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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
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Henna mental disorder
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titillating locus idea he suggested
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
talented striped hyena site
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
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Buck-toothed gas station generalized bond
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
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Buck-toothed gas station generalized bond
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
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Buck-toothed gas station generalized bond
  12/17/25
Incredible
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
boom lives
mint police squad puppy
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
talented striped hyena site
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Provocative spot legend
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
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Buck-toothed gas station generalized bond
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
wmtp
cerebral angry center
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
aphrodisiac ebony turdskin range
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
aphrodisiac ebony turdskin range
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
aphrodisiac ebony turdskin range
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
confused hateful home
  12/17/25
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Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
evan39
Mind-boggling cuckoldry
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Henna mental disorder
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Disturbing galvanic set dopamine
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Disturbing galvanic set dopamine
  12/17/25
who are you
mint police squad puppy
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Disturbing galvanic set dopamine
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
mint police squad puppy
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Mind-boggling cuckoldry
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
autistic idiot theater stage
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Disturbing galvanic set dopamine
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Disturbing galvanic set dopamine
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Disturbing galvanic set dopamine
  12/18/25
whokobe
mint police squad puppy
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
confused hateful home
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
confused hateful home
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
doobsian bronze library double fault
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
mint police squad puppy
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
doobsian bronze library double fault
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
mint police squad puppy
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
doobsian bronze library double fault
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/17/25
(n00b)
doobsian bronze library double fault
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
ruddy coldplay fan
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Azure Wonderful People Who Are Hurt
  12/18/25
Stfu
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
hyperactive dashing masturbator scourge upon the earth
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
costumed knife
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
histrionic gunner background story
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Purple fear-inspiring ticket booth rigor
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Vibrant yarmulke
  12/18/25
Thanks.
ruddy coldplay fan
  12/18/25
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mint police squad puppy
  05/08/26
Boom
embarrassed to the bone overrated meetinghouse
  12/18/25
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gold theatre
  12/18/25
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amethyst lodge
  05/08/26


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Henna mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: titillating locus idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: talented striped hyena site

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Buck-toothed gas station generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed gas station generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Buck-toothed gas station generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: mint police squad puppy

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: talented striped hyena site

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Provocative spot legend

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Buck-toothed gas station generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: cerebral angry center

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ebony turdskin range

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ebony turdskin range

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ebony turdskin range

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: confused hateful home

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cuckoldry

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Henna mental disorder

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Disturbing galvanic set dopamine

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Disturbing galvanic set dopamine

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: mint police squad puppy

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Disturbing galvanic set dopamine

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: mint police squad puppy

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cuckoldry

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: autistic idiot theater stage

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Disturbing galvanic set dopamine

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Disturbing galvanic set dopamine

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Disturbing galvanic set dopamine

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: mint police squad puppy

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: confused hateful home

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: confused hateful home

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: doobsian bronze library double fault

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: mint police squad puppy

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: doobsian bronze library double fault

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: mint police squad puppy

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: doobsian bronze library double fault

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: doobsian bronze library double fault

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: ruddy coldplay fan

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Azure Wonderful People Who Are Hurt

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: hyperactive dashing masturbator scourge upon the earth

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: costumed knife

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: histrionic gunner background story

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Purple fear-inspiring ticket booth rigor

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: ruddy coldplay fan

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519537)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: mint police squad puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49875080)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone overrated meetinghouse

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: gold theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519546)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: amethyst lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49875075)