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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:40 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Won a YUGE case last week. Client sent me some nice cognac. It’s wasted on me though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639065) |
Date: August 18th, 2018 1:42 PM Author: disrespectful friendly grandma whorehouse What’s ur comp? Vault range of firm? How long u been partner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639075) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:46 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Comp this year will exceed 1 MM, maybe close to 1.5. Last year was roughly 700k. It’s done on a formula and my originations are good this year. Well let’s say V50, doobs. And almost 2 years. I’m the same year as earl but not quite as tall, can’t dunk but with a better haircut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639089) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:59 PM Author: disrespectful friendly grandma whorehouse Sweet. I’m a first year partner at a middling v100 and make only 320 base. I am shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639168) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: Mentally impaired death wish so an 8th year associate makes more than you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643968) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot There are more firms like this than you’d think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643984) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: Mentally impaired death wish I don't think anything, I start in September. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643991) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:42 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Godspeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644544) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:29 PM Author: disrespectful friendly grandma whorehouse not an 8th year at my firm - we pay 190 to first years in major markets but not lockstep. senior associates make high 200s from what i know (that was the case for me and others in my group who recently made partner). particularly given the last two biglaw increases, there is a serious salary compression problem.
also, my take home went way down, to like $7500/mo. this is in part due to the mandatory retirement plan (54k/year into a keogh plan), which i actually like, but also due to assraping in taxes. i have to pay taxes in like 15 states. i have to fucking pay the NYC commuter tax and i live in DC. i've been to our new york office like two times. |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:09 PM Author: Bateful set Is your comp fully math or is there some comp committee that basically decides who gets what? What would your originations need to be to hit $1.5mm comp? I assume ike $3mm+ or are you just billing tons of hours at a high rate? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639227) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:17 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Fully math, thank baby Jesus. My originations will be between 2-3 this year and I’ve billed quite a bit on a case that wasn’t mine. My hours will be under 2k this year (unles something goes horribly wrong) for the first time ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639275) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:20 PM Author: Bateful set So you are billing at $1k+ per hour? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639289) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot pretty much everyone who isn’t shit is these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639310) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:57 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Holy shit, I should have sold this crap on eBay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639160) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:08 PM Author: Vigorous university What’s ur work,life balance like. How do you generate business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639226) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:11 PM Author: disrespectful friendly grandma whorehouse On balance id imagine his life is in balance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639246) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:14 PM Author: Bateful set Is the lull natural or unnatural? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639263) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 11:50 AM Author: Swashbuckling theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643271) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Had none as an associate. It’s not bad now, I only go in 4 days a week at most. Do quite a bit from home. BizGen comes mostly from longtime friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639282) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:20 PM Author: Aggressive Boistinker Den Rate KIRKLAND entry to Dallas market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639288) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot On a scale of torchy’s to el tiempo, I rate it irma’s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639298) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: Aggressive Boistinker Den Dat too spicy!!!! Any trends in litigation groups among the big firms that have caught your attention? |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:24 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Honestly, I don’t pay much attention to the market. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639322) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:30 PM Author: Aggressive Boistinker Den Outted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639351) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:32 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Doobs knows who I am, apparently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639363) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:37 PM Author: Aggressive Boistinker Den I doubt he does but my point is that there is a class a firms who are super into the gossip and keeping up with the Joneses from a law firm prestige and $$$$$$$ perspective, particularly since Kirkland came to town (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639389) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:40 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Yeah, fuck Kirkland. Hasn’t had too much effect on us litmos, but I did lose my secretary to them. She was super cute too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639400) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:41 PM Author: Cocky Azure Library whats her # (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639406) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:44 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot I was working the long game too :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639426) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:45 PM Author: Aggressive Boistinker Den Well safe to say that their partners may already be working a different long game on her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639431) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 3:19 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Texas is great. So many cute secretaries I’ll never get to fuck. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639588) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 3:20 PM Author: Cocky Azure Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639595) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:42 PM Author: Aggressive Boistinker Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639418) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:20 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Okay, this shit is stronger than advertised. I’m pretty drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639292) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:24 PM Author: Aggressive Boistinker Den DESCRIBE your plans for the rest of the day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639321) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:26 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Wife is taking kids to a birthday party soon. Probably going to jerk off and keep drinking. Will do dinner tonight, thinking about checking out Nancy’s Hustle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639335) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:28 PM Author: disrespectful friendly grandma whorehouse U want someone to jerk off with bro? No homo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639340) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:30 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Let’s facetime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639346) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:32 PM Author: disrespectful friendly grandma whorehouse 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639365) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:14 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Jerked of three times. Still drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36640685) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: disrespectful friendly grandma whorehouse Let’s do it together and shoot at the same time. No homo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36640753) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 8:01 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot I’m all out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36640870) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:29 PM Author: Aggressive Boistinker Den It's a fun place, I enjoyed it, good menu and cocktails. Might be tough to snag a table on Saturday without a reservation. May be credited to just move venues to Luckys and Woodrow's and stumble around Eado (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639345) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:31 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot I know the owner but havent been, mostly since I’ve been in trial prep mode/trial for months now. I’ve heard great things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639360) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:26 AM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot The burger was crazy good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36642783) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 8:05 PM Author: Buff brethren Congrats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36640891) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:26 AM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Thanks, dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36642781) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:25 AM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Gonna finish this thing off today come hell or highwater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36642780) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:30 AM Author: Spectacular bespoke station serious q and not trying to be mean: do you feel bad about missing your kids' childhoods?
ever thought of leaving for something with fewer hours so you could have more family time and leisure time? |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:35 AM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot No, because I didn’t. My kids are super young, I will bill probably 1900 this year, and work from home quite a bit. I spend far more time with my kids than your average office monkey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36642973) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:51 AM Author: Spectacular bespoke station good job having kids as a partner i guess. but there is no way you spend more time with your kids than an average office worker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643040) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 11:03 AM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Believe what you want. I rarely miss any of their events and I spend several hours everyday with them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643083) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 11:16 AM Author: disrespectful friendly grandma whorehouse i would say the same is true of me. i don't bill an insane number of hours. however, i do travel quite a bit so there's that. but when i'm in town, i usually make it home not long after kid #1 gets home from daycare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643129) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot I’ve been lucky to have very little travel the last couple years. Thing is, even with shit hours you can prioritize your kids. It’s everything else that suffers. Even as an associate I did two things: spent time time with kids and hit the gym every day. Everything else went to shit.
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Date: August 19th, 2018 11:22 AM Author: insanely creepy self-absorbed travel guidebook they make that in a handle? jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643146) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:17 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot They do. I should’ve googled it before opening it. Didn’t know how expensive it is. Prole tell, I know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643956) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:46 PM Author: Offensive pit How much does it cost? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644081) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:50 PM Author: insanely creepy self-absorbed travel guidebook probably like $8K (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644096) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:46 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot That’s what google says. This bottle is (was) worth more than my car. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644559) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot I am definitely not finishing this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643988) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:36 PM Author: hyperventilating vivacious lettuce mental disorder 180
Are you drinking it neat and out of a chalice?
Why did you make partner when other associates got no breakfasted? |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 3:36 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Neat out of a $1 ikea glass. I strove hard and made a little rain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644277) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 3:37 PM Author: Wonderful trust fund sweet tailpipe What rank of LS and UG did you attend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644283) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:44 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Elite ones, doobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644550) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 3:40 PM Author: indigo feces Your wife let you get drunk all weekend? Secondly, you drank an entire handle of cognac. I would be blackout after like five drinks although I don’t drink much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644298) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:42 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Yes, she did. But I didn’t really make a dent. It’s maybe 1/3rd gone. I gave it my best, but I’m a pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644542) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 6:37 PM Author: rusted meetinghouse gay wizard Just do $8000 bottle of liquor, bro. Serious Xo 2007 ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644958) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 7:50 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot fuck! I’m so dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36645340) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:00 PM Author: rusted meetinghouse gay wizard Lol, his much did you make last year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36645693) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:29 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot not a million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36651454) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: Crusty Dashing Coffee Pot Finished this today in the office (trial starts next week). Some associate asked for the bottle. lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36816279) |