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Got a BLACK girls number last night. WTF DO I DO NOW?

I was somewhat wasted but I think her body was pretty nice. ...
Hairless philosopher-king factory reset button
  03/23/12
lol just lol
hyperactive spectacular sex offender boltzmann
  03/23/12
Come on bros, what do I do. I think I'll text her asking her...
Hairless philosopher-king factory reset button
  03/23/12
are you a white guy?
hyperactive spectacular sex offender boltzmann
  03/23/12
sorta
Hairless philosopher-king factory reset button
  03/23/12
(Jew or Persian)
soggy locale
  03/23/12
You normally take girls out to the bar? Where did you mee...
bisexual rambunctious puppy giraffe
  03/23/12
I sprinted here to post "consult midnight cowboy immedi...
Thriller blue trailer park
  03/23/12
do it but be careful, the STD rate in the black community i...
magenta hell turdskin
  03/23/12
Dood, she is not one of those crazy African-American chicks....
Hairless philosopher-king factory reset button
  03/23/12
fat girl gotta take anything man
magenta hell turdskin
  03/23/12
So you noticed that niggers are truly only an American pheno...
free-loading pocket flask milk
  03/23/12
Yeah, it's because Ameica fucked up the nigga here whereas i...
Hairless philosopher-king factory reset button
  03/23/12
NYC shrews wonder why no decent man wants to lock them down....
Boyish thirsty macaca
  03/23/12
I dont know if she is conservative. I imagine she is a whore...
Hairless philosopher-king factory reset button
  03/23/12
I am a first gen and the daughter of West African immigrants...
bisexual rambunctious puppy giraffe
  03/23/12
To be fair, ITP: MER not-so-subtly admits that she has go...
lavender maniacal center
  03/23/12
Lol I'm just being honest, to be fair. I've never had a one ...
bisexual rambunctious puppy giraffe
  03/23/12
To be fair, Fair. REVISION: MER not-sot-subtly admits ...
lavender maniacal center
  03/23/12
Ew. No! What I was getting at was sleeping with a guy earlie...
bisexual rambunctious puppy giraffe
  03/23/12
text her "I wanna be like Zimmerman and kill that nigge...
Gaped lettuce dog poop
  03/23/12
hmmm
Hairless philosopher-king factory reset button
  03/23/12
Burnt steak? That's the best you could do bro?
soggy locale
  03/23/12
Yea man, I'm retarded.
Hairless philosopher-king factory reset button
  03/23/12
Just be a gallant version of yourself.
crusty kitchen doctorate
  03/23/12
take her for a spin, fagget
citrine piazza weed whacker
  03/23/12
You're going to need this song brah http://www.youtube.co...
Cracking Therapy Coffee Pot
  03/23/12
Text her like you would any other girl but be a little more ...
Impertinent nursing home wagecucks
  03/23/12
Please give me an example of how the conversation should sta...
bisexual rambunctious puppy giraffe
  03/23/12
'shawty lemme holla atchoo throw a couple dollas atchoo'
citrine piazza weed whacker
  03/23/12
That's it! He is all the way in there like swimwear.
bisexual rambunctious puppy giraffe
  03/23/12
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Date: March 23rd, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Hairless philosopher-king factory reset button

I was somewhat wasted but I think her body was pretty nice. She was skinny for sure. Can't remember face and I think her hair was short. She was definitely hotter than her white friend, cause I hit on her instead of that other bitch.

She's like a doctor so sugar mama potential. WTF do I do. I have never gotten any burnt steak so sorta want to try. If I get this chick then I'll have banged a chick from all the major groups (white, black, AZN, Injun, Muslimoid, Latino)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277014)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: hyperactive spectacular sex offender boltzmann

lol just lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277018)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 2:24 PM
Author: Hairless philosopher-king factory reset button

Come on bros, what do I do. I think I'll text her asking her to go to this this on the wknd. But i don't want to take her to like a bar or something. I think she was okay looking at least, maybe even hot. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277024)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 2:36 PM
Author: hyperactive spectacular sex offender boltzmann

are you a white guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277106)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: Hairless philosopher-king factory reset button

sorta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277120)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: soggy locale

(Jew or Persian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277391)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: bisexual rambunctious puppy giraffe

You normally take girls out to the bar?

Where did you meet btw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277540)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Thriller blue trailer park

I sprinted here to post "consult midnight cowboy immediately."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277202)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 2:23 PM
Author: magenta hell turdskin

do it but be careful, the STD rate in the black community is out of control

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277022)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: Hairless philosopher-king factory reset button

Dood, she is not one of those crazy African-American chicks. Her parents are immigrants from west Africa. I've noticed caribbean and african blacks are fucking 1000000 times better. They actually value education too and still have their family structure intact.

Average white NYC bitch is fucking worse. Meet some fat beast last night too who basically admitted she will fucking bang any British dude that walks. Fuck disgrace...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277030)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 2:26 PM
Author: magenta hell turdskin

fat girl gotta take anything man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277036)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 2:42 PM
Author: free-loading pocket flask milk

So you noticed that niggers are truly only an American phenomenon? Black people from everywhere else in the world look down and hate blacks from America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277162)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 3:03 PM
Author: Hairless philosopher-king factory reset button

Yeah, it's because Ameica fucked up the nigga here whereas in the Caribbean and Africa the upper classes maintained their family structure and transferred wealth between generations and valued education. In America you have hundreds of years of no black middle class, no black education, and shit family structures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277296)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: Boyish thirsty macaca

NYC shrews wonder why no decent man wants to lock them down. Also, is she pretty conservative? If so, a traditional movie and dinner would be good. Is she first-generation or an immigrant?

Edit: I can give some tips. I went out with a S.African chick and a girl from Zimbabwe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277264)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 3:03 PM
Author: Hairless philosopher-king factory reset button

I dont know if she is conservative. I imagine she is a whore like any chick raised in America. She is first generation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277292)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 3:36 PM
Author: bisexual rambunctious puppy giraffe

I am a first gen and the daughter of West African immigrants. If she was raised in a household like mine, she was likely scared shitless of the consequences of sex and taught to value her body and is more conversative than most about sex as a result. BUT, the right guy can make any girl do things she never thought she would. You sound lost and confused so I highly doubt you'll be that guy (unfortunately for you). =(

That said, I know girls who were raised more liberally or did their own shit anyway so there's no way to really know what this girl is like.

- MER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277484)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 3:42 PM
Author: lavender maniacal center

To be fair,

ITP: MER not-so-subtly admits that she has gone ATM out of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277536)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 3:49 PM
Author: bisexual rambunctious puppy giraffe

Lol I'm just being honest, to be fair. I've never had a one nigh stand or anything, though. No guy will ever be that good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277581)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: lavender maniacal center

To be fair,

Fair.

REVISION: MER not-sot-subtly admits that she will lovingly lick her own faecal matter from your santorum-encrusted cock as you dangle your sweaty balls on her chin...

...but ONLY if you have gone on AT LEAST SEVERAL dates. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277609)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: bisexual rambunctious puppy giraffe

Ew. No! What I was getting at was sleeping with a guy earlier than you thought you would, since the op is hoping to score with a girl who's face he does not even remember.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277679)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 2:26 PM
Author: Gaped lettuce dog poop

text her "I wanna be like Zimmerman and kill that nigger pussy. When good for u boo?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277037)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 2:29 PM
Author: Hairless philosopher-king factory reset button

hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277057)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 2:24 PM
Author: soggy locale

Burnt steak? That's the best you could do bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277029)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: Hairless philosopher-king factory reset button

Yea man, I'm retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277031)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: crusty kitchen doctorate

Just be a gallant version of yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277400)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: citrine piazza weed whacker

take her for a spin, fagget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277514)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Cracking Therapy Coffee Pot

You're going to need this song brah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=STtwzLVAa1s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277612)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Impertinent nursing home wagecucks

Text her like you would any other girl but be a little more aggressive. Black chicks expect that and are used to guys being too aggressive. Be a little more forward than your normal self and you'll hit the sweet spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277632)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: bisexual rambunctious puppy giraffe

Please give me an example of how the conversation should start. I'm curious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277723)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 4:10 PM
Author: citrine piazza weed whacker

'shawty lemme holla atchoo throw a couple dollas atchoo'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277741)



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Date: March 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: bisexual rambunctious puppy giraffe

That's it! He is all the way in there like swimwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#20277788)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: Chest-beating forum psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1905657&forum_id=2#36447560)