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Hypo: you find a dead body in the woods with 10k in cash

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities ...
sienna pozpig space
  11/22/17
"But where will I get.."
Shaky fighting principal's office sex offender
  11/22/17
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Passionate disrespectful personal credit line fortuitous meteor
  11/22/17
Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods n...
magical light ape rigpig
  11/22/17
Cop might make you a $uspect
sienna pozpig space
  11/22/17
I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying any...
magical light ape rigpig
  11/22/17
I take the cash and report nothing.
Beady-eyed Chapel Quadroon
  11/22/17
lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking ...
lime becky son of senegal
  11/22/17
cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.
Smoky Free-loading School Cafeteria
  11/22/17
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Chocolate Nowag
  11/22/17
Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing
Erotic Ivory Gunner Set
  11/22/17
This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks
Pale Boyish Love Of Her Life
  11/22/17
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vengeful church
  11/22/17
I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.
Startling Maize Windowlicker Range
  11/22/17
(rudolph)
magical light ape rigpig
  11/22/17
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Mind-boggling trailer park
  11/22/17
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Smoky Free-loading School Cafeteria
  11/22/17
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Erotic Ivory Gunner Set
  11/22/17
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talented sneaky criminal
  11/22/17
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Garnet Godawful Foreskin Corner
  11/22/17
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Erotic Ivory Gunner Set
  11/22/17
why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash?...
alcoholic patrolman
  11/22/17
Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked
sienna pozpig space
  11/22/17
(guy jerking off on dead boeis
alcoholic patrolman
  11/22/17
(23andme customer)
Smoky Free-loading School Cafeteria
  11/22/17
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magenta filthy fanboi
  11/22/17
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Amethyst Big Toaster
  11/22/17
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Garnet Godawful Foreskin Corner
  11/22/17
I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backsc...
dun queen of the night idea he suggested
  11/22/17
I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not tou...
appetizing ruddy sound barrier hunting ground
  11/22/17
(money haver)
glassy school electric furnace
  11/22/17
where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?
adulterous meetinghouse tank
  11/22/17
cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover i...
alcoholic patrolman
  11/22/17
Front shirt pocket sticking out
sienna pozpig space
  11/22/17
do I have clothes on
Bronze Ladyboy
  11/22/17
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galvanic stage scourge upon the earth
  11/22/17
Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.
magenta filthy fanboi
  11/22/17
the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a si...
up-to-no-good hominid faggotry
  11/22/17
1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves. 2. Take cash 3. ...
Garnet Godawful Foreskin Corner
  11/22/17
lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn aro...
glassy school electric furnace
  11/22/17
(Low T cuck)
Garnet Godawful Foreskin Corner
  11/22/17
...
sienna pozpig space
  11/22/17


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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: sienna pozpig space

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities or do you leave the cash there for the police to pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Shaky fighting principal's office sex offender

"But where will I get.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748417)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Passionate disrespectful personal credit line fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749049)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: magical light ape rigpig

Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods near my house and nobody knows I was going out? Pocket cash and say nothing to anyone. Out for a drive and stopped to stroll around? Just call it in and offer the first cop who gets there to split it 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: sienna pozpig space

Cop might make you a $uspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748432)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: magical light ape rigpig

I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying anything, just meaningfully eye the money whilst telling him what I was doing there, or just shooting the shit before getting down to business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748460)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Chapel Quadroon

I take the cash and report nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748435)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: lime becky son of senegal

lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking up my entire life by stealing 10k from a dead man and/or some pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748444)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Smoky Free-loading School Cafeteria

cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Chocolate Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748523)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Erotic Ivory Gunner Set

Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748452)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Pale Boyish Love Of Her Life

This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748464)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: vengeful church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749125)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Startling Maize Windowlicker Range

I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748473)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: magical light ape rigpig

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748502)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Smoky Free-loading School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Erotic Ivory Gunner Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748530)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: talented sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748584)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Garnet Godawful Foreskin Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749172)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Erotic Ivory Gunner Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748489)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: alcoholic patrolman

why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash? take the cash and run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748496)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: sienna pozpig space

Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748783)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: alcoholic patrolman

(guy jerking off on dead boeis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748935)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Smoky Free-loading School Cafeteria

(23andme customer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749008)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: magenta filthy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749084)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Amethyst Big Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749102)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Garnet Godawful Foreskin Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749179)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: dun queen of the night idea he suggested

I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backscratchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748534)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: appetizing ruddy sound barrier hunting ground

I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not touch or report anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748653)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: glassy school electric furnace

(money haver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749196)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: adulterous meetinghouse tank

where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: alcoholic patrolman

cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover it has cash? it must be in plain sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748965)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: sienna pozpig space

Front shirt pocket sticking out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34748981)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Bronze Ladyboy

do I have clothes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749046)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: galvanic stage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749091)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: magenta filthy fanboi

Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749087)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: up-to-no-good hominid faggotry

the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a simple plan with Billy Bob Thornton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Garnet Godawful Foreskin Corner

1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves.

2. Take cash

3. Leave body

4. Buy 100 shares of Smuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: glassy school electric furnace

lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn around and go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749189)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Garnet Godawful Foreskin Corner

(Low T cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749202)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: sienna pozpig space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2#34749697)