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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
cowardly fishy marketing idea
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Bearded Space
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Lake costumed haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
yellow house-broken messiness step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
aggressive bateful nursing home
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
emerald gay wizard heaven
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
stirring pit background story
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Azure tanning salon
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
multi-colored navy whorehouse
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
pontificating charismatic forum sex offender
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
clear hairy legs
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
frozen circlehead sound barrier
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
metal motley electric furnace resort
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Cerise mad-dog skullcap toaster
  06/30/25
cr
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
multi-colored navy whorehouse
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Buff titillating ladyboy
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
frozen circlehead sound barrier
  06/30/25
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Coral hell
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
clear hairy legs
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Cerise mad-dog skullcap toaster
  06/30/25
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Lascivious laser beams partner
  07/01/25
*bussy
Stubborn Prole
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
emerald gay wizard heaven
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Flushed national security agency
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Alcoholic jewess
  06/30/25
fuck
clear hairy legs
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Flushed national security agency
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
cowardly fishy marketing idea
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
clear hairy legs
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Buff titillating ladyboy
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  06/30/25
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Shivering electric kitty
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
garnet 180 wrinkle
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
provocative dilemma feces
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Mind-boggling shitlib organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
provocative dilemma feces
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Coral hell
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
provocative dilemma feces
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
vibrant cruel-hearted hominid blood rage
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Crystalline Abode Incel
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
black temple newt
  06/30/25
tcr
Coral hell
  07/01/25
just jump
excitant french sneaky criminal stain
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  06/30/25
...
Stimulating drab home
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
adventurous citrine box office twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
wow
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Soul-stirring fluffy corner persian
  06/30/25
JFC man
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Azure tanning salon
  06/30/25
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excitant french sneaky criminal stain
  06/30/25
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clear hairy legs
  06/30/25
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frozen circlehead sound barrier
  06/30/25
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Diverse keepsake machete
  06/30/25
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honey-headed greedy bawdyhouse french chef
  06/30/25
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Crystalline Abode Incel
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
black temple newt
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
garnet 180 wrinkle
  06/30/25
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Translucent bonkers casino
  07/01/25
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Lascivious laser beams partner
  07/01/25
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violet crotch
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Know-it-all obsidian associate meetinghouse
  07/01/25
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swashbuckling parlor
  07/01/25
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Lake costumed haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
aggressive bateful nursing home
  06/30/25
bro
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  06/30/25
...
black temple newt
  06/30/25
lol
Coral hell
  07/01/25
...
confused aphrodisiac mother
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Cerebral sooty market
  06/30/25
jfc
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
multi-colored navy whorehouse
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Diverse keepsake machete
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
honey-headed greedy bawdyhouse french chef
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Coral hell
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Cerebral sooty market
  07/01/25
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Mind-boggling shitlib organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
...
honey-headed greedy bawdyhouse french chef
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
swashbuckling parlor
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
curious disgusting idiot hunting ground
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Buff titillating ladyboy
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
clear hairy legs
  06/30/25
...
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  07/01/25
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aromatic codepig
  07/01/25
lol
Coral hell
  07/01/25
...
excitant french sneaky criminal stain
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Racy reading party
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
aquamarine dragon
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
arousing trailer park dog poop
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
exhilarant chapel
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
irradiated maize round eye
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
aromatic codepig
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Shimmering area
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Coral hell
  07/01/25
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Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Lascivious laser beams partner
  07/01/25
😟
odious principal's office
  07/01/25
...
Claret stock car
  07/01/25
holy shit
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
aromatic codepig
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Supple institution death wish
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
swashbuckling parlor
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
emerald gay wizard heaven
  07/01/25
...
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
swashbuckling parlor
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
swashbuckling parlor
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
adventurous citrine box office twinkling uncleanness
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
emerald gay wizard heaven
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
ultramarine gunner
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Lascivious laser beams partner
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Jade main people hissy fit
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  07/06/25
...
adventurous citrine box office twinkling uncleanness
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Concupiscible volcanic crater scourge upon the earth
  07/06/25
...
honey-headed greedy bawdyhouse french chef
  07/06/25
lol
Coral hell
  07/07/25
wow
Galvanic Nofapping Rehab
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: cowardly fishy marketing idea

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Bearded Space

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Lake costumed haunted graveyard

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: yellow house-broken messiness step-uncle's house

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: aggressive bateful nursing home

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: emerald gay wizard heaven

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: stirring pit background story

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Azure tanning salon

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: multi-colored navy whorehouse

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: pontificating charismatic forum sex offender

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: clear hairy legs

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: frozen circlehead sound barrier

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: metal motley electric furnace resort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Cerise mad-dog skullcap toaster

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: multi-colored navy whorehouse

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Buff titillating ladyboy

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: frozen circlehead sound barrier

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Coral hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: clear hairy legs

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cerise mad-dog skullcap toaster

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Lascivious laser beams partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Stubborn Prole

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: emerald gay wizard heaven

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Flushed national security agency

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Alcoholic jewess

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: clear hairy legs

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Flushed national security agency

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: cowardly fishy marketing idea

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: clear hairy legs

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Buff titillating ladyboy

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Shivering electric kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: garnet 180 wrinkle

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: provocative dilemma feces

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling shitlib organic girlfriend

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: provocative dilemma feces

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Coral hell

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: provocative dilemma feces

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: vibrant cruel-hearted hominid blood rage

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Crystalline Abode Incel

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: black temple newt

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Coral hell

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: excitant french sneaky criminal stain

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Stimulating drab home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: adventurous citrine box office twinkling uncleanness

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fluffy corner persian

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Azure tanning salon

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: excitant french sneaky criminal stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: clear hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: frozen circlehead sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Diverse keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: honey-headed greedy bawdyhouse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Crystalline Abode Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: black temple newt

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: garnet 180 wrinkle

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Translucent bonkers casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Lascivious laser beams partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: violet crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Know-it-all obsidian associate meetinghouse

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Lake costumed haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: aggressive bateful nursing home

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: black temple newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Coral hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: confused aphrodisiac mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Cerebral sooty market

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: multi-colored navy whorehouse

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Diverse keepsake machete

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: honey-headed greedy bawdyhouse french chef

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Coral hell

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Cerebral sooty market

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling shitlib organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: honey-headed greedy bawdyhouse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: curious disgusting idiot hunting ground

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Buff titillating ladyboy

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: clear hairy legs

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: aromatic codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Coral hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: excitant french sneaky criminal stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Racy reading party

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: aquamarine dragon

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: arousing trailer park dog poop

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: exhilarant chapel

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: irradiated maize round eye

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: aromatic codepig

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Shimmering area

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Coral hell

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Lascivious laser beams partner

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: odious principal's office

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Claret stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: aromatic codepig

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Supple institution death wish

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlor

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: emerald gay wizard heaven

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: swashbuckling parlor

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: swashbuckling parlor

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: adventurous citrine box office twinkling uncleanness

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: emerald gay wizard heaven

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: ultramarine gunner

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Lascivious laser beams partner

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Jade main people hissy fit

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: adventurous citrine box office twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible volcanic crater scourge upon the earth

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: honey-headed greedy bawdyhouse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Coral hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Galvanic Nofapping Rehab

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)