Inaugural MPM Superlatives:

Heel of the Year: Karlstack. Shine on you tranny chasing dullard.

Lowest IQ of the Year: Sealclubber. Really competitive bracket, but our greatest lost neocon has once again managed to spend a year having the absolute worst take on every subject

Most Mentally Ill of the Year: Spaceporn. Perhaps the most competitive superlative on the bort, Spaceporn's performance this year was so strong he won easily even while in his dormant phase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661956&forum_id=2#48539366)

thank you gunner for running the competition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661956&forum_id=2#48539368)

nsam will always be the number one most mentally ill in my heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661956&forum_id=2#48539385)

Our American culture has venerated mediocrity in poasting over excellence for way too long (at least since the 90s during the Princeton Review days and likely longer). That doesn’t start in college, it starts YOUNG when new poasters are still in diapers (some of them still are in diapers).

A culture that celebrates the prom queen over the street shitter, or the jock over the lizard rapist, will not produce the best poasters.

A culture that venerates Zach & Slater in “Saved by the Bell,” over Daggubati Venkatesh in "Srinivasa Kalyanam" will not produce the best poasters.

More movies like Dhruva Nakshatram, fewer reruns of “Friends.” More nigga tutoring, fewer sleepovers. More weekend pipe raping, fewer Saturday morning cartoons. More street shittin, less “chillin.” More spelling bees, less “hanging out at the mall.”

Most Birdshit American poasters look skeptically at “those kinds of poasters.” If you grow up aspiring for Sunny D instead of fresh juice, Sunny D is what you will achieve.

This can be our Sputnik moment. We’ve awaken from meth before & we can do it again. Tommy Turdskin’s selection hopefully marks the beginning of a new golden era in Birdshit American poasting, but only if our culture fully wakes up. A culture that once again prioritizes poasting over normalcy; nigga threading over mediocrity; sex with men over conformity; hard dicks over laziness.

That’s the work we have cut out for us, rather than wallowing in victimhood & just wishing Rach hires more poasters from Chennai. I’m confident we can do it. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661956&forum_id=2#48539456)

this year was weird. doodikoff is a good bro but it's odd that he made it down to the wire and tons of other great poasters got knocked out before him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5661956&forum_id=2#48539464)