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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
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These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!
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Dude she worked hard on it be nice
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: amethyst library indirect expression

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: amethyst library indirect expression



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: blue swashbuckling telephone nowag



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: deranged laughsome plaza hissy fit



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: blue swashbuckling telephone nowag



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: diverse school

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Yellow Stage

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: deranged laughsome plaza hissy fit



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Dull point

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: balding feces parlor

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: amethyst library indirect expression

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Yellow Stage

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Mauve Exhilarant Station Round Eye

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Bearded People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Crystalline embarrassed to the bone orchestra pit internal respiration



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: deranged laughsome plaza hissy fit



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Floppy really tough guy



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: deranged laughsome plaza hissy fit



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Yellow Stage

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy shimmering pistol church



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: deranged laughsome plaza hissy fit



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: amethyst library indirect expression



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Bearded People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: excitant stag film lettuce

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Yellow Stage



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Turquoise Tripping Rigor



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Turquoise Tripping Rigor



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Bearded People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Crawly ocher hall degenerate

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: amethyst library indirect expression

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Bearded People Who Are Hurt Trailer Park

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Turquoise Tripping Rigor



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: amethyst library indirect expression



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: medicated azure immigrant whorehouse



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: brass sadistic psychic



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: amethyst library indirect expression



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: nachos

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48899759)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48899766)