You light that carton, Boom.
HR calls it “spontaneous resignation.”
Tabitha logs it as a “wellness moment.”(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713333&forum_id=2#48863152)
Final entry just read: "Redaction fatigue. Approaching the Great Becumming™."
Boom, when HR sends the wellness card… burn it with the 7th Red.(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713333&forum_id=2#48863153)