are reptile is funny and isn't dumb imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804474&forum_id=2#34738301)

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now that he's clawing his back toward $200K total comp in his late 30s, TMF is getting a little haughty about his finances again. like most insecure strivers, he always presents his finances in such a way that it seems he has huge room for upward income mobility and he's just on the cusp of entering the UMC elite. lol, this turd said he can 'see himself' hitting $500K HHI in the near future. he 'sees' this by assuming he'll be promoted to one layer below head of legal in the enormous corp he works for IN ADDITION to thinking his wife's TTT compliance salary will somehow nearly double.

in reality he makes less than a biglaw first-year and is nearing top-out comp for his area and lulzy shitcorp, still has significant educational debt, his wife makes crap money after a decade in the professional market, and most of his $$$ is just the increase in value of his 981 square foot yonkers mold box, which was an unlivable junk heap when they bought it with significant help from their respective parents. they attained this very, very modest position as a dual-income and childless household, and neither of them have expensive or interesting pursuits other than TMF's hyper-gay obsession with shitty SUVs. even on that front he has never owned anything nice or expensive.

good on them for extracting some value from a blown out junk property but when most of your 'wealth' is just sweat equity in a crappy townhouse in a location where most white professional families refuse to live, then LOL at all the chest-beating from this little guy. makes you wonder if he still aspires to multiple properties to both suck and fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774396&forum_id=2#34526895)

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but mandy? LOL man, no way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3804474&forum_id=2#34739582)