i got on tinder and started drunkenly swiping around and matched with some moon-faced asian chick. she told me to come over so i drove drunk to her house at 1:25 AM and staggered up the front porch steps through her door

i must have passed out because the next thing i remember was her riding me in a bedroom (i guess she dragged my body in there or something?) and it took like 15 minutes but i eventually cummed in her. it was really difficult because she was screaming in some gook language the whole time which made it really tough to stay hard

afterwards she asked me to stay and i said alright but when she went to the bathroom i immediately snuck out and tiptoed down the hallway toward the front door. on my way out the door, this little hapa kid peeked out from behind the couch at me. i waved at him and said "seeya Elliot" before shutting the door behind me

it was some of the worst sex i've ever had but it still felt really good afterwards and i feel like it has helped me put GJR behind me, hopefully for good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5156109&forum_id=2#44872538)

idk man you should maybe delete this, she seemed like a decent enough person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5156109&forum_id=2#44872671)

Ph.D. in Economics, Harvard University, 2013

J.D., magna cum laude, Harvard Law School, 2013

A.M. in Statistics, Harvard University, 2008

A.B. in Economics, summa cum laude, Harvard University, 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5156109&forum_id=2#44872740)

Kill the son

Hahvurd Hahvurd

Numbah Wang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5156109&forum_id=2#44888901)

Who told you that, Mike Fart?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5156109&forum_id=2#44872774)