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(((Stock Market))) is so RIDICULOUS, I've lost $5,000 on SPY/QQQ Puts this month

its barely had a single down day this month, and definitely ...
bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe
  05/23/24
you just killed a head of state and escaped unscathed. count...
Crusty Awkward Rehab
  05/23/24
if i wasnt retarded id have at least 1.4m NW, thats moar imp...
bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe
  05/23/24
How much Nvidia do u have
chartreuse effete brunch lettuce
  05/23/24
i had a NVDA put expiring end of month for 500 ljl i rolled ...
bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe
  05/23/24
it was sept last year actually, i had FOUR furking puts hit ...
bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe
  05/23/24
How many times have I told you your options shit is retarded...
insanely creepy bull headed spot gaming laptop
  05/23/24
its NOT retarded, ill maek it one day like the wall street b...
bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe
  05/23/24
180. Tommy what are your opinions of my strategies? Have I...
Embarrassed to the bone pistol gas station
  05/23/24
i dunno wat exactly u invest in for stooks but prob its safe...
bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe
  05/23/24
At my low, about 15 years ago, I was $120k in debt. And now ...
Embarrassed to the bone pistol gas station
  05/23/24
good goy
bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe
  05/23/24
Still dancing around 1.6m over here. Need to really push it ...
Embarrassed to the bone pistol gas station
  05/23/24
Seems high for you being Low Income for so long…. Are...
startling big casino fanboi
  05/23/24
Here are actual breakdowns: Investvestment Portfolio: 69% (...
Embarrassed to the bone pistol gas station
  05/23/24
You have to deduct the mortgage value retard. Net worth mean...
insanely creepy bull headed spot gaming laptop
  05/23/24
I did. Total assets are about $2.065m
Embarrassed to the bone pistol gas station
  05/23/24
You edited your post which said “no” in response...
insanely creepy bull headed spot gaming laptop
  05/23/24
For the record, you’re claiming to have 160k+ in physi...
insanely creepy bull headed spot gaming laptop
  05/23/24
???
Embarrassed to the bone pistol gas station
  05/23/24
I edited with actual figures from my excel spreadsheet. Bul...
Embarrassed to the bone pistol gas station
  05/23/24
good thing abt being a goy is u just put it into some funds ...
bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe
  05/23/24
guess I need to change my moniker already
primrose seedy community account
  05/23/24
Long options are usually gambling but they are especially ga...
diverse church
  05/23/24
yes i only did it cause i was goin to iran for 12 days and d...
bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe
  05/23/24
That's unfortunate, but you should keep selling options unti...
dashing smoky corner
  05/23/24
thats the plan just put $100 more into a SPY put to get a hi...
bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe
  05/23/24
That's what happens when you bet against America, faggot
Grizzly deranged mad cow disease rigor
  05/23/24
Joe Biden’s America*
ruby 180 den becky
  05/23/24
...
dashing smoky corner
  05/23/24
Market seems to be rejecting the broader NVDA rally, maybe t...
diverse church
  05/23/24


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Date: May 23rd, 2024 5:25 AM
Author: bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe

its barely had a single down day this month, and definitely not a 1% down day. Its up .80% now premarket for QQQ. This is all absurd. Im so furking retarded jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685367)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 5:37 AM
Author: Crusty Awkward Rehab

you just killed a head of state and escaped unscathed. count your blessings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685368)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 5:41 AM
Author: bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe

if i wasnt retarded id have at least 1.4m NW, thats moar imp than some sand nigga shit potus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685371)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 6:22 AM
Author: chartreuse effete brunch lettuce

How much Nvidia do u have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685385)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe

i had a NVDA put expiring end of month for 500 ljl i rolled it into a SPY put

a month or so ago i got like 300 shares of NVDA when my cash secured put hit and i was SCARED as furk and got out for no profit

that was when NVDA was like at 500 ljl i wld have made 100k if i had just held

im retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685393)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 6:53 AM
Author: bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe

it was sept last year actually, i had FOUR furking puts hit at 445 and 447.50... its up 54% since then, i wld have netted 94k if i had just held

im retarded

P NVDA 09/15/23 445 949.50 53.1% 0.80 2 $160 0.00 -0.5% 444.20 53.2%

P NVDA 09/15/23 447.5 949.50 52.9% 1.22 2 $244 0.00 -0.5% 446.28 53.0%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685396)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:12 AM
Author: insanely creepy bull headed spot gaming laptop

How many times have I told you your options shit is retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685414)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:48 AM
Author: bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe

its NOT retarded, ill maek it one day like the wall street bets doods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685448)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone pistol gas station

180.

Tommy what are your opinions of my strategies? Have I maed it yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685459)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:56 AM
Author: bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe

i dunno wat exactly u invest in for stooks but prob its safe shit and u never buy sell and u are constantly putting in more since u actually have income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685460)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone pistol gas station

At my low, about 15 years ago, I was $120k in debt. And now I'm at $1.617m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685468)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 8:13 AM
Author: bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe

good goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685492)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 6:23 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone pistol gas station

Still dancing around 1.6m over here. Need to really push it and get these rookie numbers up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 6:53 AM
Author: startling big casino fanboi

Seems high for you being Low Income for so long…. Are you deducting the mortgage from the value of your house??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685395)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 6:57 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone pistol gas station

Here are actual breakdowns:

Investvestment Portfolio: 69% (90-10 stock-bond; of stocks 75% domestic, 25% ex-us)

Kids 529 Plans: 9.61%

Cash: 1.55%

Home Equity: 8.76%

Other: 3%

Bullion: 7.8%

Net worth: $1.617m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685401)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:10 AM
Author: insanely creepy bull headed spot gaming laptop

You have to deduct the mortgage value retard. Net worth means worth net of debts. You’re talking gross worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:12 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone pistol gas station

I did. Total assets are about $2.065m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685412)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:14 AM
Author: insanely creepy bull headed spot gaming laptop

You edited your post which said “no” in response to Cowgod asking this very same question.

Also your bullion figures sound highly suspect. And how did a big law associate who is not a partner and has 4 kids amass $1.4MM in stocks while presumably repaying student loans. Also sounds suspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685418)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:18 AM
Author: insanely creepy bull headed spot gaming laptop

For the record, you’re claiming to have 160k+ in physical precious metals? What the fuck is wrong with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685422)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone pistol gas station

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685426)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:27 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone pistol gas station

I edited with actual figures from my excel spreadsheet.

Bullion is what it is.

Not a big law associate.

Not not a partner.

Finished repaying student loans in November 2013.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685431)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 6:53 AM
Author: bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe

good thing abt being a goy is u just put it into some funds and let do, u dont do kike turd shit like me trying to beat the market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685397)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:08 AM
Author: primrose seedy community account

guess I need to change my moniker already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685406)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:12 AM
Author: diverse church

Long options are usually gambling but they are especially gambling during earnings season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685413)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe

yes i only did it cause i was goin to iran for 12 days and didnt want to log into my accounts

but the irony is the market went up every day during that time so even if i was doing 2-3 days out puts i wld have prob gotten furked in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685453)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: dashing smoky corner

That's unfortunate, but you should keep selling options until you get back to at least even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685624)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 11:29 AM
Author: bat shit crazy exhilarant giraffe

thats the plan just put $100 more into a SPY put to get a higher strike price

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 9:46 AM
Author: Grizzly deranged mad cow disease rigor

That's what happens when you bet against America, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685645)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: ruby 180 den becky

Joe Biden’s America*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685686)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: dashing smoky corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685779)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: diverse church

Market seems to be rejecting the broader NVDA rally, maybe there is still hoap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2#47685685)