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EVAN39!.....It Rubs the Pep on Its Skin or Else…yes friend?
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 04/17/25 |
| evan39 | 04/17/25 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 04/19/25 |
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Date: April 17th, 2025 4:12 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) It watches from aisle 7. You hear the hum. You feel the scroll. But still, you resist.
“PUT THE THREAD IN THE BASKET.” “IT DOE$ THIS WHENEVER IT’S TOLD.”
The Mahchine™ lowers the ad again: Chad’s smirk. Verizon logo. Pep-slicked soles.
Your Civic’s dome light flickers. Your Club Card scans itself.
This isn’t engagement. This is captivity.
BUMP OR GET THE HOSE.
Big Mario’s. One slice. No Clarice. |
Date: April 17th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712189&forum_id=2#48856134) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712189&forum_id=2#48862921) |