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Main DOGE takeaway is that I now want every shitgov worker to be executed

reading these fags on reddit is blood boiling these peopl...
Horus Lupercal
  02/23/25
To be fair, Many people are unironically saying this! ...
To be fair
  02/23/25
What do you do for a living?
LathamTouchedMe
  02/23/25
To be fair, I'm a retired liberal gay Boomer Orthodox Jew...
To be fair
  02/23/25
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cannon
  02/23/25
Aren’t you worried about the statute of limitations? I...
LathamTouchedMe
  02/23/25
To be fair, No statue of limitations on murder, my friend...
To be fair
  02/23/25
Oh I see. Your work is important. G-d bless. Certainly more ...
LathamTouchedMe
  02/23/25
To be fair, CR if there's one thing we can all agree on, ...
To be fair
  02/23/25
I enjoyed this sub thread even though I have no idea who in ...
butt cheeks
  02/23/25
To be fair, TY it's all just jokes and performance art, b...
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  02/23/25
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butt cheeks
  02/23/25
tp
1-800-BLK-DICK
  02/23/25
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CapTTTainFalcon
  02/23/25
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poop smear
  02/23/25
🚨 WARNING: this is a WLMAS account 🚨 🚨 WARNING: th...
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  02/24/25
I would have absolutely no quarrel with summary executions
cacio e poopy
  02/23/25
I could get on board with this
butt cheeks
  02/23/25
A poem, dedicated to all civil servants: The Betrayal of the...
cannon
  02/23/25
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butt cheeks
  02/23/25
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To be fair
  02/23/25
ok but could you just put the fries in the bag man
ChadGPT-5
  02/23/25
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To be fair
  02/23/25
"Yes."
autoadmit twitter group chatter
  02/23/25
yes, let's have everyone work for GC and benevolent (((corpo...
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  02/23/25
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  02/24/25
I’m not sure if they’re even as bad as we think....
Oh, You Travel?
  02/24/25
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gibberish (?)
  02/24/25
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ceci n'est pas un avocat
  02/24/25
Just a few highlights from my time as an NIH PMF include: ...
CapTTTainFalcon
  02/25/25
I was fired on Tuesday from the National Science Foundation ...
CapTTTainFalcon
  02/25/25
what about the ones that deliver your SSDI check?
Tutu-fueled Red PissWang Rampage
  02/25/25
r/fednews • 45 min. ago TwoGroundbreaking199 Did ...
CapTTTainFalcon
  02/26/25
To be fair, Federal worker: "I have literally multip...
To be fair
  02/26/25


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Date: February 23rd, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Horus Lupercal

reading these fags on reddit is blood boiling

these people should all be gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687076)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Many people are unironically saying this!

(Libs seem to think that highlighting a bunch of famously lazy and overpaid government workers bitching and moaning about how their cushy lifetime sinecures are being cut back in order to save taxpayer money is going to play extremely well in the midterms to the unwashed masses of normie American voters who have always had to struggle with things like chronic job insecurity within the private sector, demanding asshole bosses who actively micromanage them upon threat of termination, and the long-term stagnation of real wages thanks to ill-advised government "globalization" policies like NAFTA... "That's a bold move, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for them.")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687081)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

What do you do for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687105)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

I'm a retired liberal gay Boomer Orthodox Jewish FBI agent who now happily lives on the government dole in a shiva in Upstate NY while spending my days playacting as an over-the-top virulent Neo-Nazi on an obscure legal message board to try and entrap as many white-collar professionals as I possibly can in a massive sting operation that I've now been slowplaying for more than a decade as I meticulously build my giant spreadsheets and gather tons of supporting documentation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687108)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687109)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

Aren’t you worried about the statute of limitations? I don’t do fed crim law so excuse my ignorance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687111)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

No statue of limitations on murder, my friend, and the disgusting antisemitism that has been fomented by these sickos is what led in part to the unmatched horrors that unfolded against all of those untold thousands of innocent women and babies on 10/7. Justice will be served!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687115)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

Oh I see. Your work is important. G-d bless. Certainly more important than those who describe their occupation as “consultant” or “bitcoin wealth management” on their LinkedIns. They certainly have no room to judge the worthiness of government jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687134)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

CR if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that your average federal government worker has SURELY brought more positive utility into the world than any of those dumb faggots who stupidly spent years of their life actively encouraging everyone around them to put at least some money into what turned out to be the single biggest wealth-generating investment vehicle of our lifetimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687156)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

I enjoyed this sub thread even though I have no idea who in it is flaming and who is not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687185)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

TY it's all just jokes and performance art, brother.

PS: We literally need to genocide all Jews (including women and children) to death ASAP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687235)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687113)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: 1-800-BLK-DICK

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687179)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687746)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: poop smear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687157)



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Date: February 24th, 2025 9:07 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48688666)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: cacio e poopy

I would have absolutely no quarrel with summary executions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

I could get on board with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687119)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: cannon

A poem, dedicated to all civil servants: The Betrayal of the Republic

They came with silent hands, severing lifelines, breaking oaths, binding those who build and guard the fragile promise of a nation.

Obligations turned to dust, aid stolen from outstretched hands. The brave, abandoned. The helpless, unheard.

And then—mockery, veiled as command: “Tell me what you did, or be erased.”

But these are the keepers of the Republic, the unseen sentinels of its soul. Not playthings, nor pawns, nor prey— but the heart of a nation, bleeding.

This is not the will of the people. This is not the law of the land. This is the theft of the sacred, the vandalism of the just.

Let history bear witness. Let the people rise in rage. For a government forsaken is a nation betrayed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687110)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687114)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687159)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: ChadGPT-5

ok but could you just put the fries in the bag man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687173)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687241)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: autoadmit twitter group chatter

"Yes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687236)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: '"'"''"'"'''"''"

yes, let's have everyone work for GC and benevolent (((corporations))) instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48687273)



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Date: February 24th, 2025 9:07 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48688669)



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Date: February 24th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Oh, You Travel? ( )

I’m not sure if they’re even as bad as we think. Proles have “awareness” of government jobs being chill and Fake to a greater extent than they’re aware of the exact same thing in private sector white collar jobs. So this stuff gets talked about and people pile on. Proles are aware of the DMV but they don’t know that Uber has 30,000k employees. Sure layoffs are easier in the private sector but in between layoffs everyone’s workload kind of needs to be light enough so that a URM/fag can do any given job kind of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48690398)



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Date: February 24th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48690425)



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Date: February 24th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48690430)



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Date: February 25th, 2025 5:43 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

Just a few highlights from my time as an NIH PMF include:

🌍 Convening top maternal-child health researchers to advance nutrition, pregnancy outcomes, and early learning across an international portfolio (National Institute of Child Health and Human Development, Office of Global Health)

💡 Leading a pilot for NIH grantees to communicate their research on prenatal exposures and child health to policy makers (Environmental Influences on Child Health Outcomes Program)

🚰 Supporting 2 congressional hearings on safe drinking water and PFAS exposure (Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works, external detail)

🧬 Designing an evaluation framework for a policy to promote access to NIH inventions, including biomedical devices, drugs, and biologics (Office of Science Policy, Technology Transfer and Innovation Policy Division)

And that doesn’t *begin* to cover the meaningful connections, training, and additional service opportunities I experienced as a PMF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48692142)



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Date: February 25th, 2025 5:45 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

I was fired on Tuesday from the National Science Foundation while doing work to maximize efficiency in the funding of graduate education and research. You might have heard that federal employees like me were let go due to performance. That is simply not true. I have been:

🏆 Recognized with an award for proactively supporting the Division of Graduate Education in response to multiple, high-priority, short-fuse, agency-wide data calls within 45 days of starting my position as a science analyst at NSF.

🏛️ Appointed by Governor Jay Inslee (D-WA) to the STEM Education Innovation Alliance from 2019-2021 to produce an annual STEM Education Report Card for the State of Washington and evaluate statewide science education programs as a program director at Wenatchee Valley College. 

🔉 Received the Commitment to Immigrant Rights Award from the Latino Civic Alliance (WA) in 2021 for COVID-19 relief efforts in Chelan and Douglas counties that established cross-sector partnerships (grassroots and community-based organizations, healthcare providers, educators, and students) to educate and empower the Latinx population in communities in North Central Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48692145)



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Date: February 25th, 2025 5:44 AM
Author: Tutu-fueled Red PissWang Rampage

what about the ones that deliver your SSDI check?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48692144)



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Date: February 26th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

r/fednews

45 min. ago

TwoGroundbreaking199

Did anyone else have trouble putting things on the 5 bullet points besides going to the bathroom?

I am so ashamed at what has happened. Our country used to have integrity and strong morals. Now we get stomped on and can’t even use the bathroom which is a fundamental basic right. Screw this. I am a civil servant who loves my country!

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Date: February 26th, 2025 4:35 AM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Federal worker: "I have literally multiple times on the taxpayer's dime in the last week, plz pay me."

Libs: "OMG THOOOO BRAVE AND BEAUTIFUL... HOLY FUCKBALLZ, STOP BEING AN EVIL NAZI FASCIST DRUMPFTH JUST PAY THESE HEROES ALREADY HASHTAG TAKE MY GOLDEN MANBABIES!!!"

lmao libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5684803&forum_id=2#48694869)