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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
splenetic mentally impaired den hunting ground
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Dun mediation
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
Soul-stirring Bawdyhouse Pisswyrm
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
splenetic mentally impaired den hunting ground
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
arousing frum keepsake machete
  05/10/24
No
Dashing Property Hissy Fit
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Rusted Talented Office Marketing Idea
  05/10/24
180
Dashing Property Hissy Fit
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Histrionic Chrome House
  05/10/24
180
Dashing Property Hissy Fit
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
charcoal passionate hospital
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
big azn really tough guy
  05/10/24
180
Dashing Property Hissy Fit
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
charcoal passionate hospital
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Godawful idea he suggested
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
mewling jet-lagged sound barrier psychic
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Lavender affirmative action preventive strike
  05/12/24
...
splenetic mentally impaired den hunting ground
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
mustard mad cow disease shrine
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
claret talking partner
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
Contagious Stage
  05/10/24
...
Maroon Excitant University
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Hairraiser black cuckoldry feces
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Histrionic Chrome House
  05/10/24
180
Dashing Property Hissy Fit
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
Self-absorbed address
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Exhilarant mexican
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
Contagious Stage
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
adventurous theater stage pozpig
  05/10/24
...
blue thriller pocket flask
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
Navy lettuce
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
Avocado frisky messiness persian
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
wild very tactful parlour
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Rusted Talented Office Marketing Idea
  05/10/24
...
Vivacious Piazza
  05/10/24
...
appetizing fiercely-loyal coldplay fan scourge upon the earth
  05/10/24
...
Contagious Stage
  05/11/24
Kike!
Dashing Property Hissy Fit
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
arousing frum keepsake machete
  05/10/24
he was an associate
ivory bateful center
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
Aphrodisiac dark range
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Lilac Vengeful Macaca
  05/10/24
...
mustard mad cow disease shrine
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
motley striped hyena forum
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
Aggressive cumskin pervert
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
Aphrodisiac dark range
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Curious shimmering trust fund chapel
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
Aphrodisiac dark range
  05/12/24
probably no one
splenetic mentally impaired den hunting ground
  05/12/24
...
appetizing fiercely-loyal coldplay fan scourge upon the earth
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
Aromatic chest-beating point pistol
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Stirring mischievous set
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
Aphrodisiac dark range
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Exhilarant mexican
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Stirring mischievous set
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Exhilarant mexican
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
house-broken dingle berry
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
cerebral circlehead hall
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Exhilarant mexican
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
Lavender affirmative action preventive strike
  05/12/24
...
Aromatic chest-beating point pistol
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: splenetic mentally impaired den hunting ground

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Dun mediation

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Bawdyhouse Pisswyrm

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: splenetic mentally impaired den hunting ground

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: arousing frum keepsake machete

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Dashing Property Hissy Fit

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Rusted Talented Office Marketing Idea

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Dashing Property Hissy Fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Histrionic Chrome House

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Dashing Property Hissy Fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: charcoal passionate hospital

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: big azn really tough guy

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Dashing Property Hissy Fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: charcoal passionate hospital

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Godawful idea he suggested

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: mewling jet-lagged sound barrier psychic

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Lavender affirmative action preventive strike

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: splenetic mentally impaired den hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: mustard mad cow disease shrine

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: claret talking partner

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Contagious Stage

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Maroon Excitant University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser black cuckoldry feces

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Histrionic Chrome House

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Dashing Property Hissy Fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Self-absorbed address

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant mexican

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Contagious Stage

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage pozpig

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: blue thriller pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Navy lettuce

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Avocado frisky messiness persian

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: wild very tactful parlour

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Rusted Talented Office Marketing Idea

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Vivacious Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: appetizing fiercely-loyal coldplay fan scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Contagious Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Dashing Property Hissy Fit

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: arousing frum keepsake machete

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: ivory bateful center

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dark range

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Lilac Vengeful Macaca

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: mustard mad cow disease shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: motley striped hyena forum

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: Aggressive cumskin pervert

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dark range

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Curious shimmering trust fund chapel

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dark range

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: splenetic mentally impaired den hunting ground

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: appetizing fiercely-loyal coldplay fan scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Aromatic chest-beating point pistol

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Stirring mischievous set

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dark range

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Exhilarant mexican

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Stirring mischievous set

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant mexican

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: house-broken dingle berry

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: cerebral circlehead hall

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant mexican

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Lavender affirmative action preventive strike

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Aromatic chest-beating point pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)