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Lions are absolutely incredible. Hard to believe we share a planet with them.

The most majestic creatures on earth imo.
Jed Dews
  10/25/24
goff has been good lately, but op seems like overkill
shota imanagecat
  10/25/24
stahp
Jed Dews
  10/25/24
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.,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,,
  10/25/24
let's not get carried away with the lion-worship. Grizz...
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  10/25/24
nice flame https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lion-vs-bear...
Jed Dews
  10/25/24
1. Detailed Size and Physical Strength Comparison When comp...
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  10/25/24
I'm a tiger guy but cr
replaceable cast of rotating people-as-props
  10/25/24
tigers are 180 i think i underestimate them a bit there's...
Jed Dews
  10/25/24
Tigers are legit man killers. They stalk pajeets, pounce, an...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  10/25/24
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Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard
  10/25/24
i had no idea this was in vegas, im gonna hit up lotus of si...
replaceable cast of rotating people-as-props
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Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard
  10/25/24
(Sagat)
revolting kikes
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Ass Sunstein
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replaceable cast of rotating people-as-props
  10/25/24
(Jed Rubenfeld)
Ass Sunstein
  10/25/24
(Roy)
Ass Sunstein
  10/25/24
They are profoundly violent. If you're a lion you're basical...
leathery commodified testicle
  10/25/24
🦁🐻
.;,;,;..,.,;.;..;..,;;,;.,,;.,.,;.,;.,,.;,.,,.,,,;
  10/25/24
I don't know, bro. A pack of wolves can take down a grizzly....
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  10/25/24
We're talking 1:1's, males, in prime
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  10/25/24
Oh, polar bear no doubt
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  10/25/24
cr
replaceable cast of rotating people-as-props
  10/25/24
lions smell like piss and there lazy and their females rule ...
VoteRepublican
  10/25/24
lions v tigers is actually a 50/50 proposition in captivity
Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard
  10/25/24
> smell like piss and [they're] lazy and their females ru...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  10/25/24
Date: October 25th, 2024 7:10 PM Author: Taylor Swift is no...
Post nut horror
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Date: October 25th, 2024 2:15 PM
Author: Jed Dews

The most majestic creatures on earth imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48239789)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: shota imanagecat

goff has been good lately, but op seems like overkill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48239802)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Jed Dews

stahp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48240968)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,,




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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming)

let's not get carried away with the lion-worship.

Grizzlies, now those are apex predators.

Lions? More like the Kardashians of the savanna – all looks and hype, but when it comes down to it, they're just scavenging for scraps and chasing clout.

A Grizz would make those Vega$ lion$ look like housecat$.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241047)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:02 PM
Author: Jed Dews

nice flame

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lion-vs-bear-who-has-won-more-in-the-past/630810

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241066)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:02 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming)

1. Detailed Size and Physical Strength Comparison

When comparing their physiques, the grizzly’s robust frame comes into stark contrast with the lion’s more streamlined build. Grizzlies, particularly the larger males, often develop dense, compact muscles across their shoulders and forearms—muscles specifically evolved for lifting and tearing apart heavy loads, such as overturned logs and prey. Lions, while muscled, have comparatively more lean builds optimized for speed and agility. A grizzly’s substantial weight is also a tactical advantage. In a fight, this weight could allow the grizzly to use its body as a battering ram, slamming or pinning the lion to limit its movement.

2. Weaponry: Claws, Jaws, and Dexterity

Grizzly bears have claw configurations uniquely suited to close combat. Each claw is curved, and up to 4 inches long, with powerful dexterity, allowing the bear to latch on and tear flesh or grip and crush limbs. These claws can rip apart thick hides and even break bones in large prey, such as moose. Lions, while skilled at slashing, tend to strike with rapid, short claw swipes meant to stun or incapacitate before delivering a finishing bite.

Furthermore, in terms of jaw configuration, the grizzly’s wide, bone-crushing bite has evolved specifically for breaking down carcasses and handling large, tough prey. Grizzlies have an extra thick, protruding skull structure designed to withstand extreme force, unlike lions, whose jaws are more focused on delivering targeted, precise bites to the throat or spine, which may be less effective on a bear with such thick protective layers of fat and muscle.

3. Endurance, Resilience, and the ‘Armor’ Advantage

The grizzly’s dense layer of fat is not only a store for calories; it acts as a natural layer of armor, protecting the bear from deep wounds in battle. Their thick skin is less prone to punctures, adding another defensive edge. Grizzlies, accustomed to fending off wolves, other bears, or even humans, can withstand significant damage before showing signs of weakening. In contrast, lions are conditioned for short, powerful bursts of speed and are more vulnerable to a drawn-out brawl.

Grizzlies also display high pain tolerance and adrenaline-driven endurance that lions, evolved for ambush-style kills, do not require as frequently. These bears are known to continue fighting with severe injuries, as recorded in fights with other large predators in the wild. Lions, while hardy, are more likely to falter if significantly wounded, especially in an environment where there’s no escape or opportunity to regroup.

4. In-Depth Fighting Style and Psychological Adaptations

Grizzlies are solitary by nature and accustomed to dealing with threats independently. In a cage, they would naturally gravitate toward physical dominance, seeking to overpower the lion and subdue it quickly. Grizzlies often rely on wrestling maneuvers when fighting one another, using their powerful forelimbs to pin down or control rivals. In contrast, lions rely heavily on surprise, coordination, and agility in hunting or fighting, often aiming for weak spots like the throat or spinal cord to kill quickly. In a confined area where escape is impossible, the lion would lack the agility and positional advantage it would usually seek, making it vulnerable to the grizzly’s brute-force tactics.

5. Historical Accounts and Anecdotal Observations

Historical accounts from the 19th century describe staged fights where grizzlies and lions were sometimes matched in combat. In such events, grizzlies reportedly often emerged victorious. One account from 1850s California describes a grizzly named “Old Ephraim” being matched against a lion. The grizzly overpowered the lion quickly, using its immense strength to pin the lion and delivering fatal blows. While such events are thankfully outlawed due to their cruelty, these accounts offer some insight into how the physical attributes and fighting styles of these animals play out when forced into direct confrontation.

Even in the wild, rare conflicts between large cats and bears (such as Siberian tigers and brown bears) lean in favor of the bear if the fight escalates. Russian biologists have observed that Siberian tigers often avoid confrontation with mature brown bears, despite being larger than lions, as the risks are too high.

Conclusion: The Grizzly’s Unassailable Edge

With a combination of mass, strength, physical endurance, and a nature honed for solo survival, the grizzly bear would dominate a lion in a confined space. The lion would likely attempt a quick strike strategy, going for the grizzly’s neck or face, but the grizzly’s ability to absorb damage and retaliate with bone-crushing blows would quickly turn the tide. The bear’s durability, natural resilience, and unmatched physical power make it a nearly unstoppable force in a one-on-one cage-match.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241072)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: replaceable cast of rotating people-as-props

I'm a tiger guy but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48240976)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Jed Dews

tigers are 180 i think i underestimate them a bit

there's this amazing lion ranch in vegas, i still think about my visit there. they have like 20 lions and at one point they all started howling in unison and it was the most guttural, incredible sound, we were all watching some gay giraffe feeding thing and ran over to see what these bros were doing. then at one point we got to see them being fed and one of these bros was so excited for the raw meat he was about to devour that he got almost 180 degrees onto the fence and i couldn't fucking believe how agile and strong and big he was, it's a core memory and i'll never forget it, strongly recommend a visit

https://lionhabitatranch.org/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241000)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle

Tigers are legit man killers. They stalk pajeets, pounce, and drag them into the woods. There's nothing more American than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241007)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:08 PM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241097)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: replaceable cast of rotating people-as-props

i had no idea this was in vegas, im gonna hit up lotus of siam and then check out these 180 liondoods next time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241008)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:08 PM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241098)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: revolting kikes

(Sagat)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241023)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:02 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:06 PM
Author: replaceable cast of rotating people-as-props



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241092)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:02 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

(Jed Rubenfeld)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241069)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:02 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

(Roy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241073)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: leathery commodified testicle

They are profoundly violent. If you're a lion you're basically assured a terrible death from maiming, starvation, or both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241015)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:59 PM
Author: .;,;,;..,.,;.;..;..,;;,;.,,;.,.,;.,;.,,.;,.,,.,,,;

Subject: 🦁🐻

lions rule with pack strategy, territorial pride, and unmatched presence. they thrive on teamwork, though the costs are high—brutal battles, starvation, and the constant fight for survival, as leathery commodified testicle points out. 🦁

now, when it comes to a 1:1?

grizzlies dominate. these solo titans don’t need packs; they bring UNMATCHED brute strength, raw durability, and a DEVESTATING strike. grizzlies are built for lone survival, meaning in a head-to-head, they’d come out on top with sheer force and resilience. 🐻

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241057)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle

I don't know, bro. A pack of wolves can take down a grizzly. No reason why a pride of lions couldnt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241064)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:04 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming)

We're talking 1:1's, males, in prime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241081)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:06 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle

Oh, polar bear no doubt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241091)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:06 PM
Author: replaceable cast of rotating people-as-props

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241094)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:02 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

lions smell like piss and there lazy and their females rule them... also tigers will kill htem in captivity if tehre togehter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241071)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:08 PM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard

lions v tigers is actually a 50/50 proposition in captivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241100)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle

> smell like piss and [they're] lazy and their females rule them.

They're jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241112)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Post nut horror

Date: October 25th, 2024 7:10 PM

Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle

> smell like piss and [they're] lazy and their females rule them.

They're jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241309)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/IkQnGlr


http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5586223&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618048&forum_id=2#48241352)