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Weird experience: making more than an entire restaurant of people

I'm traveling through a small town and stopped to eat at a l...
Autista
  04/21/25
why didn't you just start killing everybody
confusion of the highest order
  04/21/25
Why would I do that?
Autista
  04/21/25
do you drive a Mercedes
original recipe
  04/21/25
No, I don't like to draw attention to myself. Also don't li...
Autista
  04/21/25
you could bang any chick in there if you drove a Mercedes
original recipe
  04/21/25
I'm sure they were in awe of the faggot who had dinner in th...
Penis Six Nine
  04/21/25
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  04/21/25
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androgenital distance
  04/21/25
I sat off to the side quietly. I was wearing a t shirt and ...
Autista
  04/21/25
They're definitely still thinking about the faggot in shorts...
Penis Six Nine
  04/21/25
...
blow off some steam
  04/21/25
...
...,....,,........
  04/21/25
little kids pointing, snarking "look at that loser"...
original recipe
  04/21/25
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Traditional Latin ass
  04/22/25
Back in 2016 I used my metal Chase Sapphire card at a Waffle...
Billy Buttfucker
  04/21/25
You know the feeling, brother. How's the situation with you...
Autista
  04/21/25
No one has told her yet but I’m sure it’s just a...
Billy Buttfucker
  04/21/25
Have you considered slipping it up her butt while she's asle...
Penis Six Nine
  04/21/25
Sounds gross. I’m more attracted to the other girl now...
Billy Buttfucker
  04/21/25
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low effort lowercase moniker
  04/21/25
I never really found it impressive to carry a large balance ...
ChadGPT-5
  04/21/25
OP: "Um actually I provide a lot of value to people--pe...
blow off some steam
  04/21/25
...
Penis Six Nine
  04/21/25
"the trickle down effect of the capital markets means, ...
ruinous phenotype
  04/21/25
And then the restaurant started dancing
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
  04/21/25
*op skips in dressed for all the world like little lord faun...
jonathan penis
  04/21/25
"Thy wage shall be one thirtieth of my pocket money!&qu...
Penis Six Nine
  04/21/25
did anyone ask for your autograph? they probably never met a...
'''''"'"''"'
  04/21/25
Maybe what's remarkable is how little it all means.
Autista
  04/21/25
...
Howdy Dudey
  04/23/25
great thread you fuckin owned those proles
low effort lowercase moniker
  04/21/25
I was polite and just sat at a table by myself. Left a good...
Autista
  04/21/25
you should have gone up to the bartender and said "i'm ...
low effort lowercase moniker
  04/21/25
fuck buying the restaurant. op should have bought the entire...
jonathan penis
  04/22/25
he Won
ceci n'est pas un avocat
  04/22/25
not much chance, completely cut loose from purpose, he wa...
'"'"'"''"
  04/22/25
(big shot sitting alone at a mcdonalds at 1 am)
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  04/22/25
...
blow off some steam
  04/22/25
...
Howdy Dudey
  04/23/25
...
Autista
  04/22/25
they've probably got love in their hearts though. so who's ...
Kenneth Play
  04/22/25
Did you tell them you can sway elections with the change in ...
jag
  04/22/25
You're probably wrong
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  04/22/25
Is OP mad about CSLG or something? Pretty pathetic “he...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  04/23/25
OP clearly BANKS bro. What you pressing him for?
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  04/23/25


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Date: April 21st, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Autista

I'm traveling through a small town and stopped to eat at a local restaurant. Good, unpretentious food and nice people. But very prole (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Anyway, it hit me, I probably make more money than everyone in here combined. Business makes low 7 figures. There were about 30 other people in the restaurant. Figure an average income of $40k, that's a total of only $1.2 million. Not sure what to make of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869071)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: confusion of the highest order

why didn't you just start killing everybody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869077)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Autista

Why would I do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869086)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: original recipe

do you drive a Mercedes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869084)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Autista

No, I don't like to draw attention to myself. Also don't like to blow money. American SUV.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869089)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: original recipe

you could bang any chick in there if you drove a Mercedes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869097)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

I'm sure they were in awe of the faggot who had dinner in the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869091)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869092)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: androgenital distance



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869135)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Autista

I sat off to the side quietly. I was wearing a t shirt and shorts. Tipped 4 bucks on a 17 dollar check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869095)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

They're definitely still thinking about the faggot in shorts in the restaurant. Probably doing math on the cost of his pants vs. all of their pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869100)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: blow off some steam



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869160)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869126)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: original recipe

little kids pointing, snarking "look at that loser"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869141)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Traditional Latin ass



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869584)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Billy Buttfucker

Back in 2016 I used my metal Chase Sapphire card at a Waffle House in Columbus, OH at like 4 am and the cashier called the line cook over to “check out the fancy card.” I felt like a big shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869145)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Autista

You know the feeling, brother. How's the situation with your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869152)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Billy Buttfucker

No one has told her yet but I’m sure it’s just a matter of time. She keeps making excuses not to fuck so it’s whatever if/when she does, I’m done stressing about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869203)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

Have you considered slipping it up her butt while she's asleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869209)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Billy Buttfucker

Sounds gross. I’m more attracted to the other girl now which is kinda unfortunate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869238)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: low effort lowercase moniker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869232)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: ChadGPT-5

I never really found it impressive to carry a large balance sheet, a lot of those "proles" probably make 50K but have more valuable skills and are more productive to society than your rent seeking usurping 7 figure "career"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869171)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: blow off some steam

OP: "Um actually I provide a lot of value to people--people *just like these proles*--by umm...ahh..." *farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869179)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869188)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: ruinous phenotype

"the trickle down effect of the capital markets means, um, that wall street, uh, intersects with main street"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869220)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

And then the restaurant started dancing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869191)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: jonathan penis

*op skips in dressed for all the world like little lord fauntleroy*

“i’ll have the pomodoros, serf.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869194)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

"Thy wage shall be one thirtieth of my pocket money!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869197)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: '''''"'"''"'

did anyone ask for your autograph? they probably never met a millionaire before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869210)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: Autista

Maybe what's remarkable is how little it all means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869224)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Howdy Dudey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48872841)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: low effort lowercase moniker

great thread

you fuckin owned those proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869229)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Autista

I was polite and just sat at a table by myself. Left a good but not huge tip. Just reflecting on it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869239)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: low effort lowercase moniker

you should have gone up to the bartender and said "i'm buying this place" like in the nolan batman movie and then pulled out your checkbook and asked him how much he wants for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869251)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: jonathan penis

fuck buying the restaurant. op should have bought the entire town and burned it to the ground around their prole ears. exhumed their ancestors from the cemeteries and salted the earth. embedded in the smallfolk a deep and abiding terror of their p.a. cashflow betters, who are as gods before their wretched existences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48869602)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat

he Won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48870348)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: '"'"'"''"

not much chance,

completely cut loose from

purpose,

he was a young man

riding a bus

through North Carolina

on the way to somewhere

and it began to snow

and the bus stopped

at a little cafe

in the hills

and the passengers

entered.

he sat at the counter

with the others,

he ordered and the

food arived.

the meal was

particularly

good

and the

coffee.

the waitress was

unlike the women

he had

known.

she was unaffected,

there was a natural

humor which came

from her.

the fry cook said

crazy things.

the dishwasher.

in back,

laughed, a good

clean

pleasant

laugh.

the young man watched

the snow through the

windows.

he wanted to stay

in that cafe

forever.

the curious feeling

swam through him

that everything

was

beautiful

there,

that it would always

stay beautiful

there.

then the bus driver

told the passengers

that it was time

to board.

the young man

thought, I'll just sit

here, I'll just stay

here.

but then

he rose and followed

the others into the

bus.

he found his seat

and looked at the cafe

through the bus

window.

then the bus moved

off, down a curve,

downward, out of

the hills.

the young man

looked straight

foreward.

he heard the other

passengers

speaking

of other things,

or they were

reading

or

attempting to

sleep.

they had not

noticed

the

magic.

the young man

put his head to

one side,

closed his

eyes,

pretended to

sleep.

there was nothing

else to do-

just to listen to the

sound of the

engine,

the sound of the

tires

in the

snow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48870360)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


(big shot sitting alone at a mcdonalds at 1 am)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48870636)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: blow off some steam



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48870644)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Howdy Dudey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48872842)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Autista



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48870783)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

they've probably got love in their hearts though. so who's really the poor one when you think about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48871173)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: jag

Did you tell them you can sway elections with the change in your pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48872404)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

You're probably wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48872423)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Is OP mad about CSLG or something? Pretty pathetic “hey guys I’m rich too” effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48872831)



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Date: April 23rd, 2025 12:32 AM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

OP clearly BANKS bro. What you pressing him for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714355&forum_id=2#48872840)