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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:01 PM Author: magical dun round eye Summary if you don't want to read thing. On a 48 hour trip, I fucked 2 different chicks, including some very dirty anal, and got a rub-n-tub. ______________________________________
We're harassing a competitor with a legit, but nuisancy lawsuit. Traveled to their city to join outside counsel on depos.
MONDAY PART 1: Arrived into the city. Booted up tinder. Started getting matches quickly. Matched with a super cute Brazilian chick. Grab drinks with her, got her back to my room (due to language issue, she thought she was gonig to a new bar -- oops). Failed in fucking her. I poasted about this. She did not know that "hook up" meant sex. ---------- MONDAY PART 2: Had a smoke outside. Went back to hotel room. Whipped out tinder. A different chick I'd earlier messaged gas messaged me back making it clear she was DTF. My profile explicitly says I'm looking to "hook up." I tell to come right to my hotel. She says she needs to shower. She texts when she's getting in the uber asking if I have booze -- turns out she meant to bring a roadie with her to drink in th euber, but forgot. Like a proper sleazebag I had half a bottle of wine and a bottle of vodka. She arrives and we talk for 30 mins t o start. She's a total conservahero and we shit-talk on shitlibs. Then we start hooking up. after making out and some mild fingering and handy-action, I ask if she wants me to fuck her. I shit you not, she straight up says she wants me to fuck in her ass and cum in it. I do my best to lube up with just spit and start fucking her in the ass with her on her back. No shit at first. But, after switching to doggy, I started noticing that there was some shit on my dick and on the outside of her ass. But it seemed like only some staining, not lots of shit. I keep ass fucking her and after a while ask if she wants me to fuck her pussy. Cock went RIGHT in there. Not that it was particularly looks, just like a pussy when you've already been fucking it for a while -- except in this case I'd only been fucking her ass. Then she wants me to cum, and she tells me to fill up her asshole. SO I start fucing her ass again. This time there's clearly more shit on my dick. I Cum in her asshole. She runs to the bathroom and comments that we left a few tiny shit stains on the comforter. After she runs to the bathroom, I want to hide the fact that there's shit on my dick, so I lift up a corner of the sheets and wipe my dick. A LOT of shit transfers to the sheets. I flap it back down so you can't see it. Then I head to the bathroom and she has a bath running and is in there. Apparently that's her strategy for cleaning off after anal. I join her and we talk for maybe 25 more mins. Then we get out dry off. I was planning on kicking her out, but after another 10 mins in bed just chilling, I started getting horny again. So, we start hooking up again. This time I make sure she sucks my dick with me standing on the bed and her standing on the ground. I go down on her. Started off by fucking her in the pussy, which I vastly prefer. Eventually she said she wanted me to cum. She said she wanted me to "fill her asshole up." So, I start ass-fucking her again. This time I rim her a little bit before going in. This time I could tell there was a hard chunk of shit in her ass hole. I tried to ignore it, but it was def a turnoff, especially for a round 2 when I'm boozed up. I can't cum and then just pretend to. After I pull out, she goes back to the bathroom and we take another bath together and talk for another 20 mins. When we get out, she hints that she thinks she's spending the night, but I politely make it clear that it's not going down like that. She leaves. I need to be careful where I slept in the bed, because there were shit stains all over it including the BIG ONE on one side where I wiped my dick off. The next morning before I left for the depo, I made sure to tell the front desk that I had stains on my bedding and I needed them replaced. I left a $20 tip for the maids. ---------- TUESDAY: Depos all day. Afterwords I grab drinks with a networking contact in that city. Finish up with those around 9pm and go back to my hotel and whip out Tinder again. I was going for getting a good-enough chick who was willing to come right to my hotel rather than quality since I didnt want to be up too late. A cute, short 6.5 Latina, who was a subjective 7 for me, was down. She's at my door only like 25 minutes later. We talk for about 30 minutes -- actually having some good convos -- before we start hooking up. I won't go into much detail here because it was not as interesting. It was actually better sex than the night before. She was a great fuck, but it was just your normal good sex. We finish up round 2 around midnight and I hint that she should get going. She takes the hint easily, and gets out. ------------ Wednesday: One final quick depo in the morning. I finish up with about 2 hours to spare before I need to leave for the airport. I google rub and tug places on the way to the airport. Uber to one. Was pleasantly surprised with the chick I got. she was probably early 30s, but had some good surgery to make her look younger. great fake tits. Total was $100 for a 30 minute massage with a happy ending. I nut and call an uber to the airport. She would not let me leave until the uber was exactly 1 minute away. I suspect that they don't want your loitering outside after your massage so you don't get robbed. |
Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:18 PM Author: magical dun round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36541479) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:24 PM Author: Kink-friendly Mahogany State Goddamn bro!
Wow!
MY depo travels are lame as fuck bro, lame as fuck.
1) how was the depo 2) how did you have enough for a rub and tug after two nights of that? Werent the two other hook ups enough? |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:30 PM Author: magical dun round eye 1) Depos of the opposing side as inhouse counsel are always fun as long as your outside counsel is competent and prepared. You only have to insert yourself as much or as little as you want. Not worried about coaching up your own people. I always alternate between being super-broey and massive-asshole to fuck with peoples minds.
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:46 PM Author: magical dun round eye 2) I'm in my early 30s and am in great shape, exercise every day and eat healthy. No drop in sex drive from early 20s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36541666) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:33 PM Author: multi-colored alpha sanctuary THOSE MUST BE SOME SHITTY RETARD-LEVEL DEPOS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36541578) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 3:41 PM Author: magical dun round eye Not at all. Explain your reasoning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36541635) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:36 PM Author: multi-colored alpha sanctuary Did you find a good reason to object to every question, and were the same questions repeated, rephrased, multiple times over the course of 8 hours, so that more questions, based on the slightest contradictions, could be asked, and how many of those question started with "is it possible that...", or "did not you testify earlier that...", and did you the spend another 3 hours asking correcting questions based on the detailed notes you took? Did you and the OC, after it all was over, shake each other's hand, for a little too long, with your eyes locked, filled with mutual respect and admiration? Let's just say you don't go out looking for girls after a deposition like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36541994) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:51 PM Author: magical dun round eye LJLJLJLJLJLJLJLJL
I pay slave outside counsel to do all that shit.
I just hang back and make sure things are on track. |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:54 PM Author: multi-colored alpha sanctuary (a "man" who never truly lived) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542095) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:57 PM Author: magical dun round eye I will say that I absolutely despise every single aspect of litigation -- even if I'm only managing outside counsel -- except for Depos, which are fun. Even then, I don't want to get in the weeds. That's commodity work for high Iq but simple-minded LitFags. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542117) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 5:00 PM Author: Fantasy-prone glassy police squad area u a sex addict?
u must be really hot and tall for women to just show up |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 5:05 PM Author: magical dun round eye Interesting question re sex addiction. I don't think it's even a thing. But assuming it were, I don't think I am because I only engage in it when I travel and when it's not going to have any serious impact on other aspects of my life. And I do it in a way where its EXTREMELY unlikely I would get caught. The most likely way i'll get caught is giving my GF an STD. For years I was good about using condoms, but now adays it's like 50/50. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542172) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 5:01 PM Author: Contagious pocket flask No real person has hygiene that bad with assplay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542152) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 5:17 PM Author: magical dun round eye She addressed that. She was in a rush and spend all the time shaving her ass and pussy and showering. She also didnt shave her legs so her legs were fairly hairy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542251) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 6:32 PM Author: Contagious pocket flask You physically ate shit and fed her her shit and no comments on this made it into your flame story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542640) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:01 PM Author: magical dun round eye You missed the part where we took a bath after the first round of anal sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36543384) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 5:50 PM Author: Beady-eyed office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542416) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 5:10 PM Author: Floppy Sapphire Elastic Band Chad Great thread, any tips/pointers you wish you knew beforehand for degen work trips - especially apps? Tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542208) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 5:27 PM Author: magical dun round eye Yes. Tons. Been doing this for a while. Here's a random selection (assuming you're in a relationship)
1) Use fake photos of someone that looks a lot like you. They should have on sunglasses or otherwise it should be hard to make out your face. This will only work if you're good looking and in good shape because the only way you will get matches with vague photos is if the photos you use are of a good looking guy in good shape, and you will fail hard at getting laid if you are not better looking than they are expecting.
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 6:35 PM Author: Kink-friendly Mahogany State "you will fail hard at getting laid if you are not better looking than they are expecting." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542655) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 5:38 PM Author: magical dun round eye 2) Pony up the $20 bucks for tinder plus. ABout a week before you're going to use tinder on a trip, switch your google play account to a burner account and download tinder. Have that google account pay for tinder plus with a burner visa gift card. (Always have these BTW). You need to have already also set up a fake facebook account. Set your tinder account up and set your location to the city you're traveling to. Then delete the app and that google account from your phone. When you land in the city, reinstall that google account and tinder and start swiping. You should have a shit load of matched with your first round of swipes. Also -- have a google voice phone number set up with that account to use.
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 5:43 PM Author: magical dun round eye 3) There's an app called "Pure" that i've tried maybe 4 times and it worked 2 times. Not sure if it's still a thing. It's basically an app PURELY for NSA sex. Both times were in a top-2 population US city. I tried it once in a large, but not HUGE city(ies) and no one was on it. Except for those times, I just use Tinder. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542389) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 5:48 PM Author: magical dun round eye 4) Know what you want. This past trip I went straight savage and just went looking for sex. Other trips I will never push for sex and just look for a normal cute girl to grab a drink with and see where it goes. These where you have a genuinely good night out together and it then ends in sex are the best. I get a ton of satisfaction out of these. When I have them come right over for sex - or even when we meet at a bar first and it's explicit that we are going to have sex - I don't enjoy the process nearly as much. But, if you just want defeneracy -- only go for chicks who are willing to go right to your room, or willing to let you go right to their place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542406) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 5:56 PM Author: magical dun round eye 5) Don't drink too much before you meet up with chicks. You want maybe a slight buzz, but that's it. Chicks find a drunk guy unattractive and you're less likley to get laid. You may end up being douchey. Also -- if you are traveling for work, you really don't want to be hungover as fuck the whole next day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542439) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 6:36 PM Author: Kink-friendly Mahogany State yeah. if I were at all a player in this game this would be my numbah one downfall. Well, number two, I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542665) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 5:59 PM Author: magical dun round eye 6) Do not do coke unless you're one of those people who can have sex fine on coke. I've had a few experiences where coke-dick ruined sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542452) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 6:37 PM Author: razzle-dazzle sick circlehead ah to be young again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542669) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 7:34 PM Author: Floppy Sapphire Elastic Band Chad 180 man these are great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542958) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 7:41 PM Author: Buff heaven private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36542995) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:15 PM Author: magical dun round eye 7) Give a fake name and identity. Ideally pretend to live in an entirely different city than you live in -- assuming you are good enough at lying. Also lie about any other aspects of your identity that could give you away. So, it's probably OK to say you're a lawyer, as long as you lie about what city you're in, but don't say you specialize in complex oil transactions if you do. Too specific. Other than those big things, which actually take up like 0% of the conversation and often don't even come up at all, just be totally honest and enjoy. I've found it's really hard to lie about what UG I went to because I naturally bring it up too much in conversation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36543477) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:24 PM Author: magical dun round eye 8) It's all about logistics. If you're traveling for work, avoid staying in the same hotel as people you work with.If a conference, don't stay at the conference hotel. If you are staying at a hotel with people you work with, you will want to lean heavily on having a girl come straight to you room or finding a girl who will have you go back to her place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36543527) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:27 PM Author: magical dun round eye 9) Fly in a day early or fly out a day late when you travel for work. To avoid not being suspicious -- works best when you fly out on a Sunday when you only really need to be there on Monday afternoon. |
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:30 PM Author: magical dun round eye 10) Don't rawdog. But, if you do, have a stash of Azithromycin on hand and take it the next day (1000mg pill, once). This will very much lower the chances of you getting Chlamydia or Ghonorea. Also, pee after sex. I usually have vodka around and after sex, I'll rub it all over my cock and balls. I have no proof this does anything, but it make sense that it may help lower risk of STDs. If you ever end up showing symptoms of Chlamydia or Ghonorea (meaning you probably failed to take your prophylactic antibiotics), and you've had sex with your GF/Wife in the meantime, you need to cook a meal for you two and crush in two Azithromycin pills and make sure she it's her half. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36543565) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:01 AM Author: histrionic maniacal jewess kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36830206) |
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Date: June 4th, 2023 8:36 PM Author: stirring prole toaster This plan will not work.
Azithromycin takes like SHIT when crushed. There is no food or flavoring that will overpower how metalic and sour the shit will taste.
She won't finish the meal because of how fucking horrible it will taste |
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Date: June 5th, 2023 10:12 AM Author: magical dun round eye True. I tested this out after making this thread (ON MYSELF). Can confirm very intense taste.
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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:26 PM Author: magical dun round eye EDIT -- WRONG LOCATOIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#36543548) |
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Date: September 17th, 2018 11:47 PM Author: razzle-dazzle sick circlehead very nice!
what specifically do you say to get them to leave without a fight/other drama? |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:16 PM Author: magical dun round eye Not an issue with obvious one-night-stands.
That said, I'm very sensitive to the fact that women are very sensitive to signed of being sent off or abandoned after sex, do I hint for them to leave only after being very affectionate and complimenting them a great deal. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 7:57 PM Author: magical dun round eye Bumping this classic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#39373741) |
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Date: July 10th, 2020 8:59 PM Author: magical dun round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&forum_id=2#40583659) |