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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Mischievous racy abode
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
lilac gas station
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Lascivious big-titted shrine
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
lilac gas station
  07/14/25
100%
Razzmatazz Whorehouse National Security Agency
  07/15/25
FAG
Flatulent Vivacious Principal's Office
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
charismatic jewess
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Indigo hell
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Razzmatazz Whorehouse National Security Agency
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
medicated crackhouse macaca
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Mischievous racy abode
  07/14/25
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Pink blathering azn kitchen
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
medicated crackhouse macaca
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Mischievous racy abode
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
medicated crackhouse macaca
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Mischievous racy abode
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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comical philosopher-king
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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  07/15/25
Lol
medicated crackhouse macaca
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jfc 180
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Razzmatazz Whorehouse National Security Agency
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
histrionic persian temple
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
lilac gas station
  07/14/25
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medicated crackhouse macaca
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Mischievous racy abode
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
lilac gas station
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Mischievous racy abode
  07/14/25
wut
French claret place of business
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Mischievous racy abode
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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we all have brother
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comical philosopher-king
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Thriller idiotic home pozpig
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Duck-like hairy legs
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Razzle Pontificating Deer Antler
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Good poast moniker synergy
comical philosopher-king
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Self-absorbed vigorous space
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Soul-stirring office therapy
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
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  07/14/25
Incredible thread
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Razzmatazz Whorehouse National Security Agency
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Razzmatazz Whorehouse National Security Agency
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Mischievous racy abode
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Mischievous racy abode

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: lilac gas station

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Lascivious big-titted shrine

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: lilac gas station

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Whorehouse National Security Agency

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Flatulent Vivacious Principal's Office

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: charismatic jewess

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Indigo hell

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: histrionic persian temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Whorehouse National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: medicated crackhouse macaca

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Mischievous racy abode

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Pink blathering azn kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: medicated crackhouse macaca

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Mischievous racy abode

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: medicated crackhouse macaca

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Mischievous racy abode

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: medicated crackhouse macaca

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: comical philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Cracking bespoke voyeur business firm

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: medicated crackhouse macaca

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Flatulent Vivacious Principal's Office

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Whorehouse National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant Nibblets School Cafeteria

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: histrionic persian temple

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: lilac gas station

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Lascivious big-titted shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: medicated crackhouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Mischievous racy abode

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: lilac gas station

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Mischievous racy abode

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: French claret place of business

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mischievous racy abode

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: odious nudist ceo

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: comical philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Light disgusting depressive dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: sinister titillating water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: at-the-ready dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Pearl center wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: soggy slippery institution private investor

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: sinister titillating water buffalo

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: charismatic jewess



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Exciting Unhinged Incel



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Pink blathering azn kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: irate pit



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: medicated crackhouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Cream cerebral genital piercing



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Vermilion talented stage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Exciting Unhinged Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Whorehouse National Security Agency

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Whorehouse National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: comical philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Thriller idiotic home pozpig

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Duck-like hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Razzle Pontificating Deer Antler

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: comical philosopher-king

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Self-absorbed vigorous space

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring office therapy

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: excitant property famous landscape painting

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: concupiscible fantasy-prone ape

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: amber beady-eyed market

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Flirting Chrome Organic Girlfriend Milk

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Cracking bespoke voyeur business firm

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: disturbing plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Flatulent Vivacious Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: medicated crackhouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Whorehouse National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Whorehouse National Security Agency

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Mischievous racy abode

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)