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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
marvelous rebellious principal's office mood
  11/29/25
Women are 180
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plum school
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Impertinent gay wizard turdskin
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Dull Talented Sneaky Criminal
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
marvelous rebellious principal's office mood
  11/29/25
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soggy shimmering business firm queen of the night
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
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Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
marvelous rebellious principal's office mood
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
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  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
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  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
adventurous forum telephone
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
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  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
marvelous rebellious principal's office mood
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
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what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Brass stain
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No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
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Chartreuse stage hairy legs
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Dull Talented Sneaky Criminal
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
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  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Dull Talented Sneaky Criminal
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Emerald costumed selfie
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
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Is this XO approved?
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  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: marvelous rebellious principal's office mood

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Impertinent gay wizard turdskin

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: soggy shimmering business firm queen of the night



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Impertinent gay wizard turdskin



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: plum school



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Impertinent gay wizard turdskin



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Dull Talented Sneaky Criminal

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: marvelous rebellious principal's office mood

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: soggy shimmering business firm queen of the night



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Chartreuse stage hairy legs

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: marvelous rebellious principal's office mood

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse stage hairy legs

jesus talk about a crime against women

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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: stirring green personal credit line boltzmann

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: adventurous forum telephone

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: light motley nursing home

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: marvelous rebellious principal's office mood

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Diverse bright base fat ankles

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Brass stain

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Diverse bright base fat ankles

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Chartreuse stage hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Seedy insanely creepy lay travel guidebook

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Dull Talented Sneaky Criminal

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Lascivious iridescent den gunner

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Dull Talented Sneaky Criminal

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Emerald costumed selfie

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2#49490766)