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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
garnet cuckold partner
  12/08/25
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garnet cuckold partner
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Startling amethyst jewess shitlib
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Vibrant disrespectful dilemma
  12/12/25
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sooty spectacular feces
  12/17/25
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Poppy den immigrant
  12/17/25
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Mildly autistic mother hissy fit
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
soul-stirring overrated trump supporter
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
garnet cuckold partner
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
soul-stirring overrated trump supporter
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
garnet cuckold partner
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
cream irradiated associate digit ratio
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
garnet cuckold partner
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
house-broken bossy place of business milk
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
garnet cuckold partner
  12/18/25
lol
aqua stirring tank
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
house-broken bossy place of business milk
  12/17/25
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garnet cuckold partner
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
sooty spectacular feces
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
yapping bearded new version
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
aqua stirring tank
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
sooty spectacular feces
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
yapping bearded new version
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
sooty spectacular feces
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
180 deranged mexican parlour
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
embarrassed to the bone ruddy whorehouse idea he suggested
  12/17/25
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Purple Striped Hyena
  12/17/25
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Razzmatazz point really tough guy
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Aromatic Frum Half-breed Fat Ankles
  12/17/25
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Indecent Narrow-minded Stain Native
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
garnet cuckold partner
  12/17/25
...
Pearly thirsty pit
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
flatulent reading party quadroon
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
sienna fear-inspiring travel guidebook sanctuary
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
180 deranged mexican parlour
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
sienna fear-inspiring travel guidebook sanctuary
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
180 deranged mexican parlour
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
sienna fear-inspiring travel guidebook sanctuary
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
bronze cracking stock car orchestra pit
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
yapping bearded new version
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
flatulent reading party quadroon
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
yapping bearded new version
  12/17/25
...
bronze cracking stock car orchestra pit
  12/17/25
I am not!
flatulent reading party quadroon
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Copper step-uncle's house
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: garnet cuckold partner

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: garnet cuckold partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Startling amethyst jewess shitlib

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Vibrant disrespectful dilemma

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: sooty spectacular feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Poppy den immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Mildly autistic mother hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring overrated trump supporter

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: garnet cuckold partner

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring overrated trump supporter

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: garnet cuckold partner

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: cream irradiated associate digit ratio

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: garnet cuckold partner

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: house-broken bossy place of business milk

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: garnet cuckold partner

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: aqua stirring tank

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: house-broken bossy place of business milk

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: garnet cuckold partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: sooty spectacular feces

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: yapping bearded new version

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: aqua stirring tank

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: sooty spectacular feces

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: yapping bearded new version

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: sooty spectacular feces

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: 180 deranged mexican parlour

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ruddy whorehouse idea he suggested

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Purple Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz point really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Aromatic Frum Half-breed Fat Ankles

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Indecent Narrow-minded Stain Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: garnet cuckold partner

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Pearly thirsty pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: flatulent reading party quadroon

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: sienna fear-inspiring travel guidebook sanctuary

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: 180 deranged mexican parlour

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: sienna fear-inspiring travel guidebook sanctuary

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: 180 deranged mexican parlour

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: sienna fear-inspiring travel guidebook sanctuary

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: bronze cracking stock car orchestra pit

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: yapping bearded new version

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: flatulent reading party quadroon

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: yapping bearded new version

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: bronze cracking stock car orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: flatulent reading party quadroon

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Copper step-uncle's house

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518198)