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Bought neighbor girl Victoria Secret pajamas for Christmas and her dad is mad

I looked her up online and found she had an Amazon wishlist ...
purple azn
  12/22/25
nice pics
shimmering home elastic band
  12/22/25
Didn't think there would be interest. It also came with m...
purple azn
  12/22/25
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erotic razzle-dazzle location
  12/22/25
180
shimmering home elastic band
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purple azn
  12/22/25
A wholesome neighborhood Christmas
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180 pistol
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purple azn
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Idiotic set marketing idea
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cruel-hearted locale multi-billionaire
  01/02/26
100% fake bc it's not a selfie, thanks for the slow flame th...
180 pistol
  12/22/25
Ctrl-f "selfie" ???
purple azn
  12/22/25
no woman says "hold up, wait, hold up, mom, can you tak...
180 pistol
  12/22/25
BEEP BEEP BEEP
purple azn
  12/22/25
tyft
180 pistol
  12/22/25
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copper masturbator
  01/02/26
Now I have a boner.
harsh public bath
  12/22/25
can see why dad would be jealous
dashing hairy legs
  12/22/25
now THIS is how you run flame
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rusted stead
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copper masturbator
  01/02/26
lmao tyft
Cobalt elite ape
  12/22/25
oh my
low-t sneaky criminal center
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spectacular dragon spot
  12/30/25
I'd risk gettin' fucked up by the Dad just to jack off all o...
copper masturbator
  01/02/26
yeehaw! 🤠
Sexy razzle box office chad
  01/02/26
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Jade talented wagecucks
  12/22/25
how old is she?
bright stage
  12/22/25
Not sure, zoomer age, wasn't aware you needed to know someon...
purple azn
  12/22/25
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erotic razzle-dazzle location
  12/22/25
any chance you found this wishlish off her linktree listed o...
Bateful theatre
  12/22/25
Not sure how, it was on one of those computer things when yo...
purple azn
  12/22/25
This was really generous of you and it's unfortunate that th...
erotic razzle-dazzle location
  12/22/25
I want to believe
Ivory sweet tailpipe
  12/22/25
holy shit not flame
duck-like beta brunch
  12/22/25
...
odious ocher striped hyena
  12/22/25
These are my favorite flame threads.
motley ladyboy
  12/22/25
I'm afraid I did a complete audit of all Victorias Secret pa...
Chest-beating provocative quadroon
  12/22/25
...
180 pistol
  12/22/25
Sorry I guess it was a different brand and dropshipped from...
purple azn
  12/22/25
Wow. Nice save
Chest-beating provocative quadroon
  12/22/25
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motley ladyboy
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copper masturbator
  01/02/26
Btw you get a 35% holiday discount if you order one of these...
erotic razzle-dazzle location
  12/22/25
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motley ladyboy
  12/22/25
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spectacular dragon spot
  12/30/25
Out of stock now lol
purple azn
  12/30/25
very rude of him tbqh
salmon vengeful son of senegal boiling water
  12/22/25
I'm leaning toward flame given that I can't imagine what tee...
razzmatazz fighting idiot
  12/22/25
It doesn't matter if she's actually a chatutbate cam girl or...
Chest-beating provocative quadroon
  12/22/25
I understand why you think it might be flame, but honestly i...
Cobalt elite ape
  12/22/25
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erotic razzle-dazzle location
  12/22/25
Now explain the part where she says, "Hi Dad. Let me sh...
razzmatazz fighting idiot
  12/24/25
Uhhhh that's like the most innocuous part of the whole story...
hot doobsian stag film
  12/27/25
Cr. How ignorant can this guy be?
Cobalt elite ape
  12/29/25
Okay, I will admit to my ignorance. What the fuck is a "...
razzmatazz fighting idiot
  12/30/25
Why would you search that gay shit instead of searching xo
Trip Self-absorbed Garrison
  01/02/26
and that neighbors name was Jeffery Epstain
misanthropic pale office really tough guy
  12/22/25
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Cobalt elite ape
  12/23/25
Is OP the same guy who posted about the neighbor girl pranci...
Marvelous Lilac Temple
  12/24/25
link? I don't remember
purple azn
  12/27/25
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spectacular dragon spot
  12/30/25
Thought I was in the clear cause her dad took her phone awa...
purple azn
  01/02/26
https://postimg.cc/G9V2t3FY
purple azn
  01/02/26
hideous sun damage
Mind-boggling blue field
  01/02/26
That's just compression artifacts from the gas station phone...
purple azn
  01/02/26
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erotic razzle-dazzle location
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Trip Self-absorbed Garrison
  01/02/26
a sleeve? elbow too pointy.
salmon vengeful son of senegal boiling water
  01/02/26
don't lose sight of the fact that you are the victim here
erotic razzle-dazzle location
  01/02/26
you didnt mention she was a law teen
Glittery Legend
  01/02/26
Note to future xoxo flame artists: This is how to run a high...
razzmatazz fighting idiot
  01/02/26


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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: purple azn

I looked her up online and found she had an Amazon wishlist so I bought her the Pajamas thinking nothing of it. She messaged me saying she loved them and sent a pic of her wearing them in front of their Christmas tree. It was a small gesture and they weren't even that expensive. Anyway her dad STORMS over and pounds on the door, threatens to "fuck me up" if I have any contact with her again. He tells me to delete the photos and I refuse. I think he's mad my gift cost more than whatever they got for her and he feels upstaged. Sorry I had a good year in the stock market buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531215)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: shimmering home elastic band

nice pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531236)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: purple azn

Didn't think there would be interest.

It also came with matching socks but she didn't send any pics of those yet

https://i.postimg.cc/y8kZGmvq/IMG-0103.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/mZYJcM3R/IMG-0104.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: erotic razzle-dazzle location



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: shimmering home elastic band

180

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: purple azn



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Rambunctious haunted graveyard faggotry

A wholesome neighborhood Christmas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531584)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: 180 pistol



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: purple azn



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Idiotic set marketing idea



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale multi-billionaire



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: 180 pistol

100% fake bc it's not a selfie, thanks for the slow flame tho

EDIT: and fake that she's living with grownups but there's no tree skirt.

EDIT: and fake that she's got a bra on under her pajamas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531609)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: purple azn

Ctrl-f "selfie"

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531622)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: 180 pistol

no woman says "hold up, wait, hold up, mom, can you take this slutty pic for my autistic neighbor??"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531715)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: purple azn

BEEP BEEP BEEP

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: 180 pistol

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531794)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: copper masturbator



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: harsh public bath

Now I have a boner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531611)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: dashing hairy legs

can see why dad would be jealous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531790)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Electric insecure gay wizard institution

now THIS is how you run flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531909)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: rusted stead



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: heady athletic conference voyeur



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: low-t sneaky criminal center



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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz fighting idiot



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: avocado soul-stirring circlehead



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: copper masturbator



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Cobalt elite ape

lmao tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49532443)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: low-t sneaky criminal center

oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49534143)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: spectacular dragon spot



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: copper masturbator

I'd risk gettin' fucked up by the Dad just to jack off all over those tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49557165)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: Sexy razzle box office chad

yeehaw! 🤠

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49557206)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Jade talented wagecucks



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: bright stage

how old is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531267)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: purple azn

Not sure, zoomer age, wasn't aware you needed to know someone's age to buy them a christmas present. It won't happen again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531285)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: erotic razzle-dazzle location



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Bateful theatre

any chance you found this wishlish off her linktree listed on her onlyfans...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531326)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: purple azn

Not sure how, it was on one of those computer things when you look her up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531331)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: erotic razzle-dazzle location

This was really generous of you and it's unfortunate that this girl's father wasn't willing to get into the Christmas spirit like everyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531632)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Ivory sweet tailpipe

I want to believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531663)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: duck-like beta brunch

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531731)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: odious ocher striped hyena



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: motley ladyboy

These are my favorite flame threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531787)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating provocative quadroon

I'm afraid I did a complete audit of all Victorias Secret pajama sets including out-of-season outlet styles (multiple hours of search) and can confirm this is fraud OP. Next time pls take the time to upload an existing product and provide to chatgpt as reference. Simple steps that go above and beyond for your clients. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531795)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: 180 pistol



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: purple azn

Sorry I guess it was a different brand and dropshipped from walmart, i bought through the wishlist link so idk. here is the item if anyone wants to buy it for their SO or daughter or neighbor https://www.walmart.com/ip/NB-3PC-GIFT-PJ-SET/16012964681?variantFieldId=actual_color&classType=VARIANT&athbdg=L1103

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531801)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Chest-beating provocative quadroon

Wow. Nice save

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531802)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: motley ladyboy



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: copper masturbator



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: erotic razzle-dazzle location

Btw you get a 35% holiday discount if you order one of these along with at least one used ladies Rolex watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531821)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: motley ladyboy



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Date: December 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: spectacular dragon spot



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Date: December 30th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: purple azn

Out of stock now lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49550822)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: salmon vengeful son of senegal boiling water

very rude of him tbqh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531813)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz fighting idiot

I'm leaning toward flame given that I can't imagine what teenage girl decides to 1) take photos like this and send them to the creepy autistic lawyer who was stalking her social media for some reason, 2) tell her dad about it after the fact. But flame or not, this is some excellent content creation. Good work, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531829)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Chest-beating provocative quadroon

It doesn't matter if she's actually a chatutbate cam girl or otherwise. Fact is we can TRUST these were in fact bought off a wishlist and that she is REAL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49531843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Cobalt elite ape

I understand why you think it might be flame, but honestly it’s not flame. All these zoomer girls have been online their whole lives and it’s nothing to them to put up an Amazon wish list for anyone who wants to—friends, family, neighbors, older men, whomever—to buy stuff for them. Also they know how to take good looking photos of themselves for Instagram and stuff so of course she’s going to send him a picture. She’s hoping he buys her more stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49532459)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: erotic razzle-dazzle location



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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz fighting idiot

Now explain the part where she says, "Hi Dad. Let me show you the photos I sent to my autistic neighbor to try to get him to buy me more shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49537478)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: hot doobsian stag film

Uhhhh that's like the most innocuous part of the whole story. Wait til you learn about the "chobani daddy" that girls pull nowadays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49544116)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Cobalt elite ape

Cr. How ignorant can this guy be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49548937)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz fighting idiot

Okay, I will admit to my ignorance. What the fuck is a "chobani daddy"? I searched Google and urbandictionary, and I'm coming up with nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49550743)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Trip Self-absorbed Garrison

Why would you search that gay shit instead of searching xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49556566)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: misanthropic pale office really tough guy

and that neighbors name was Jeffery Epstain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49532449)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Cobalt elite ape



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Marvelous Lilac Temple

Is OP the same guy who posted about the neighbor girl prancing around in “vagina shorts”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49537530)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: purple azn

link? I don't remember

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49544004)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: spectacular dragon spot



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: purple azn

Thought I was in the clear cause her dad took her phone away, but she used some old android phone with a terrible camera to send a happy new year text and a photo of her in a ridiculous push-up bra looking like it was taken on a Nintendo DS and I can't even block the number cause she used some free texting app that appends ads to her text so I got an ad for Clash Royale along with it. Should I get a restraining order on the dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49556462)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: purple azn

https://postimg.cc/G9V2t3FY

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling blue field

hideous sun damage

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: purple azn

That's just compression artifacts from the gas station phone camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49556544)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: erotic razzle-dazzle location



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Trip Self-absorbed Garrison



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: salmon vengeful son of senegal boiling water

a sleeve? elbow too pointy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49556974)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: erotic razzle-dazzle location

don't lose sight of the fact that you are the victim here

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Glittery Legend

you didnt mention she was a law teen

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz fighting idiot

Note to future xoxo flame artists: This is how to run a high quality flame. See below:

1) Include pics.

2) Make a ridiculous premise but not so ridiculous that it's completely unbelievable, so readers are left thinking, "This is probably flame... But what if it's not?"

3) Include pics.

4) Do a slow burn where you think that the flame has burned out, but then add a new twist later to keep it going (with more pics, of course).

5) Did I mention that a high quality flame should always include pics?

You're doing God's work, brother. Bravo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2#49557150)