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rarely asked question, how the fuck did Vance get into venture capital?

and get rich, he goes from a second year biglaw drone to 100...
hank_scorpio
  10/25/24
He met Peter Thiel.
Ass Sunstein
  10/25/24
as a second year at sidley?
hank_scorpio
  10/25/24
https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2024/07/16/jd-...
Ass Sunstein
  10/25/24
...
yakub
  10/25/24
Venture capital is what the top 5-10% of grads from Wharton ...
t14
  10/25/24
but you don't make any money in two fucking years, you need ...
hank_scorpio
  10/25/24
They get insane bonuses and early investment opportunities
t14
  10/25/24
Thiel literally just gave him a bunch of Monopoly money
Rapist (Tall)
  10/25/24
but why? Why JD fucking Vance?
hank_scorpio
  10/25/24
???? If I was a right wing billionaire I’d give him...
Rapist (Tall)
  10/25/24
but he wasn't then, usually some buttfucking is in order fro...
hank_scorpio
  10/25/24
peter thiel's taste in tops is extremely idiosyncratic
lex
  10/25/24
but does it really just come down to that, some rich fag saw...
hank_scorpio
  10/25/24
a chubby YLS top to dominate his mind, soul, and anus? sure,...
lex
  10/25/24
life just isn't fair
hank_scorpio
  10/25/24
this is all a horrible misunderstanding. you were supposed t...
lex
  10/25/24
I would have excelled in my role, damn fine service, damn fi...
hank_scorpio
  10/25/24
If I was a billionaire I’d spend all my time finding t...
Rapist (Tall)
  10/25/24
finding them as 1L's?
hank_scorpio
  10/25/24
The earlier the better
Rapist (Tall)
  10/25/24
Maybe Peter Thiel bangs his hires? Hence his opposition to w...
.,.,..,,.,,.,.;:,,.,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::..
  10/25/24
Via Peter Thiel's penis
"""'""""''
  10/25/24
aspie thread. it was a sinecure thiel offered to rising righ...
tim heidegger
  10/25/24
but that still leaves the question unanswered, why him?
hank_scorpio
  10/25/24
well he'd already been id'd and groomed for the role by righ...
tim heidegger
  10/25/24
probably about right, but there still must have been a humal...
hank_scorpio
  10/25/24
i wouldn't be surprised. somehow he proved himself pliable e...
tim heidegger
  10/25/24
I already proposed buttfucking and I think it stands as the ...
hank_scorpio
  10/25/24
Why do you normie proles have all these goofy delusions abou...
Rapist (Tall)
  10/25/24
that does nothing to explain jd vance
hank_scorpio
  10/25/24
Isn't that what the Hillbilly Elegy movie was?
David Poaster Wallace
  10/25/24
why in the fuck would I watch that trash?
hank_scorpio
  10/25/24
cr. he checked the boxes marine/ohio/competent/yale ls. and ...
Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl
  10/25/24


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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:03 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

and get rich, he goes from a second year biglaw drone to 100 absurdly fast, wtf actually went on there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48240870)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

He met Peter Thiel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48240873)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

as a second year at sidley?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48240875)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2024/07/16/jd-vance-and-peter-thiel-what-to-know-about-the-relationship-between-trumps-vp-pick-and-the-billionaire/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48240877)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: yakub



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48240876)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: t14

Venture capital is what the top 5-10% of grads from Wharton UG strive for. I'm sure it's a higher % at Harvard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48240881)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

but you don't make any money in two fucking years, you need to be the guy with capital for that, he was a senator almost straight out of law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48240884)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: t14

They get insane bonuses and early investment opportunities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241569)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:37 PM
Author: Rapist (Tall)

Thiel literally just gave him a bunch of Monopoly money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48240964)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

but why? Why JD fucking Vance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48240973)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Rapist (Tall)

????

If I was a right wing billionaire I’d give him money too. He’s the only competent right wing politician currently alive lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48240982)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:43 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

but he wasn't then, usually some buttfucking is in order from what I can gather of the news lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241235)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:50 PM
Author: lex

peter thiel's taste in tops is extremely idiosyncratic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241256)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:53 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

but does it really just come down to that, some rich fag saw a chubby top he'd like to bone and he might be vp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241271)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:57 PM
Author: lex

a chubby YLS top to dominate his mind, soul, and anus? sure, why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241287)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 7:58 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

life just isn't fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241289)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:08 PM
Author: lex

this is all a horrible misunderstanding. you were supposed to be the sex pet of an insatiable power bottom billionaire with humiliation fetishes so intricate they would've made foucault blush

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241323)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

I would have excelled in my role, damn fine service, damn fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241333)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: Rapist (Tall)

If I was a billionaire I’d spend all my time finding the most capable ambitious and ruthless people who shared my worldview and give them as much money as I could

It’s an investment with by far the highest return possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241312)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

finding them as 1L's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241316)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Rapist (Tall)

The earlier the better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241346)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:17 PM
Author: .,.,..,,.,,.,.;:,,.,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::..


Maybe Peter Thiel bangs his hires? Hence his opposition to wokeness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241350)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: """'""""''

Via Peter Thiel's penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241351)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: tim heidegger

aspie thread. it was a sinecure thiel offered to rising right wing politician, to help launch his political career. vance wasn't actually grinding spreadsheets or probably even doing much of anything. thiel was just giving vance colorable resume fodder while he introduced him to the right people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241353)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

but that still leaves the question unanswered, why him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241357)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: tim heidegger

well he'd already been id'd and groomed for the role by right wing yls faculty, which just punts the question back a few years. probably some combination of thinking he was smart, an ideological fellow traveler, had a sale-able background, and was poor and unconnected enough that they could essentially own him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241370)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:25 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

probably about right, but there still must have been a humaliation ritual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241375)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:27 PM
Author: tim heidegger

i wouldn't be surprised. somehow he proved himself pliable enough to be trusted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241378)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

I already proposed buttfucking and I think it stands as the best working hypothesis we've got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241381)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:29 PM
Author: Rapist (Tall)

Why do you normie proles have all these goofy delusions about how rich/famous people are somehow magically different from everyone else

People give money, favors, etc to people who they like. Just like you and me. I'm nice to people because I like them, not because I want to indebt them to me in the future. In turn, they will be nice to me, and I will have set them up to be nice to others who are like us. It's like a tribe, or a club. Of people who are like you - who you actually like and care about, and who share your values and vision for the world

The only difference between us and them is they have way more money and ability to give favors and access than we do. You and I are putting in a good word for our friend's son for the 13 year old select baseball team. They are putting in a good word for a fellow traveler for a hedge fund. It's a quantitative not qualitative difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241382)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

that does nothing to explain jd vance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241386)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: David Poaster Wallace

Isn't that what the Hillbilly Elegy movie was?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241384)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

why in the fuck would I watch that trash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241390)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl

cr. he checked the boxes marine/ohio/competent/yale ls. and this has been in motion for 20 years now which when you think about it is a lifetime. its probably not a blueprint for success going forward but 10-20 years ago was a totally different world. the best part is a halfassed millennial woman wouldve gotten pushed up the ladder just as fast for no reason other than shes a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618180&forum_id=2#48241361)