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Being a lawn guy beats grilling, golfing, or snobby beer tasting.

Nothing beats a freshly mowed and fertilized lawn.
avocado brunch pervert
  05/14/24
I fucking hate cutting my grass but my wife “likes&rdq...
mustard theater idea he suggested
  05/14/24
you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and you don't h...
cerebral honey-headed university
  05/14/24
lots of overlap between lawn and grill guys.
Razzle-dazzle indian lodge
  05/14/24
🙋‍♂️
avocado brunch pervert
  05/14/24
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ungodly keepsake machete sandwich
  05/14/24
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Cyan arousing hospital yarmulke
  05/14/24
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Ivory Sound Barrier Base
  05/14/24
Golfing is the only real hobby on that list.
black 180 dog poop psychic
  05/14/24
It's the worst option in there by far.
avocado brunch pervert
  05/14/24
golf is 180 you jewfuck
cerebral honey-headed university
  05/14/24
I quit my country club this year and don't have a single reg...
avocado brunch pervert
  05/14/24
dumb. prices are going up just like housing and everything ...
cerebral honey-headed university
  05/14/24
lol mowing your lawn sucks shit
cerebral honey-headed university
  05/14/24
...
black 180 dog poop psychic
  05/14/24
I love my golf course lawn. Nothing beats a 1" high cu...
lilac disgusting area
  05/14/24
wait until you get into "advanced lawn guy" stuff ...
ungodly keepsake machete sandwich
  05/14/24
lol (((doodikoff))) failed solo, lost his house
lilac disgusting area
  05/14/24
I netted more than $500k after taxes from selling my house b...
ungodly keepsake machete sandwich
  05/14/24
Amazing, brother. You are an inspiration for all of us sinne...
Rebellious concupiscible pisswyrm
  05/14/24
The key to a well kept lawn is the edging, which is also the...
Rebellious concupiscible pisswyrm
  05/14/24
stfu fat fuck you don't know anything.
lilac disgusting area
  05/14/24
100%. An otherwise well groomed lawn looks sloppy and pr...
Razzle-dazzle indian lodge
  05/14/24
I don't edge. 🥲
avocado brunch pervert
  05/14/24
Seems like backyard golf green that you seed, roll, cut your...
emerald provocative point french chef
  05/14/24
the amount of time and effort it would take to maintain a le...
cerebral honey-headed university
  05/14/24
That's why it's a POWERLAWNGOY move
emerald provocative point french chef
  05/14/24
lawn work sucks. the key is to keep your lawn as simple and...
aquamarine trip crackhouse fortuitous meteor
  05/14/24
I’ve been considering a natural, no-mow lawn. Certify ...
black 180 dog poop psychic
  05/14/24
fuck, i never heard of this. i'm going to plant some milkwee...
Cyan arousing hospital yarmulke
  05/14/24
https://ibb.co/GHWwXVS if your property isn't a habitat for ...
effete bateful sneaky criminal school
  05/14/24
Not no-mow but I’m about to overseed with micro clover
fragrant khaki range gaming laptop
  05/15/24
lawns are flame. i've been seeding clover in an attempt to s...
Cyan arousing hospital yarmulke
  05/14/24
180
fragrant khaki range gaming laptop
  05/15/24
Putting lawn care on the same playing field as grilling or g...
adventurous church
  05/14/24
You don’t live in the south right? There is a lot of o...
ungodly keepsake machete sandwich
  05/14/24
Fair, yeah maybe it's regional. Here a guy into lawns compar...
adventurous church
  05/14/24
What did lawnbulls do to you?
avocado brunch pervert
  05/14/24
I live in a beautiful neighborhood that was built in the 20s...
avocado brunch pervert
  05/14/24
Lawns and grilling are a common topic of conversation out on...
Drab depressive
  05/14/24
imagine trying to have a conversation with him about dogs or...
lilac disgusting area
  05/14/24
(gay trailer kike)
Exhilarant alpha box office
  05/14/24
agreed
adventurous church
  05/14/24
yeah among the bitches you play with. grilling yes lawns obv...
adventurous church
  05/14/24
I don't know what to tell you because I have no idea what it...
Drab depressive
  05/14/24
Go prune your rose bush faggot
adventurous church
  05/14/24
The border is --> that way, pal. Don't let the door hit y...
Drab depressive
  05/14/24
I know where the border is, that's where I look to hire the ...
adventurous church
  05/14/24
Lawns are lots of work and there’s a lot of bugs out t...
Rebellious concupiscible pisswyrm
  05/14/24
Lawnscaping is art. It requires enormous dedication and fore...
avocado brunch pervert
  05/14/24
lawn guys are the biggest fags imaginable, they are just lam...
maize impressive heaven party of the first part
  05/14/24
they're catty fags
effete bateful sneaky criminal school
  05/14/24
...
adventurous church
  05/14/24
Lmao. Get bent.
avocado brunch pervert
  05/14/24
enjoy your short grass and destroying your local habitat
maize impressive heaven party of the first part
  05/14/24
Enjoy your weeds with cockroaches in them.
avocado brunch pervert
  05/14/24
you mean a meadow?
maize impressive heaven party of the first part
  05/14/24
I am sure your .1 acre "meadow" in a concrete mega...
avocado brunch pervert
  05/14/24
I live adjoining a 15 acre hay field, unfortunately my landl...
maize impressive heaven party of the first part
  05/14/24
If it's a hay field it gets mowed too.
avocado brunch pervert
  05/14/24
twice a year
maize impressive heaven party of the first part
  05/14/24
Cricket anyone?
sick histrionic really tough guy mexican
  05/14/24
I'm just a Lawn Guy from Lawn Guy Land...
razzle market queen of the night
  05/14/24
When home alone, which is rare, I like to walk the lawn bare...
blathering twinkling gaping
  05/14/24
I Walk The Lawn
razzle market queen of the night
  05/14/24
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avocado brunch pervert
  05/14/24


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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: avocado brunch pervert

Nothing beats a freshly mowed and fertilized lawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659940)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: mustard theater idea he suggested

I fucking hate cutting my grass but my wife “likes” doing it so she refuses to let us pay for a lawn service since she says she’d just rather do it so I have to beat her to the mower and do it myself or I look like an asshole in front of the neighborhood for making my wife cut the grass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659941)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: cerebral honey-headed university

you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and you don't have a wife and probably don't have a lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659967)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle indian lodge

lots of overlap between lawn and grill guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659942)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:32 AM
Author: avocado brunch pervert

🙋‍♂️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659955)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: ungodly keepsake machete sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660048)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Cyan arousing hospital yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660209)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Ivory Sound Barrier Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659945)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: black 180 dog poop psychic

Golfing is the only real hobby on that list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659946)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: avocado brunch pervert

It's the worst option in there by far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660040)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: cerebral honey-headed university

golf is 180 you jewfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660086)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: avocado brunch pervert

I quit my country club this year and don't have a single regret.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660123)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: cerebral honey-headed university

dumb. prices are going up just like housing and everything else and you'll pay through the dick in initiation if you ever want back in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660433)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: cerebral honey-headed university

lol mowing your lawn sucks shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659968)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: black 180 dog poop psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659970)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:16 AM
Author: lilac disgusting area

I love my golf course lawn.

Nothing beats a 1" high cut deep green Kentucky Bluegrass lawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660054)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:23 AM
Author: ungodly keepsake machete sandwich

wait until you get into "advanced lawn guy" stuff like striping attachments for your lawn mower - I have friends who do this and I want one when I get a house again

https://www.amazon.com/Toro-20601-Lawn-Striping-System/dp/B004ZKXYUO/ref=asc_df_B004ZKXYUO/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693308318791&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4640841603144006981&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9010937&hvtargid=pla-350224723370&psc=1&mcid=9c51b0c8d2d73a09b5bbc7cb8a496959&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwl4yyBhAgEiwADSEjeIOciF3s2e4vs9Q_zzAdhQJ0yUPUZNi1sJkSNC91n6_8SYzumbgvTRoCSJMQAvD_BwE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660074)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: lilac disgusting area

lol (((doodikoff))) failed solo, lost his house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660186)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: ungodly keepsake machete sandwich

I netted more than $500k after taxes from selling my house brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660250)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Rebellious concupiscible pisswyrm

Amazing, brother. You are an inspiration for all of us sinners out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660269)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:25 AM
Author: Rebellious concupiscible pisswyrm

The key to a well kept lawn is the edging, which is also the worst part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660083)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: lilac disgusting area

stfu fat fuck you don't know anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660189)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle indian lodge

100%.

An otherwise well groomed lawn looks sloppy and prole if the edging is not done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660220)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: avocado brunch pervert

I don't edge. 🥲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660386)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: emerald provocative point french chef

Seems like backyard golf green that you seed, roll, cut yourself is peak lawndaddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660173)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: cerebral honey-headed university

the amount of time and effort it would take to maintain a legit green probably would leave you with little time to actually practice putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660197)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: emerald provocative point french chef

That's why it's a POWERLAWNGOY move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660716)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: aquamarine trip crackhouse fortuitous meteor

lawn work sucks. the key is to keep your lawn as simple and easy to maintain as possible. that way if your wife wants to plant some tulips in some dirt or something it doesnt matter. the way some of these boomers designed these yards is absurd to me. its like having a swimming pool for a front yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660199)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: black 180 dog poop psychic

I’ve been considering a natural, no-mow lawn. Certify that bitch as a Monarch Waypoint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660315)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: Cyan arousing hospital yarmulke

fuck, i never heard of this. i'm going to plant some milkweed and get certified like yny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660390)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: effete bateful sneaky criminal school

https://ibb.co/GHWwXVS if your property isn't a habitat for 1k woodland critters you're not white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662037)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: fragrant khaki range gaming laptop

Not no-mow but I’m about to overseed with micro clover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662576)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Cyan arousing hospital yarmulke

lawns are flame. i've been seeding clover in an attempt to snuff out the grass. but i'm a native plants faggot. i agree with your underlying point that landscaping and gardening is 180. i just pulled my first radishes yesterday. my peas should start flowering soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660216)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: fragrant khaki range gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662578)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: adventurous church

Putting lawn care on the same playing field as grilling or golf is lol. The phenotypes are not matched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660231)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: ungodly keepsake machete sandwich

You don’t live in the south right? There is a lot of overlap

I am friends with the son of a prominent us senator, fratty as fuck and makes a lot of money from his nepotism job, that obsesses over his lawn and does all of the work himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660255)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: adventurous church

Fair, yeah maybe it's regional. Here a guy into lawns comparing himself to a golfer is like a geek that plays Magic the Gathering comparing himself to a quarterback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660571)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: avocado brunch pervert

What did lawnbulls do to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660760)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: avocado brunch pervert

I live in a beautiful neighborhood that was built in the 20s. I wouldn't expect most Californians to understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660276)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Drab depressive

Lawns and grilling are a common topic of conversation out on the course. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660351)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: lilac disgusting area

imagine trying to have a conversation with him about dogs or something. Might as well be discussing ancient chinese calligraphy with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660431)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: Exhilarant alpha box office

(gay trailer kike)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660435)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: adventurous church

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660565)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: adventurous church

yeah among the bitches you play with. grilling yes lawns obviously not lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660561)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:03 PM
Author: Drab depressive

I don't know what to tell you because I have no idea what it's like where you came from. Maybe you should go back. But here in America when one of your golfing buddies gets a new tractor or puts up an impressive Christmas light display it's a topic of conversation among the golfing dad set.

Additional easy ways for this to happen is someone mentioning they've been chipping in the backyard. Or somebody mentions they played at shady acres last week and it sucked because the greens had been aerated (oh, we're having our lawn aerated next week, etc.) Or whatever man. I think it's best if you just go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661477)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: adventurous church

Go prune your rose bush faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661510)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: Drab depressive

The border is --> that way, pal. Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661537)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: adventurous church

I know where the border is, that's where I look to hire the Mexicans that maintain my lawn for me. How did this year's zucchini crop fit in your butthold fag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661690)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: Rebellious concupiscible pisswyrm

Lawns are lots of work and there’s a lot of bugs out there.

Grilling is kind of meh, can be mastered in about 4-6 months of practice.

Golf is just expensive and stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661395)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: avocado brunch pervert

Lawnscaping is art. It requires enormous dedication and foresight to make a spectacular yard. If you are wondering where all the Michaelangelos went, they are on their zero turns right now.

Grilling/BBQ is art but anyone can become proficient quickly. It is like going to one of those wine and paint places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661491)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:53 PM
Author: maize impressive heaven party of the first part

lawn guys are the biggest fags imaginable, they are just lame enough to find running a little machine to be entertaining as they have never run real machinery and the total amount of material waste that goes into some big perfect lawn is enormous, all while destroying natural habitat for native plants and species in the service of...nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661447)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: effete bateful sneaky criminal school

they're catty fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661486)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: adventurous church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661512)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: avocado brunch pervert

Lmao. Get bent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661538)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:25 PM
Author: maize impressive heaven party of the first part

enjoy your short grass and destroying your local habitat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661543)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: avocado brunch pervert

Enjoy your weeds with cockroaches in them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661562)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: maize impressive heaven party of the first part

you mean a meadow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661571)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: avocado brunch pervert

I am sure your .1 acre "meadow" in a concrete megalopolis is beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661639)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: maize impressive heaven party of the first part

I live adjoining a 15 acre hay field, unfortunately my landlord insists I mow a bunch of lawn too, but the field is much more aesthetically pleasing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661643)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:14 PM
Author: avocado brunch pervert

If it's a hay field it gets mowed too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661653)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: maize impressive heaven party of the first part

twice a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661701)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: sick histrionic really tough guy mexican

Cricket anyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661574)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: razzle market queen of the night

I'm just a Lawn Guy from Lawn Guy Land...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662063)



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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: blathering twinkling gaping

When home alone, which is rare, I like to walk the lawn barefoot, enjoying the dusk, sipping a scotch, enjoy a guilty secret cigarette. Simple pleasures of life.

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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: razzle market queen of the night

I Walk The Lawn

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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: avocado brunch pervert



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