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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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green chest-beating yarmulke
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Bateful property
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
wonderful avocado pit circlehead
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Cerebral Infuriating Rehab Skinny Woman
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Embarrassed To The Bone Adventurous Range Hairy Legs
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Talented Meetinghouse Mood
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Painfully honest saffron jap
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
marvelous piazza
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Purple cracking house mexican
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
green chest-beating yarmulke
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Slap-happy well-lubricated area international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Swashbuckling Flickering Indian Lodge Gaping
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
charismatic lime sound barrier shrine
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
green chest-beating yarmulke
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Scarlet masturbator lay
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
gold insanely creepy preventive strike
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Carnelian Becky
  06/30/25
cr
green chest-beating yarmulke
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Slap-happy well-lubricated area international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
exhilarant sanctuary place of business
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Scarlet masturbator lay
  06/30/25
...
crystalline hissy fit chad
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
charismatic lime sound barrier shrine
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Carnelian Becky
  06/30/25
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maniacal ticket booth
  07/01/25
*bussy
Motley azn theatre
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Painfully honest saffron jap
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Frisky Irradiated Blood Rage Locale
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
hot curious jew
  06/30/25
fuck
charismatic lime sound barrier shrine
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Frisky Irradiated Blood Rage Locale
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Bateful property
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
charismatic lime sound barrier shrine
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
exhilarant sanctuary place of business
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
green chest-beating yarmulke
  06/30/25
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mahogany french school cafeteria
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Bronze milk
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Spectacular insecure fanboi gunner
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
effete boiling water parlour
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
green chest-beating yarmulke
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Spectacular insecure fanboi gunner
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
crystalline hissy fit chad
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Spectacular insecure fanboi gunner
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
stimulating garrison affirmative action
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
green chest-beating yarmulke
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Vermilion step-uncle's house weed whacker
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Submissive umber cuckoldry pocket flask
  06/30/25
tcr
crystalline hissy fit chad
  07/01/25
just jump
Misunderstood boltzmann
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
green chest-beating yarmulke
  06/30/25
...
Flushed vivacious national multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Crusty Volcanic Crater
  06/30/25
wow
green chest-beating yarmulke
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Jade big tanning salon scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
JFC man
green chest-beating yarmulke
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Purple cracking house mexican
  06/30/25
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Misunderstood boltzmann
  06/30/25
...
charismatic lime sound barrier shrine
  06/30/25
...
Scarlet masturbator lay
  06/30/25
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glittery ocher lodge
  06/30/25
...
Glassy racy love of her life
  06/30/25
...
Vermilion step-uncle's house weed whacker
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Submissive umber cuckoldry pocket flask
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Bronze milk
  06/30/25
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Sick Nursing Home Water Buffalo
  07/01/25
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maniacal ticket booth
  07/01/25
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hairraiser nofapping toilet seat kitchen
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Low-t dark library
  07/01/25
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Aphrodisiac Elite Knife Deer Antler
  07/01/25
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Cerebral Infuriating Rehab Skinny Woman
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Talented Meetinghouse Mood
  06/30/25
bro
green chest-beating yarmulke
  06/30/25
...
Submissive umber cuckoldry pocket flask
  06/30/25
lol
crystalline hissy fit chad
  07/01/25
...
fighting orange native
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Canary self-centered prole
  06/30/25
jfc
green chest-beating yarmulke
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Slap-happy well-lubricated area international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
glittery ocher lodge
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Glassy racy love of her life
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
crystalline hissy fit chad
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Canary self-centered prole
  07/01/25
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effete boiling water parlour
  07/01/25
...
Glassy racy love of her life
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Aphrodisiac Elite Knife Deer Antler
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Floppy brunch community account
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
exhilarant sanctuary place of business
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
green chest-beating yarmulke
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
charismatic lime sound barrier shrine
  06/30/25
...
green chest-beating yarmulke
  07/01/25
...
Sinister pistol
  07/01/25
lol
crystalline hissy fit chad
  07/01/25
...
Misunderstood boltzmann
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
razzle-dazzle roast beef
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Mind-boggling nowag gas station
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
very tactful fat ankles
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Burgundy Mediation Cuckold
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Concupiscible naked legal warrant
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Sinister pistol
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
cyan death wish pozpig
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
green chest-beating yarmulke
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
crystalline hissy fit chad
  07/01/25
...
green chest-beating yarmulke
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
maniacal ticket booth
  07/01/25
😟
stirring garnet hall
  07/01/25
...
bull headed juggernaut
  07/01/25
holy shit
green chest-beating yarmulke
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Sinister pistol
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Lemon potus
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Aphrodisiac Elite Knife Deer Antler
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Painfully honest saffron jap
  07/01/25
...
green chest-beating yarmulke
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Aphrodisiac Elite Knife Deer Antler
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Aphrodisiac Elite Knife Deer Antler
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Crusty Volcanic Crater
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Painfully honest saffron jap
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
green chest-beating yarmulke
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Bistre pisswyrm address
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
maniacal ticket booth
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
pontificating base elastic band
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
green chest-beating yarmulke
  07/06/25
...
Crusty Volcanic Crater
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Boyish Violent Laser Beams
  07/06/25
...
Glassy racy love of her life
  07/06/25
lol
crystalline hissy fit chad
  07/07/25
wow
green chest-beating yarmulke
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Bateful property

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: wonderful avocado pit circlehead

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Cerebral Infuriating Rehab Skinny Woman

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Adventurous Range Hairy Legs

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Talented Meetinghouse Mood

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Painfully honest saffron jap

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: marvelous piazza

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Purple cracking house mexican

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Slap-happy well-lubricated area international law enforcement agency

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Flickering Indian Lodge Gaping

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: charismatic lime sound barrier shrine

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Scarlet masturbator lay

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: gold insanely creepy preventive strike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Carnelian Becky

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Slap-happy well-lubricated area international law enforcement agency

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: exhilarant sanctuary place of business

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Scarlet masturbator lay

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: crystalline hissy fit chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: charismatic lime sound barrier shrine

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Carnelian Becky

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: maniacal ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Motley azn theatre

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Painfully honest saffron jap

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Frisky Irradiated Blood Rage Locale

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: hot curious jew

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: charismatic lime sound barrier shrine

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Frisky Irradiated Blood Rage Locale

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Bateful property

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: charismatic lime sound barrier shrine

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: exhilarant sanctuary place of business

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: mahogany french school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Bronze milk

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Spectacular insecure fanboi gunner

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: effete boiling water parlour

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Spectacular insecure fanboi gunner

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: crystalline hissy fit chad

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Spectacular insecure fanboi gunner

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: stimulating garrison affirmative action

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Vermilion step-uncle's house weed whacker

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Submissive umber cuckoldry pocket flask

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: crystalline hissy fit chad

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Misunderstood boltzmann

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Flushed vivacious national multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Crusty Volcanic Crater

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Jade big tanning salon scourge upon the earth

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Purple cracking house mexican

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Misunderstood boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: charismatic lime sound barrier shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Scarlet masturbator lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: glittery ocher lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Glassy racy love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Vermilion step-uncle's house weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Submissive umber cuckoldry pocket flask

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Bronze milk

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Sick Nursing Home Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: maniacal ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: hairraiser nofapping toilet seat kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Low-t dark library

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Elite Knife Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Cerebral Infuriating Rehab Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Talented Meetinghouse Mood

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Submissive umber cuckoldry pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: crystalline hissy fit chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: fighting orange native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Canary self-centered prole

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Slap-happy well-lubricated area international law enforcement agency

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: glittery ocher lodge

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Glassy racy love of her life

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: crystalline hissy fit chad

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Canary self-centered prole

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: effete boiling water parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Glassy racy love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Elite Knife Deer Antler

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Floppy brunch community account

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: exhilarant sanctuary place of business

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: charismatic lime sound barrier shrine

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Sinister pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: crystalline hissy fit chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Misunderstood boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle roast beef

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nowag gas station

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: very tactful fat ankles

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Burgundy Mediation Cuckold

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Concupiscible naked legal warrant

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Sinister pistol

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: cyan death wish pozpig

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: crystalline hissy fit chad

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: maniacal ticket booth

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: stirring garnet hall

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: bull headed juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Sinister pistol

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Lemon potus

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Elite Knife Deer Antler

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Painfully honest saffron jap

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Elite Knife Deer Antler

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Elite Knife Deer Antler

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Crusty Volcanic Crater

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Painfully honest saffron jap

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Bistre pisswyrm address

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: maniacal ticket booth

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: pontificating base elastic band

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Crusty Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Boyish Violent Laser Beams

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Glassy racy love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: crystalline hissy fit chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: green chest-beating yarmulke

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)