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montage of doobs in 1L fall semester, set to Venessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek#t=20s First, we...
Spectacular alcoholic sex offender fanboi
  10/11/15
a rare laugh
Exciting Rigor Factory Reset Button
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blathering green philosopher-king
  10/11/15
Would any firm hire someone who has said racist stuff on xox...
Amethyst temple
  10/11/15
How would a law firm find out about it?
hateful pozpig nursing home
  10/11/15
Have you tried Googling his real name?
adventurous onyx ceo associate
  10/15/15
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jade bat shit crazy pit psychic
  11/05/15
how would he survive a screening interview beyond his ordina...
Drunken Dopamine
  10/11/15
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Spectacular alcoholic sex offender fanboi
  10/11/15
highly enjoyable
Cream school pervert
  10/11/15
I need MORE of this and NOW
fragrant orchestra pit hissy fit
  10/11/15
jfc
Drunken Dopamine
  10/11/15
if attidood is posting his stuff again, i am going to return...
Beady-eyed Dark Corn Cake
  10/11/15
let's do this, bruh
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  10/11/15
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Spectacular alcoholic sex offender fanboi
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Laughsome gunner market
  10/15/15
LOL @ that ginger freak
Disgusting depressive
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180
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Spectacular alcoholic sex offender fanboi
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fragrant orchestra pit hissy fit
  10/21/15
180 lost my shit at the ending
pale massive mental disorder garrison
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180
Frozen Institution Foreskin
  10/21/15
laughed
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Soggy knife jap
  10/24/15
woefully underrated
adventurous onyx ceo associate
  11/05/15
9837498373975348975834759834. Best thing I've read all week...
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Azure Excitant Native Clown
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I remember when this song came out thinking she was not very...
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Unhinged bateful house laser beams
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adventurous onyx ceo associate
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Heady ticket booth trump supporter
  12/01/15
God damn it I was CERTAIN that i was OP
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richard clock
  08/27/16
Attidood is 180
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adventurous onyx ceo associate
  05/28/17
LOL
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holy fuck lol
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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Spectacular alcoholic sex offender fanboi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek#t=20s

First, we see a hopeful doobs pulling onto campus with a U-Haul hitched to his car. It's a perfect late-summer day and the campus is bustling. He is wearing a gray "State U" t-shirt.

Next, we see doobs sheepishly apologizing to a classmate as he stumbles into his seat in a lecture hall, awkwardly clutching a stack of casebooks. We see the professor pose a question to the class, and the students on either side of doobs raise their hands, but doobs doesn't. Doobs looks confused, and he thumbs through his casebook as he listens to his classmate's answer.

Next, we see doobs lurking in the hallway outside the professor's office. The professor rounds the corner and is visibly surprised to see doobs there, and quickly glances at his watch. He regains his composure and invites doobs into his office.

Next, we see doobs alone in his room, burning the midnight oil. There is a "STATE U" pennant on the wall behind him. He is twirling a pencil in his hand, reading cases by the light of a single lamp. He is deep in thought.

Next, we see doobs in class. This time he raises his hand, and the professor smiles and calls on him. The professor nods approvingly as he listens to doobs' answer.

Next, we see doobs hanging out with classmates on the quad. We can see that he is starting to settle in. The group is sharing a laugh, a small bit of well-earned downtime from the rigors of 1L.

Next, we see doobs in a filthy bus station bathroom blowing a line of QUICK off of a toilet seat.

Next, we see doobs in class, he looks slightly disheveled. The professor calls on him, and has a puzzled look on his face as he listens to doobs' answer.

Next, we see doobs walking across the quad with a classmate. It is fall. The classmate looks slightly uncomfortable. Doobs' sweatshirt has a large stain across the front. His hair is greasy and dirty. Doobs is talking, and his classmate laughs nervously. When doobs grins we can see that one of his front teeth is missing.

Next, we see doobs squatting near a row of bushes outside of a nice suburban home. A car pulls into the driveway and doobs ducks down behind the bushes so he won't be seen. The camera pans across the yard and we see doobs' professor and his family exiting the car and walking into the house.

Next, we see doobs in his room, studying again. He closes his casebook and takes a monster hit off of his TWACK pipe. He has a large smear of blood across the side of his head, which he doesn't seem to be aware of.

Next, we see doobs in the Dean's office with the Dean and the professor. They look very concerned, listening to doobs explain something. When the camera moves around to doobs' face, we see that he now has a large bar-shaped septum piercing.

Next, we see doobs walking across the snowy campus and into the exam hall, where he finds a seat. He takes a deep breath as he opens his exam booklet. The camera pans to the clock on the wall, and the hands fast-forward three hours. The camera pans back, and we see doobs, asleep in his chair with a puddle of urine on the floor below him. There is a thin trickle of dried blood under his nose.

Next, we see doobs standing around a flaming metal drum with several vagrants. They are all laughing, puffing on their TiNa pipes and warming their hands over the fire. One man is unconscious on the ground, but no one seems concerned.

Next, we see doobs in the Dean's office again. The Dean is obviously delivering bad news, but doobs doesn't react. He is emaciated, red-eyed, and his face is covered in sores.

Next, we see doobs sitting on the bed in a filthy motel room. The bathroom door opens and a shirtless man comes out. He is holding a hunting knife and he delicately pokes the tip into a small baggie in his hand, and extends the knife towards doobs, who eagerly snorts the bump of GO FAST off the tip. The camera begins backing out of the room, and before the door shuts, we see doobs stand up and begin to unbutton his pants.

Next, we see doobs pulling his car up to a big row of mailboxes on campus. Doobs pulls several pieces of mail out of his box, and is excited to see that one letter is from Cravath. He quickly rips the envelope open and removes the letter. As he reads it, a grin slowly creeps across his face. We now see that nearly all of his teeth are missing or rotting out. Doobs laughs and drops the letter to the ground, and he gets into his car. The camera moves down to the letter, and the words slowly come into focus. "...highly irregular for us to take this kind of action, but we are required by law to inform you that you will be arrested if you attempt to make any further contact with the firm. We regret that such measures are necessary but..." In the background we see doobs' car pull away, U-Haul attached. A gust of wind blows the letter up into the air and away, across center campus. The music fades out.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#28944976)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:30 PM
Author: Exciting Rigor Factory Reset Button

a rare laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#28947090)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:08 AM
Author: blathering green philosopher-king



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:10 AM
Author: Amethyst temple

Would any firm hire someone who has said racist stuff on xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#28944992)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: hateful pozpig nursing home

How would a law firm find out about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#28947077)



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Date: October 15th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: adventurous onyx ceo associate

Have you tried Googling his real name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#28973154)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: jade bat shit crazy pit psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#29118097)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Drunken Dopamine

how would he survive a screening interview beyond his ordinary ability in the first place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#28947082)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 4:04 PM
Author: Spectacular alcoholic sex offender fanboi



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Date: October 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Cream school pervert

highly enjoyable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#28946632)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: fragrant orchestra pit hissy fit

I need MORE of this and NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#28946819)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: Drunken Dopamine

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#28947070)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Dark Corn Cake

if attidood is posting his stuff again, i am going to return to full blown megapoasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#28947098)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: Spectacular alcoholic sex offender fanboi

let's do this, bruh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#28947116)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: Spectacular alcoholic sex offender fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#28948183)



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Date: October 15th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Spectacular alcoholic sex offender fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#28972662)



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Date: October 15th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Laughsome gunner market



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Date: October 15th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Disgusting depressive

LOL @ that ginger freak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#28972681)



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Date: October 15th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: adventurous onyx ceo associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#28973156)



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Date: October 15th, 2015 7:15 PM
Author: Spectacular alcoholic sex offender fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#28974531)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Spectacular alcoholic sex offender fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#29016903)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: fragrant orchestra pit hissy fit

MORE

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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: pale massive mental disorder garrison

180 lost my shit at the ending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#29016937)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Frozen Institution Foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#29016941)



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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:41 PM
Author: salmon theater stage

laughed

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Date: October 24th, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Soggy knife jap



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Date: November 5th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: adventurous onyx ceo associate

woefully underrated



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#29117295)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Azure Excitant Native Clown

9837498373975348975834759834. Best thing I've read all week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#29117394)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Azure Excitant Native Clown



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Date: November 5th, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: Chestnut Razzmatazz Tattoo

I remember when this song came out thinking she was not very attractive. Now 20 years older, watching this vid... I would ravage her cunnus.

Doobs references were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#29118102)



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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Unhinged bateful house laser beams



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Date: December 1st, 2015 5:54 PM
Author: adventurous onyx ceo associate



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Date: December 1st, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: Heady ticket booth trump supporter



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Date: December 1st, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: lascivious wild chad

God damn it I was CERTAIN that i was OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#29286854)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Histrionic indirect expression



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:48 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: cerise background story base

Attidood is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#31278598)



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: adventurous onyx ceo associate



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)

LOL

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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: galvanic honey-headed ape faggotry



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Date: May 28th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: costumed appetizing karate dog poop

holy fuck lol

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Date: June 25th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Histrionic indirect expression



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Date: September 19th, 2017 8:15 AM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



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Date: September 19th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: coral thriller stock car parlour



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Date: September 19th, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Chartreuse nighttime hall



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Lilac bespoke jewess



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Date: November 4th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: adventurous onyx ceo associate



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Date: June 4th, 2019 12:31 AM
Author: adventurous onyx ceo associate



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Date: October 1st, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: Histrionic indirect expression



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