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nfl teams that can't possibly have any fans

texans jaguars titans panthers chargers cardinals
primrose vivacious patrolman
  04/24/26
Cardinals -- I can't believe they went to a Superbowl. Kurt ...
thriller stage
  04/24/26
dolphins to this day have a huge northeastern following from...
primrose vivacious patrolman
  04/24/26
this is true
shaky plum legend
  04/24/26
fair list. issue with a lot of teams (panthers, titans, jags...
kink-friendly cuckold party of the first part
  04/24/26
cardinals seems like the main one. team usually irrelevant, ...
shaky plum legend
  04/24/26
I think the franchise is older than the Bears-- they were or...
thriller stage
  04/24/26
amazing that they have so much "history" only to h...
primrose vivacious patrolman
  04/24/26
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shaky plum legend
  04/24/26
They also featured in Infinite Jest, is there a connection?
Mahogany Frisky Preventive Strike
  04/24/26
they got more play in infinite jest than in all the hours of...
primrose vivacious patrolman
  04/24/26
the one thing about the cardinals is that az is filled with ...
slap-happy dingle berry
  04/24/26
seahawks are in the next tier up with the falcons and rams
primrose vivacious patrolman
  04/24/26
tcr second(or second to bottom) tier. seattle has had a ...
green theater stage
  04/24/26
Seahawks are huge, fans from alaska to montana. Even dumbfuc...
Massive space
  04/24/26
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self-centered travel guidebook yarmulke
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Massive space
  04/24/26
Seems like Panthers have a good fan base in Charlotte & ...
fishy insane site
  04/24/26
they have no success or history, and that is cfb country. ci...
primrose vivacious patrolman
  04/24/26
jax has like 2 million people none of whom hav ethe slightes...
slap-happy dingle berry
  04/24/26
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primrose vivacious patrolman
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Mahogany Frisky Preventive Strike
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Laughsome Bronze Shrine Pozpig
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cracking unholy church building
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Shimmering out-of-control bawdyhouse
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Chrome gas station
  04/30/26
jax is mix of navy people, deep south SEC fans who dgaf abou...
Garnet razzle-dazzle dragon
  04/24/26
do guys like yungeen ace, fastmoney goon, whoppa wit da chop...
shaky plum legend
  04/24/26
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Provocative Sticky Ticket Booth Macaca
  04/24/26
north florida is an interesting place because it contains bo...
Garnet razzle-dazzle dragon
  04/24/26
what are the good qualities and things going for it?
violet soul-stirring persian
  04/24/26
I like how we're supposed to not think it's strange that Los...
Garnet razzle-dazzle dragon
  04/24/26
The Rams were so down on LA they moved to Anaheim Stadium in...
crawly chartreuse menage doctorate
  04/24/26
The LA Kings are the only LA team that actually started ther...
Massive space
  04/24/26
good list. after Peyton Manning left I often forget the ent...
razzmatazz buck-toothed coldplay fan
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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: primrose vivacious patrolman

texans

jaguars

titans

panthers

chargers

cardinals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839582)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: thriller stage

Cardinals -- I can't believe they went to a Superbowl. Kurt Warner deserved the Hall of Fame if the only thing he ever did in football was guide that franchise to the Superbowl.

Dolphins-- dominant in the 70s but shit since. I can't remember the last time I watched a Dolphins game other than when they play the Iggles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839589)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: primrose vivacious patrolman

dolphins to this day have a huge northeastern following from gen x watching marino sportscenter highlights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839612)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: shaky plum legend

this is true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839624)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: kink-friendly cuckold party of the first part

fair list. issue with a lot of teams (panthers, titans, jags) is their cities are basically transplant communities. you will see more giants and 49ers fans than the home team.

also, I think the titans shouldve used "Nashville". word associaiton helps and nashville conjures a feeling whereas tennessee feels bland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839598)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: shaky plum legend

cardinals seems like the main one. team usually irrelevant, plays in "the desert" in an area best known for retirement communities and mexicans. doesnt seem like there is any reason for a fan base to have developed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839621)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: thriller stage

I think the franchise is older than the Bears-- they were originally based in Chicago. Everyone talks about Lions and Browns, etc. But the Cardinals have basically never been good except for one time in the 1930s or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839628)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: primrose vivacious patrolman

amazing that they have so much "history" only to have the character of an early 90s expansion team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839647)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: shaky plum legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839651)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Mahogany Frisky Preventive Strike

They also featured in Infinite Jest, is there a connection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839808)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: primrose vivacious patrolman

they got more play in infinite jest than in all the hours of classic nfl films documentaries that i watched as a kid, from which i can’t recall a single second of cardinals footage even as an opponent. might as well not have existed until 1990.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839925)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: slap-happy dingle berry

the one thing about the cardinals is that az is filled with transplants from the midwest that dont really have a team.

so there are packers fans and vikings and steelers fans that populate that region but nobody from des moines is deeply connected; they just randomly choose a team

id add seahawks to the OP. no one gave a fuck about them until rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839700)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: primrose vivacious patrolman

seahawks are in the next tier up with the falcons and rams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839733)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: green theater stage

tcr second(or second to bottom) tier.

seattle has had a pretty cool stadium for 20+ years though which has helped. the kingdome really held them back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839768)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Massive space

Seahawks are huge, fans from alaska to montana. Even dumbfuck canadians. They've Been taking a lot of broncos territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839843)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: self-centered travel guidebook yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839928)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: Massive space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49840307)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: fishy insane site

Seems like Panthers have a good fan base in Charlotte & northern SC.

However, Jags don't seem to have a solid fan base, which is kind of crazy considering how far they are from any other major cities. Probably has a lot to do with the shitty, shitty, awful stadium.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839786)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: primrose vivacious patrolman

they have no success or history, and that is cfb country. city itself is transient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839794)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: slap-happy dingle berry

jax has like 2 million people none of whom hav ethe slightest idea how they got there or what they are doing there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839800)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: primrose vivacious patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839804)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Mahogany Frisky Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49839810)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Laughsome Bronze Shrine Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49840086)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: cracking unholy church building



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Date: April 24th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Shimmering out-of-control bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49840568)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Chrome gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49855554)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Garnet razzle-dazzle dragon

jax is mix of navy people, deep south SEC fans who dgaf about the nfl, retired boomers too prole/not jewish enough to pick south FLA to move to, retards from places like UCF and GA southern, and other transient middling corporate fags who are more likely to be steelers/cowboys fans or fans of whatever state school they went to vs. giving a fuck about the jags. plus there's also the very very violent blacks all over the place.

jax has a lot of good qualities and things going for it and gets shat on way too much but having a unified sense of community and identity is not one of them.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49840083)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: shaky plum legend

do guys like yungeen ace, fastmoney goon, whoppa wit da choppa, spinnabenz etc rep for the jags?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49840087)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Provocative Sticky Ticket Booth Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49840091)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: Garnet razzle-dazzle dragon

north florida is an interesting place because it contains both the highest median income county and the zip codes with the highest murder rates in the state of florida. i feel like the gentlemen you referenced represent the latter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49840101)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: violet soul-stirring persian

what are the good qualities and things going for it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49840231)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Garnet razzle-dazzle dragon

I like how we're supposed to not think it's strange that Los Angeles continually shifts from having two teams or zero teams and no one from there seems to give one bit of a fuck or even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49840160)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: crawly chartreuse menage doctorate

The Rams were so down on LA they moved to Anaheim Stadium in the early 80s and then moved to fuckin St. Louis. And then there was no team at all there for like 20 years. Then they got the Rams back and promptly stole the Chargers for no reason. I bet if you did a poll the most popular NFL team in LA is still the Raiders, who only played there for like 10 years and left 30 years ago.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49840187)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Massive space

The LA Kings are the only LA team that actually started there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49840784)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz buck-toothed coldplay fan

good list. after Peyton Manning left I often forget the entirety of the AFC South exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860072&forum_id=2#49840172)