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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
free-loading address ratface
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Provocative Walnut Old Irish Cottage
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
vivacious locus
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Provocative Walnut Old Irish Cottage
  07/14/25
100%
Mind-boggling really tough guy station
  07/15/25
FAG
Flickering Trip Wagecucks Gunner
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Arrogant Reading Party
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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  07/14/25
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glittery private investor
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Mind-boggling really tough guy station
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Appetizing hot immigrant electric furnace
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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  07/14/25
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useless lodge
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Appetizing hot immigrant electric furnace
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
free-loading address ratface
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Appetizing hot immigrant electric furnace
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
free-loading address ratface
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Ungodly Talented Theater Stage
  07/15/25
Lol
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  07/15/25
jfc 180
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Mind-boggling really tough guy station
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Ocher fat ankles
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
glittery private investor
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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vivacious locus
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Appetizing hot immigrant electric furnace
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
free-loading address ratface
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Provocative Walnut Old Irish Cottage
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
free-loading address ratface
  07/14/25
wut
Vermilion Big-titted Library Coffee Pot
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
free-loading address ratface
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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Mind-boggling really tough guy station
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Painfully honest exhilarant scourge upon the earth university
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Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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bearded pistol cruise ship
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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Good poast moniker synergy
Painfully honest exhilarant scourge upon the earth university
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
effete idea he suggested
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
electric dragon
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
idiotic kitty circlehead
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
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  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Mind-boggling really tough guy station
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Mind-boggling really tough guy station
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
free-loading address ratface
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: free-loading address ratface

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Provocative Walnut Old Irish Cottage

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: vivacious locus

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Provocative Walnut Old Irish Cottage

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy station

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Flickering Trip Wagecucks Gunner

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Arrogant Reading Party

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Frozen deranged fortuitous meteor jew

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: glittery private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Appetizing hot immigrant electric furnace

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: free-loading address ratface

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: useless lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Appetizing hot immigrant electric furnace

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: free-loading address ratface

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Appetizing hot immigrant electric furnace

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: free-loading address ratface

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Appetizing hot immigrant electric furnace

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Painfully honest exhilarant scourge upon the earth university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Ungodly Talented Theater Stage

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Appetizing hot immigrant electric furnace

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Flickering Trip Wagecucks Gunner

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Ocher fat ankles

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: glittery private investor

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Provocative Walnut Old Irish Cottage

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: vivacious locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Appetizing hot immigrant electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: free-loading address ratface

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Provocative Walnut Old Irish Cottage

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: free-loading address ratface

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Vermilion Big-titted Library Coffee Pot

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: free-loading address ratface

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: orchid histrionic fanboi

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Painfully honest exhilarant scourge upon the earth university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Nudist cheese-eating hall police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: razzmatazz dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored cruel-hearted ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Excitant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: glassy soul-stirring piazza chad

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: razzmatazz dingle berry

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Arrogant Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Bisexual Swashbuckling Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: useless lodge



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Charismatic lay alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Appetizing hot immigrant electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: henna stimulating half-breed halford



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: sexy trump supporter



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Bisexual Swashbuckling Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy station

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Painfully honest exhilarant scourge upon the earth university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: shimmering confused skinny woman

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: bearded pistol cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating menage stain

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Painfully honest exhilarant scourge upon the earth university

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: effete idea he suggested

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: electric dragon

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: self-centered irradiated juggernaut stock car

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: idiotic kitty circlehead

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Adventurous Corner Mad Cow Disease

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Floppy gaped tanning salon gay wizard

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Ungodly Talented Theater Stage

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: transparent nowag base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Flickering Trip Wagecucks Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Appetizing hot immigrant electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy station

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: free-loading address ratface

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)