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Played my first 18 holes of actual golf this past week, carded an 88.

Can't wait to get back out to shitty courses as the weather ...
chestnut hairraiser heaven
  03/01/25
I fucking hate geese and their shit all over a course. FYI s...
rambunctious cuckoldry persian
  03/01/25
that’s not bad depending how tough the course was d...
supple gay wizard crackhouse
  03/01/25
No penalties unless I'm not understanding the rules properly...
dha tux
  03/16/25
geese shit up everything but america doesnt have a strong tr...
Wonderful Umber Indian Lodge
  03/01/25
How many yards?
Chocolate psychic giraffe
  03/01/25
Calling bullshit
aphrodisiac digit ratio
  03/01/25
Lol I was thinking Kenny or you would be irate in this threa...
histrionic soggy kitchen codepig
  03/01/25
https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/1id74df/what_did_you_...
aphrodisiac digit ratio
  03/01/25
hasn’t he been playing for a long time on par 3 course...
supple gay wizard crackhouse
  03/01/25
An easier course doesn’t shave off 25-30 strokes. And ...
aphrodisiac digit ratio
  03/01/25
what i mean is that he’s been playing for years hasn&r...
supple gay wizard crackhouse
  03/01/25
Nah I recall he started playing less than a year ago and has...
aphrodisiac digit ratio
  03/01/25
Nah but an easier course makes a huge difference bro I've...
milky sweet tailpipe
  03/01/25
Nice round today Kenny https://twitter.com/nuclrgolf/stat...
histrionic soggy kitchen codepig
  03/01/25
I’m not mad I have a Reddit link! Lol
histrionic soggy kitchen codepig
  03/01/25
We get it you want to put his dick in your mouth
aphrodisiac digit ratio
  03/01/25
...
geriatric henna affirmative action
  03/01/25
I played the same course (Dyker Beach from white tees) again...
dha tux
  03/11/25
...
dha tux
  03/14/25
how’s the pace of play at dyker these days? i played i...
Brother Peter Dimond
  03/16/25
Honestly seemed like it would be bad for normal tee time pla...
dha tux
  03/16/25
Also I show up early and street park.
dha tux
  03/16/25
This thread is meaningless without course rating / slope and...
milky sweet tailpipe
  03/01/25
lol no it isn't. breaking 90 means you can competently play...
Glittery Private Investor
  03/02/25
Suck my dick, t-rex
milky sweet tailpipe
  03/02/25
My 34” Cameron studio squareback from 2009 is worth mo...
Glittery Private Investor
  03/02/25
Too bad you never played golf before
milky sweet tailpipe
  03/02/25
goose shit, actually
Glittery Private Investor
  03/02/25
OP is so fucking full of shit.
geriatric henna affirmative action
  03/01/25
I am not, see above.
dha tux
  03/13/25
where'd you get the clubs? they fit you?
Infuriating Coiffed Hospital Boistinker
  03/01/25
1488
Ruddy National Marketing Idea
  03/02/25
And I regularly play sub-100 rounds on my local par 3. We're...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  03/14/25
I've been honestly golf poasting on here for months/years no...
dha tux
  03/14/25
Aaaand went 15 over playing the back nine at the same place ...
dha tux
  03/16/25


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Date: March 1st, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser heaven

Can't wait to get back out to shitty courses as the weather gets better.

I played 100% by the rules without any bullshit or funny business, probably lost two strokes due to goose shit all over the greens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48705965)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: rambunctious cuckoldry persian

I fucking hate geese and their shit all over a course. FYI since ur new, decent courses employ fleets of bobcats to fuck those shit machines up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48705974)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: supple gay wizard crackhouse

that’s not bad depending how tough the course was

describe any penalty strokes you had to take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706015)



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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

No penalties unless I'm not understanding the rules properly, no water and no OOB. Haven't lost a ball yet at Dyker Beach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48753119)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Wonderful Umber Indian Lodge

geese shit up everything but america doesnt have a strong tradition of eating them like in some places in old europe. it should be open season geese until they are hunted to extinction in america. they can be tasty too so ive heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706032)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Chocolate psychic giraffe

How many yards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706064)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac digit ratio

Calling bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706067)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: histrionic soggy kitchen codepig

Lol I was thinking Kenny or you would be irate in this thread

DID YOU KNOW dha played a little college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706071)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac digit ratio

https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/1id74df/what_did_you_score_on_your_very_first_18_hole/

From experienced golfers on Reddit who are also probably lying their asses off.

An 88 on your first 18 is like 3 or 4 standard deviations above the norm, I don’t care what this dork did in college. We’re talking like 25 strokes minimum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706077)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: supple gay wizard crackhouse

hasn’t he been playing for a long time on par 3 courses? on a course without a bunch of hazards or OB it’s not that surprising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706086)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac digit ratio

An easier course doesn’t shave off 25-30 strokes. And that’s low if you play by all the rules, don’t take breakfast balls, etc. I don’t understand why people here can’t just be real. It’s okay to suck in the beginning. We’re all 40+ and don’t need to impress strangers. Anyways, carry on. This is on par with Biden claiming to be a 6 cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706096)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: supple gay wizard crackhouse

what i mean is that he’s been playing for years hasn’t he? just not on a full size course. so he knows how to get the ball in the hole.

some courses are very penal off the tee but if that’s not the case why couldn’t he score similarly vs par as he was on the par three courses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706116)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac digit ratio

Nah I recall he started playing less than a year ago and has mostly just been hitting the range.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706120)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: milky sweet tailpipe

Nah but an easier course makes a huge difference bro

I've almost only played on difficult 130+ courses from blues because my friends are too rich (good courses are hard) and macho to play to their handicap

One time I played some sps local course but only 9 holes and it was ridiculously easy, no slopes or dog legs, probably something like OP played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706436)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: histrionic soggy kitchen codepig

Nice round today Kenny

https://twitter.com/nuclrgolf/status/1895954052179247595

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706458)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: histrionic soggy kitchen codepig

I’m not mad I have a Reddit link! Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706087)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac digit ratio

We get it you want to put his dick in your mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706092)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: geriatric henna affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706595)



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Date: March 11th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

I played the same course (Dyker Beach from white tees) again this past weekend and got a 106. I've played both the front and back nine separately before, but the score I posted above was true to the best of my memory and my partially filled out card.

I also played a good amount in Florida and Georgia a few weeks ago, always just nine holes at open with rental clubs though. I've literally only played 18 holes twice in my life, but have played 9 holes, executive courses, etc many many times now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48737715)



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Date: March 14th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: dha tux ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48748144)



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Date: March 16th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

how’s the pace of play at dyker these days? i played it a couple times long ago and it was abysmal.

otherwise thought it was about as good as it gets for urban muni golf. a few really good holes, some interesting greens and a unique setting. oh the other thing that sucked iirc was you had to pay for parking in a lot where cars probably got hit by golf balls every day ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48752956)



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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

Honestly seemed like it would be bad for normal tee time players, the first day I played 18 was in the 30s and I was there at open. When I finished today there were like 10-11 groups waiting at the first tee. They had a league starting so hole one was a shitshow of carts.

I walked the back nine so no problems for me. I've actually never been on a golf cart before except for being carted off a lacrosse field a couple times back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48753103)



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Date: March 16th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

Also I show up early and street park.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48753147)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: milky sweet tailpipe

This thread is meaningless without course rating / slope and what tee

Are you being flame or just retarded?

Does "college ball" mean golf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Glittery Private Investor

lol no it isn't. breaking 90 means you can competently play golf no matter which course or which tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48708271)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: milky sweet tailpipe

Suck my dick, t-rex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48708358)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Glittery Private Investor

My 34” Cameron studio squareback from 2009 is worth more than your life (I.e. - like $300 on eBay)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48708405)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: milky sweet tailpipe

Too bad you never played golf before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48708408)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Glittery Private Investor

goose shit, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48708266)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: geriatric henna affirmative action

OP is so fucking full of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706359)



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Date: March 13th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: dha tux ( )

I am not, see above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48743137)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Infuriating Coiffed Hospital Boistinker

where'd you get the clubs? they fit you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48706404)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Ruddy National Marketing Idea

1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48708267)



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Date: March 14th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


And I regularly play sub-100 rounds on my local par 3. We're both just one step below the PGA now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48748208)



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Date: March 14th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

I've been honestly golf poasting on here for months/years now because I have nobody else to talk about this with. I never claimed to be good.

Probably going to play 9 at the same place on Sunday morning if anyone wants to come out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48748232)



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Date: March 16th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: dha tux ( )

Aaaand went 15 over playing the back nine at the same place this morning, fuck my ass. Heavy fog and light rain and muddy conditions, my iron shots were shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5687640&forum_id=2#48752905)