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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
Pearly Beta Pisswyrm Athletic Conference
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Fishy Soul-stirring Tanning Salon Depressive
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
internet-worthy adventurous really tough guy
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
Pearly Beta Pisswyrm Athletic Conference
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
vermilion reading party pozpig
  05/10/24
No
excitant lime gaping
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
at-the-ready indecent travel guidebook rigpig
  05/10/24
180
excitant lime gaping
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
indigo laughsome feces
  05/10/24
180
excitant lime gaping
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
Blathering temple
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
fear-inspiring dragon turdskin
  05/10/24
180
excitant lime gaping
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
Blathering temple
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Arousing Olive Crotch
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
seedy azure messiness
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
narrow-minded autistic organic girlfriend orchestra pit
  05/12/24
...
Pearly Beta Pisswyrm Athletic Conference
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
bipolar bisexual locus preventive strike
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
Light Keepsake Machete
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
splenetic legal warrant
  05/10/24
...
beady-eyed international law enforcement agency set
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Bull Headed Kitchen Private Investor
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
indigo laughsome feces
  05/10/24
180
excitant lime gaping
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
vivacious silver sanctuary useless brakes
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Flatulent parlor volcanic crater
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
splenetic legal warrant
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
Federal incel abode
  05/10/24
...
Judgmental Impertinent Hairy Legs
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
galvanic fortuitous meteor friendly grandma
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
Unhinged clown sweet tailpipe
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
passionate trump supporter skinny woman
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
at-the-ready indecent travel guidebook rigpig
  05/10/24
...
Vigorous home
  05/10/24
...
Self-absorbed rehab gaming laptop
  05/10/24
...
splenetic legal warrant
  05/11/24
Kike!
excitant lime gaping
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
vermilion reading party pozpig
  05/10/24
he was an associate
Insecure Obsidian Dingle Berry
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
Gay Son Of Senegal
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Impressive deer antler
  05/10/24
...
bipolar bisexual locus preventive strike
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Deranged comical electric furnace
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
Honey-headed mind-boggling becky
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
Gay Son Of Senegal
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
wild mood
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
Gay Son Of Senegal
  05/12/24
probably no one
Pearly Beta Pisswyrm Athletic Conference
  05/12/24
...
Self-absorbed rehab gaming laptop
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
spectacular queen of the night
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Citrine cerebral filthpig
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
Gay Son Of Senegal
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Flatulent parlor volcanic crater
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Citrine cerebral filthpig
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Flatulent parlor volcanic crater
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
Shivering Quadroon Piazza
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
buff shitlib principal's office
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Flatulent parlor volcanic crater
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
narrow-minded autistic organic girlfriend orchestra pit
  05/12/24
...
spectacular queen of the night
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: Pearly Beta Pisswyrm Athletic Conference

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Fishy Soul-stirring Tanning Salon Depressive

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: internet-worthy adventurous really tough guy

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: Pearly Beta Pisswyrm Athletic Conference

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: vermilion reading party pozpig

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: excitant lime gaping

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: at-the-ready indecent travel guidebook rigpig

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: excitant lime gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: indigo laughsome feces

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: excitant lime gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Blathering temple

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: fear-inspiring dragon turdskin

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: excitant lime gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Blathering temple

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Arousing Olive Crotch

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: seedy azure messiness

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: narrow-minded autistic organic girlfriend orchestra pit

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Pearly Beta Pisswyrm Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: bipolar bisexual locus preventive strike

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Light Keepsake Machete

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: splenetic legal warrant

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed international law enforcement agency set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Bull Headed Kitchen Private Investor

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: indigo laughsome feces

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: excitant lime gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: vivacious silver sanctuary useless brakes

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Flatulent parlor volcanic crater

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: splenetic legal warrant

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Federal incel abode

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Judgmental Impertinent Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: galvanic fortuitous meteor friendly grandma

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Unhinged clown sweet tailpipe

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: passionate trump supporter skinny woman

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: at-the-ready indecent travel guidebook rigpig

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Vigorous home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Self-absorbed rehab gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: splenetic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: excitant lime gaping

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: vermilion reading party pozpig

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: Insecure Obsidian Dingle Berry

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Gay Son Of Senegal

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Impressive deer antler

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: bipolar bisexual locus preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Deranged comical electric furnace

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: Honey-headed mind-boggling becky

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Gay Son Of Senegal

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: wild mood

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Gay Son Of Senegal

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: Pearly Beta Pisswyrm Athletic Conference

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Self-absorbed rehab gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: spectacular queen of the night

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Citrine cerebral filthpig

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Gay Son Of Senegal

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Flatulent parlor volcanic crater

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Citrine cerebral filthpig

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Flatulent parlor volcanic crater

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Shivering Quadroon Piazza

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: buff shitlib principal's office

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Flatulent parlor volcanic crater

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: narrow-minded autistic organic girlfriend orchestra pit

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: spectacular queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)