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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: Glittery Lime Multi-billionaire Police Squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49829997) |
Date: April 20th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: Cowardly space brethren tim apple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49829999) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM Author: Vibrant bronze dopamine senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830002) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM Author: Massive sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830005) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: Onyx Associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830012) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM Author: pungent bateful bbw Ran here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830051) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:56 PM Author: Glittery Lime Multi-billionaire Police Squad cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830330) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:47 AM Author: crystalline locale trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49831196) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:50 PM Author: Startled confused step-uncle's house telephone I choose now to live my life as a straight man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830007) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:49 PM Author: crimson disrespectful stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830296) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: Fluffy Big Orchestra Pit i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse versions every year of the products Steve Jobs left them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830010) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:43 PM Author: Idiotic cuck gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830282) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:08 PM Author: electric internal respiration They're going to pivot to an AI company (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830046) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:22 PM Author: Haunting Theatre theyre too far behind everyone now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830082) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:41 PM Author: electric internal respiration They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS devices going forward. They're already ahead of everyone in the HW space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830142) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM Author: concupiscible useless brakes Replaced by Temu CEO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830050) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:32 PM Author: white lascivious abode french chef why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec teams Ive seen, its veddy veddy suspect, I bet 20-30% of their tech workforce is TURD but why no TURD ON TOP, Auntie? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830118) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: white lascivious abode french chef actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO? apple RACISSSS whrs al sharpatani
Yes — **both are of Indian origin**, but with slightly different backgrounds.
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## 👤 Sabih Khan
* **Yes — clearly Indian-origin** * Born in **Moradabad, India** ([Wikipedia][1]) * Later moved abroad (Singapore → U.S.) * Now Chief Operating Officer at Apple
👉 So:
> Indian-born → Indian-origin American executive
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## 👤 Kevan Parekh
* **Also Indian-origin** * From an **Indian-American family** ([Wikipedia][2]) * Born/raised in the U.S. * Now Chief Financial Officer at Apple
👉 So:
> Indian-origin → but American-born
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# 🧠Simple distinction
| Person | Background | | ------------ | ---------------------------- | | Sabih Khan | Born in India → moved abroad | | Kevan Parekh | Indian-origin → U.S.-born |
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# 💡 Bottom line
Yes—**both are Indian-origin executives at Apple**, and they’re actually two of the highest-ranking leaders (COO + CFO).
[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabih_Khan?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Sabih Khan" [2]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevan_Parekh?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Kevan Parekh"
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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:53 PM Author: Lemon station crotch Is this how AI talks to retards? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830814) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:10 AM Author: Painfully honest public bath yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49831233) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:36 PM Author: Fluffy Big Orchestra Pit Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Microsoft.
Completely different type of turd fetish going on.
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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:08 PM Author: Massive sanctuary Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products are barely usable. YouTube is shit too now.
Shocked Amazon is not turd-run for how rapacious they have becum. |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:40 PM Author: Glittery Lime Multi-billionaire Police Squad My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830270) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:48 PM Author: white lascivious abode french chef yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like a birdshit ceo wld? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830294) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:19 PM Author: Haunting Theatre I will flush my iphone the day this happens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830197) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:59 PM Author: Startled confused step-uncle's house telephone There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830835) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:19 AM Author: aromatic old irish cottage cruise ship Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli Baba[53] at his Kainchi ashram with his Reed College friend and eventual Apple employee Daniel Kottke, searching for spiritual teachings. When they got to the Neem Karoli ashram, it was almost deserted because Neem Karoli Baba had died in September 1973. Then, they made a long trek up a dry riverbed to an ashram of Haidakhan Babaji.[49]
After seven months, Jobs left India[54] and returned to the US ahead of Daniel Kottke.[49] Jobs had changed his appearance; his head was shaved, and he wore traditional Indian clothing.[55][56] |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:14 PM Author: charismatic office stain jews: not another goy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830190) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:42 PM Author: Trip Magenta Dysfunction They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GPUs that can't handle agentic workflows. 5t/s won't cut it when your agent needs 30k tokens to message you on Telegram (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830279) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:53 PM Author: Marvelous disturbing ceo turdskin the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their software eco/dev support is weaker than CUDA. Hardly anything is optimized for Metal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830314) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:54 PM Author: Trip Magenta Dysfunction llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830318) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:58 PM Author: Slate affirmative action den Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830831) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:00 PM Author: Trip Magenta Dysfunction (Apple's new CEO) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49830837) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:28 AM Author: Marvelous disturbing ceo turdskin The did before the SoC transition iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49831425) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:31 AM Author: Slate affirmative action den Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc it’s Xbox-like haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49831502) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:41 AM Author: Galvanic menage New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49831438) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:32 AM Author: Slate affirmative action den Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Indian they must be considering phenotype explicitly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2#49831505) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:36 AM Author: Slate affirmative action den While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5]
Jockgineer |