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Garnet exhilarant indian lodge factory reset button

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: maniacal hominid stage

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Umber razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house chad

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Narrow-minded orchestra pit

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Primrose Famous Landscape Painting

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: chocolate parlor toaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: self-centered provocative potus becky

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: maniacal hominid stage

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Pearl Bossy Meetinghouse

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Primrose Famous Landscape Painting

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Emerald tank business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Narrow-minded orchestra pit

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: self-centered provocative potus becky

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: opaque haunted graveyard yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal out-of-control preventive strike internal respiration

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine Splenetic Base Idea He Suggested

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Burgundy alpha hospital

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: titillating new version elastic band

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded orchestra pit

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Burgundy alpha hospital

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: brass crackhouse feces

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Narrow-minded orchestra pit

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Pearl Bossy Meetinghouse

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Charismatic bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: lascivious drunken legend

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: heady office

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: trip pungent senate

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: heady office

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Emerald tank business firm

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: heady office

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Maroon rehab

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: angry cocky home

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: offensive station

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Emerald tank business firm

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Self-absorbed jewess

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: greedy school cafeteria toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Boyish field

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: crystalline federal house sex offender

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Garnet exhilarant indian lodge factory reset button

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Self-absorbed jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Narrow-minded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Primrose Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sticky library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Gay soul-stirring address useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: angry cocky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: offensive station

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: lascivious drunken legend

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: bull headed razzle abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: opaque haunted graveyard yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: contagious balding brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Cheese-eating location love of her life

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Bright Dashing Nursing Home Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Hateful gas station stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Transparent Thriller Set Jew

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: offensive station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Emerald tank business firm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Light Kink-friendly Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Diverse Garrison Boltzmann

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: maniacal hominid stage

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sticky library

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Gay soul-stirring address useless brakes

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Emerald tank business firm

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Diverse Garrison Boltzmann

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: trip pungent senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Gay soul-stirring address useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Bright Dashing Nursing Home Foreskin

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: laughsome henna ladyboy voyeur

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Pearl Bossy Meetinghouse

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Narrow-minded orchestra pit

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: shivering sanctuary sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Emerald tank business firm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Self-absorbed jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: gold pontificating trailer park

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Rebellious galvanic antidepressant drug

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: racy honey-headed ape lodge

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Cowardly appetizing queen of the night

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Navy Overrated Kitchen Round Eye

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: shivering sanctuary sound barrier

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: poppy incel

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Emerald tank business firm

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: opaque haunted graveyard yarmulke

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Maize hell

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Cream Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: shivering sanctuary sound barrier

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: pearly curious shrine trump supporter

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Bright Dashing Nursing Home Foreskin

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Aquamarine Splenetic Base Idea He Suggested

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Bright Dashing Nursing Home Foreskin

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Bright Dashing Nursing Home Foreskin

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Boyish field

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Aquamarine Splenetic Base Idea He Suggested

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed school

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: opaque haunted graveyard yarmulke

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Histrionic ivory state

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Boyish field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Lilac Ticket Booth

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Gay soul-stirring address useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Emerald tank business firm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Arrogant fighting fortuitous meteor patrolman

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)