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Kash Patel: FBI applicants can fuck hookers now. And oh yeah, dogs too

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/fbi-pros...
burgundy big-titted internal respiration
  09/04/26
what about lizards? I bet he'd like to change that policy.
unhinged brass hospital puppy
  09/04/26
waiting for the answer from kash
amethyst passionate brunch incel
  09/04/26
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appetizing lodge
  09/10/26
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bronze parlor headpube
  09/10/26
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burgundy big-titted internal respiration
  09/04/26
We were rejecting guys who fucked hookers? No wonder the ag...
cream shrine
  09/04/26
they prob still reject ppl for just smoking a joint a single...
amethyst passionate brunch incel
  09/04/26
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Amber spot
  09/04/26
Friend of mine also had offer pulled due to "inconclusi...
exhilarant box office
  09/04/26
lol in Trump's America our best and brightest LEOs pay for s...
bat-shit-crazy maroon filthpig
  09/04/26
If bestiality is a bar you lose a ton of good white applican...
Haunting Library Azn
  09/04/26
Go back to Pakistan faggot
Grizzly buck-toothed old irish cottage rigor
  09/04/26
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sticky magical goal in life background story
  09/05/26
In two years of Trump, the DOJ and FBI have gone from being ...
trip gas station hunting ground
  09/04/26
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sticky magical goal in life background story
  09/05/26
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bat-shit-crazy maroon filthpig
  09/05/26
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Haunting Library Azn
  09/05/26
Degenerate trannies out. Chill, fratty dogfuckers in.
pontificating principal's office
  09/04/26
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Amber spot
  09/10/26
"if they have paid for sex three times or fewer in the ...
bronze parlor headpube
  09/05/26
...
Amber spot
  09/10/26
doesnt life epxeirnec ehelp u cathcing criminal ub asicalyl ...
bateful state
  09/10/26
MAGA!
appetizing lodge
  09/10/26
"knew i should have waited for an fbi job opening"...
queensbridge benzo
  09/10/26
beast mode
Sable Cracking Sound Barrier Pervert
  09/10/26
hexk ya!
shimmering razzle-dazzle hall useless brakes
  09/10/26
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faglord
  09/16/26
who the fuck actually gets hired for these jobs. ive never m...
brilliant bull headed parlour
  09/16/26
Serious answer: Mormons, mostly.
bronze parlor headpube
  09/16/26
One of my friends worked there until last year. She's from S...
crystalline station
  09/16/26


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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: burgundy big-titted internal respiration

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/fbi-prostitution-bestiality-jobs-hiring-b3042852.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50116240)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: unhinged brass hospital puppy

what about lizards? I bet he'd like to change that policy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50116241)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: amethyst passionate brunch incel

waiting for the answer from kash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50116243)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:47 AM
Author: appetizing lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50126298)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: bronze parlor headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50127873)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: burgundy big-titted internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50116272)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: cream shrine

We were rejecting guys who fucked hookers? No wonder the agency is such a disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50116342)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: amethyst passionate brunch incel

they prob still reject ppl for just smoking a joint a single time at age 16, i got an FBI conditional offer rejected many years ago cause failed polygraph, i didnt even inhale just blew off a joint once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50116355)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Amber spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50116525)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: exhilarant box office

Friend of mine also had offer pulled due to "inconclusive" polygraph and he did not even lie lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50116531)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy maroon filthpig

lol in Trump's America our best and brightest LEOs pay for sex with hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50116358)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Haunting Library Azn

If bestiality is a bar you lose a ton of good white applicants. Dog fucking is pretty normalized at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50116599)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Grizzly buck-toothed old irish cottage rigor

Go back to Pakistan faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50116601)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: sticky magical goal in life background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50116974)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: trip gas station hunting ground

In two years of Trump, the DOJ and FBI have gone from being impossible to get considered to waving in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50116603)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: sticky magical goal in life background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50116975)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy maroon filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50117035)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 1:20 AM
Author: Haunting Library Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50117036)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: pontificating principal's office

Degenerate trannies out. Chill, fratty dogfuckers in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50116607)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 12:53 AM
Author: Amber spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50126205)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: bronze parlor headpube

"if they have paid for sex three times or fewer in the last decade"

They're going to have to ease that a lot further for many of the guys they need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50116967)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 12:53 AM
Author: Amber spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50126206)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 12:58 AM
Author: bateful state

doesnt life epxeirnec ehelp u cathcing criminal ub asicalyl have to be a softcore one duhhh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50126207)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:21 AM
Author: appetizing lodge

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50126276)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:26 AM
Author: queensbridge benzo

"knew i should have waited for an fbi job opening" (trump's new ice hires)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50126281)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:52 AM
Author: Sable Cracking Sound Barrier Pervert

beast mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50126300)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 6:01 AM
Author: shimmering razzle-dazzle hall useless brakes

hexk ya!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50126302)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: faglord



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50137812)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: brilliant bull headed parlour

who the fuck actually gets hired for these jobs. ive never met an fbi agent in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50137831)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: bronze parlor headpube

Serious answer: Mormons, mostly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50138776)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: crystalline station

One of my friends worked there until last year. She's from Singapore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2#50138781)