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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Frum abnormal place of business hairy legs
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
unholy box office old irish cottage
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
bateful ruby legend dilemma
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Jet-lagged center dingle berry
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Brilliant wrinkle
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Effete razzmatazz trailer park feces
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
submissive wagecucks
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
marvelous demanding marketing idea
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
French clown mental disorder
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Razzle-dazzle Insane Den Stock Car
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
racy ceo
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Charismatic glassy crackhouse
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Razzle Sweet Tailpipe
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
honey-headed regret orchestra pit
  06/30/25
cr
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
French clown mental disorder
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Provocative State Boistinker
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Charismatic glassy crackhouse
  06/30/25
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Aphrodisiac Chrome Hospital People Who Are Hurt
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
racy ceo
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
honey-headed regret orchestra pit
  06/30/25
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Cobalt Electric Furnace Site
  07/01/25
*bussy
180 salmon fanboi home
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Effete razzmatazz trailer park feces
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Orchid coldplay fan
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Contagious stubborn yarmulke idea he suggested
  06/30/25
fuck
racy ceo
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Orchid coldplay fan
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Frum abnormal place of business hairy legs
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
racy ceo
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Provocative State Boistinker
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
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orange alpha
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
talented chad athletic conference
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Navy concupiscible keepsake machete hall
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Bearded Copper School Haunted Graveyard
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Navy concupiscible keepsake machete hall
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Aphrodisiac Chrome Hospital People Who Are Hurt
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Navy concupiscible keepsake machete hall
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
stimulating plum skinny woman
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Mischievous Pit Doctorate
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Mauve therapy
  06/30/25
tcr
Aphrodisiac Chrome Hospital People Who Are Hurt
  07/01/25
just jump
Dashing Awkward Persian
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
...
know-it-all lake goyim
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Shimmering Magical Casino Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
wow
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
mind-boggling scourge upon the earth giraffe
  06/30/25
JFC man
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
marvelous demanding marketing idea
  06/30/25
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Dashing Awkward Persian
  06/30/25
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racy ceo
  06/30/25
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Charismatic glassy crackhouse
  06/30/25
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splenetic kink-friendly gas station
  06/30/25
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scarlet diverse background story step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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Mischievous Pit Doctorate
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Mauve therapy
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
talented chad athletic conference
  06/30/25
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Drunken histrionic knife
  07/01/25
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Cobalt Electric Furnace Site
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Irradiated Azure National Security Agency
  07/01/25
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bateful ruby legend dilemma
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Brilliant wrinkle
  06/30/25
bro
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
...
Mauve therapy
  06/30/25
lol
Aphrodisiac Chrome Hospital People Who Are Hurt
  07/01/25
...
adventurous red voyeur
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
odious bawdyhouse organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
jfc
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
French clown mental disorder
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
splenetic kink-friendly gas station
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
scarlet diverse background story step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Aphrodisiac Chrome Hospital People Who Are Hurt
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
odious bawdyhouse organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
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Bearded Copper School Haunted Graveyard
  07/01/25
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scarlet diverse background story step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Irradiated Azure National Security Agency
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
excitant national crotch
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Provocative State Boistinker
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
racy ceo
  06/30/25
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Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  07/01/25
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hyperactive zippy quadroon community account
  07/01/25
lol
Aphrodisiac Chrome Hospital People Who Are Hurt
  07/01/25
...
Dashing Awkward Persian
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Cerebral out-of-control address
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
yellow hissy fit roast beef
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
aqua cruise ship gay wizard
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Heady puce private investor death wish
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Insanely Creepy Titillating Pocket Flask
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
hyperactive zippy quadroon community account
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
bat-shit-crazy turquoise kitty cat hell
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Aphrodisiac Chrome Hospital People Who Are Hurt
  07/01/25
...
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Cobalt Electric Furnace Site
  07/01/25
😟
multi-colored vermilion mother
  07/01/25
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Silver nubile resort black woman
  07/01/25
holy shit
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
hyperactive zippy quadroon community account
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
galvanic fiercely-loyal mad cow disease
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Irradiated Azure National Security Agency
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Effete razzmatazz trailer park feces
  07/01/25
...
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Irradiated Azure National Security Agency
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Irradiated Azure National Security Agency
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Shimmering Magical Casino Love Of Her Life
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Effete razzmatazz trailer park feces
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
hilarious rehab
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Cobalt Electric Furnace Site
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Supple impertinent foreskin
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  07/06/25
...
Shimmering Magical Casino Love Of Her Life
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Gaped Appetizing Toaster Space
  07/06/25
...
scarlet diverse background story step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
lol
Aphrodisiac Chrome Hospital People Who Are Hurt
  07/07/25
wow
Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Frum abnormal place of business hairy legs

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: unholy box office old irish cottage

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: bateful ruby legend dilemma

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Jet-lagged center dingle berry

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Brilliant wrinkle

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Effete razzmatazz trailer park feces

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: submissive wagecucks

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: marvelous demanding marketing idea

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: French clown mental disorder

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Insane Den Stock Car

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: racy ceo

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Charismatic glassy crackhouse

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Razzle Sweet Tailpipe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: honey-headed regret orchestra pit

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: French clown mental disorder

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Provocative State Boistinker

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Charismatic glassy crackhouse

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Chrome Hospital People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: racy ceo

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: honey-headed regret orchestra pit

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Cobalt Electric Furnace Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: 180 salmon fanboi home

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Effete razzmatazz trailer park feces

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Orchid coldplay fan

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Contagious stubborn yarmulke idea he suggested

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: racy ceo

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Orchid coldplay fan

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Frum abnormal place of business hairy legs

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: racy ceo

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Provocative State Boistinker

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: orange alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: talented chad athletic conference

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Navy concupiscible keepsake machete hall

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bearded Copper School Haunted Graveyard

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Navy concupiscible keepsake machete hall

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Chrome Hospital People Who Are Hurt

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Navy concupiscible keepsake machete hall

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: stimulating plum skinny woman

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Mischievous Pit Doctorate

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Mauve therapy

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Chrome Hospital People Who Are Hurt

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Dashing Awkward Persian

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: know-it-all lake goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Shimmering Magical Casino Love Of Her Life

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling scourge upon the earth giraffe

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: marvelous demanding marketing idea

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Dashing Awkward Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: racy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Charismatic glassy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: splenetic kink-friendly gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: scarlet diverse background story step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Mischievous Pit Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Mauve therapy

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: talented chad athletic conference

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Drunken histrionic knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Cobalt Electric Furnace Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Lascivious bistre lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Lavender station stain

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Irradiated Azure National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: bateful ruby legend dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Brilliant wrinkle

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Mauve therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Chrome Hospital People Who Are Hurt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: adventurous red voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: odious bawdyhouse organic girlfriend

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: French clown mental disorder

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: splenetic kink-friendly gas station

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: scarlet diverse background story step-uncle's house

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Chrome Hospital People Who Are Hurt

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: odious bawdyhouse organic girlfriend

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Bearded Copper School Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: scarlet diverse background story step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Irradiated Azure National Security Agency

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: excitant national crotch

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Provocative State Boistinker

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: racy ceo

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: hyperactive zippy quadroon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Chrome Hospital People Who Are Hurt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Dashing Awkward Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Cerebral out-of-control address

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: yellow hissy fit roast beef

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: aqua cruise ship gay wizard

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Heady puce private investor death wish

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Titillating Pocket Flask

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: hyperactive zippy quadroon community account

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy turquoise kitty cat hell

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Chrome Hospital People Who Are Hurt

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Cobalt Electric Furnace Site

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: multi-colored vermilion mother

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Silver nubile resort black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: hyperactive zippy quadroon community account

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: galvanic fiercely-loyal mad cow disease

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Irradiated Azure National Security Agency

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Effete razzmatazz trailer park feces

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Irradiated Azure National Security Agency

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Irradiated Azure National Security Agency

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Shimmering Magical Casino Love Of Her Life

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Effete razzmatazz trailer park feces

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: hilarious rehab

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Cobalt Electric Furnace Site

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Supple impertinent foreskin

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Shimmering Magical Casino Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Gaped Appetizing Toaster Space

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: scarlet diverse background story step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Chrome Hospital People Who Are Hurt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser Flirting Faggot Firefighter

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)