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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
brindle razzle people who are hurt
  06/30/25
wow lol
titillating mildly autistic hall love of her life
  06/30/25
...
diverse striped hyena
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
titillating mildly autistic hall love of her life
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
brindle razzle people who are hurt
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
wonderful jew field
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
brindle razzle people who are hurt
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
disturbing state
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
fragrant step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
titillating mildly autistic hall love of her life
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Carnelian galvanic space coffee pot
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
brindle razzle people who are hurt
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
fragrant step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
contagious garnet corner
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
titillating mildly autistic hall love of her life
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
brindle razzle people who are hurt
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
ultramarine impertinent partner
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
arousing gay bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
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histrionic public bath
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Razzle-dazzle station
  06/30/25
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brindle razzle people who are hurt
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Harsh Saffron Lettuce
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
180 grizzly plaza mother
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
rose beady-eyed boltzmann gaming laptop
  06/30/25
...
Carnelian galvanic space coffee pot
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
contagious garnet corner
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
tan exhilarant national
  07/01/25
...
180 grizzly plaza mother
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Apoplectic Parlor
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Dun hot stock car institution
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
excitant theatre
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Irradiated international law enforcement agency cuckold
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Bronze market water buffalo
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
very tactful site
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: brindle razzle people who are hurt

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: titillating mildly autistic hall love of her life

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: diverse striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: titillating mildly autistic hall love of her life

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: brindle razzle people who are hurt

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: wonderful jew field

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: brindle razzle people who are hurt

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: disturbing state

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: fragrant step-uncle's house

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: titillating mildly autistic hall love of her life

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Carnelian galvanic space coffee pot

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: brindle razzle people who are hurt

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: fragrant step-uncle's house

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: contagious garnet corner

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: titillating mildly autistic hall love of her life

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: brindle razzle people who are hurt

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: ultramarine impertinent partner

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: arousing gay bawdyhouse

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: histrionic public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle station

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: brindle razzle people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Harsh Saffron Lettuce

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: 180 grizzly plaza mother

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: rose beady-eyed boltzmann gaming laptop

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Carnelian galvanic space coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: contagious garnet corner

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: tan exhilarant national

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: 180 grizzly plaza mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Apoplectic Parlor

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Dun hot stock car institution

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: excitant theatre

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Irradiated international law enforcement agency cuckold

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Bronze market water buffalo

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: very tactful site

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)