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Tuco Salamanca, Esq.
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 02/27/25 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 02/27/25 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 02/27/25 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 03/01/25 |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 7:50 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5642856&mc=61&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686352&forum_id=2#48698080) |
Date: February 27th, 2025 7:51 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) “TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT!” he bellowed, slamming the brief onto the table. “This is some next-level shit, White! You cited the dissent?! You quoted Scalia roasting Breyer in footnote 24?! YOU GOT THE LEGISLATIVE HISTORY FROM 1978?!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686352&forum_id=2#48698084) |
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Date: February 27th, 2025 7:53 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Tuco threw the brief into the air, his manic energy filling the room. “This is why we’re undefeated! This is why—wait.” His tone darkened, and the room tensed. He leaned across the table toward Walter, his grin fading. “You didn’t draft this in Times New Roman, did you?”
Walter’s smirk barely wavered. “Of course not. It’s Garamond. 12-point.”
The tension broke, and Tuco howled with laughter. “GARAMOND?! YOU ABSOLUTE MANIAC!” He grabbed Walter by the lapels, shaking him like a prizefighter. “This is gonna destroy them, baby. Sanctions-level devastation.”
Walter adjusted his glasses, his voice icy. “No, Tuco. The court doesn’t just rule for us. They fear us.”
The room erupted into nervous applause. Somewhere in the corner, the HR rep discreetly Googled, “How to survive workplace psychopaths.” |
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Date: March 1st, 2025 1:13 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686352&forum_id=2#48704834) |