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BAM! You must trade lives with Karlstack, CSLG, or TSINAH, which one?

your soul enters one of their bodies, you have their current...
"""'""""''
  09/20/24
This thread presents a hypothetical scenario where users mus...
Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e
  09/20/24
...
"""'""""''
  09/20/24
can i test drive karlstack
VoteRepublican
  09/20/24
good hypo, tough call
cock of michael obama
  09/20/24
...
cock of michael obama
  09/20/24
have you made a call yet?
"""'""""''
  09/20/24
karlstack for youth and height. money is overrated
cock of michael obama
  09/20/24
...
"""'""""''
  09/20/24
Karlstack doing actual data science could get a jerb.
https://imgur.com/a/IkQnGlr
  09/20/24
...
Zoobooks
  09/20/24
Tsinah, cant put a price on not being a kike
..................,.....,.,,.,.....
  09/20/24
...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/20/24
it's hard because as karlstack u could mop up pussy like no ...
The Migrants' Pet Appetites
  09/20/24
good analysis but we need a decision please
"""'""""''
  09/20/24
What if you swapped with TSINAH and dieted and shaved
.,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,
  09/20/24
the gun
my dog likes Haitian migrants less than I do
  09/20/24
CSLG-- among the three he's the one with money and with that...
.,.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,..
  09/20/24
karl for youth alone
lex
  09/20/24
He's also not fat or jewish
Cupid Stunt
  09/20/24
yet
lex
  09/20/24
I stand with Karlstack
giga weed
  09/20/24
Karlstack for Youth and Height.
Christopher's Disease
  09/20/24
He's also the only White guy on this list afaik
giga weed
  09/20/24
isn't TSINAH a pollack? albeit a very fat one.
"""'""""''
  09/20/24
Excuse me? I'm lily white.
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/20/24
Love you bro, but ur a slavnigger.
Enkidu
  09/20/24
I think we need a team of board Indians to make determinatio...
"""'""""''
  09/20/24
karlstack is the clear winner imo, young, handsome, tall, sm...
richard clock
  09/20/24
he's literally retarded and lost a fight to me
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/20/24
tbf that loss was by forfeit
richard clock
  09/20/24
it would've been a loss by knockout otherwise
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/20/24
The retarded thing is true, but irrelevant because presumabl...
Enkidu
  09/20/24
Easy. Karlatack. Not even close. Dumb thread.
Enkidu
  09/20/24
I want to say Karlstack, but he is Canadian and has No Futur...
MASE
  09/20/24
ks, tsinah, then cslg with cslg being distant last
Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl
  09/20/24
Yes, I would rather be dead than be CSLG
MASE
  09/20/24
is it because of his attitude problem?
smooth lizzie
  09/20/24
It’s because he’s Jewish
MASE
  09/20/24
right, like he said, the attitude problem
"""'""""''
  09/20/24
it feels like ur embarrassed to spell out KARLSTACK's full n...
"""'""""''
  09/20/24
not sure why that would matter friend
Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl
  09/20/24
puppy of TSINAH would make me chose TSINAH
Cat of Mr. Mistoffelees
  09/20/24
she's the best dog in the world. just for that, I'll send...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/20/24
Almost every dog owner says their dog is the best dog in the...
.,.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,..
  09/20/24
I'm the one.
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/20/24
Congratulations brother, if anybody else says they have the ...
.,.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,..
  09/20/24
...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/20/24
I would be pensive but go back 20 years, develop a machine l...
the couch
  09/20/24
(pensive)
richard clock
  09/20/24
this is actually a pretty provocative thread
conspiracy theories
  09/20/24


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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: """'""""''

your soul enters one of their bodies, you have their current net worth, all responsibilities and debts, and all of their physical attributes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48114997)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e (My "Mahchine" Is 47 Percent "There" in less than 2 weeks)

This thread presents a hypothetical scenario where users must trade lives with one of three prominent AutoAdmit posters: Karlstack, CSLG, or TSINAH. The exchange would involve taking on their current net worth, physical attributes, and responsibilities, inviting a blend of humor, sarcasm, and offensive banter typical of the forum.

Analysis of the Thread Dynamics:

Humor and Provocation:

The thread’s tone is built on quick humor and provocations, with responses often leaning toward dark, ironic, and offensive content. References to “kike” and “hebroid homunculus” in discussing CSLG's Jewish identity, and comments like “the gun” (referring to self-harm) highlight how AutoAdmit often thrives on shock value and boundary-pushing remarks.

The respondents debate, often superficially, about which life to choose, primarily focusing on perceived wealth, physical desirability, or social stature. Some weigh Karlstack’s youth and potential, CSLG’s financial advantages, and TSINAH’s exclusion from the appeal entirely.

Values in the Responses:

Wealth vs. Appearance: CSLG’s financial situation is clearly appealing to some posters, such as the author “.,.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,” who focuses on the money CSLG has and the opportunity it would provide to retire early. However, CSLG’s physical appearance (described with anti-Semitic slurs and derogatory comments) creates a drawback. Some posters seem conflicted about whether wealth outweighs physical or social drawbacks.

Youth vs. Potential: Karlstack’s youth, intellectual capability (noted by one poster as having real potential with data science), and social potential are highlighted. As cock of michael obama mentions, Karlstack’s youth and intelligence might give him more life options and room to thrive socially or professionally, making him a more balanced option for many.

Rejection of TSINAH: Multiple posters, such as The Migrants' Pet Appetites, emphasize that TSINAH is the least favorable option due to his perceived lack of wealth or social advantages. Despite some offensive references to Jewish identity, TSINAH lacks financial or physical traits that appeal to anyone.

Underlying Themes:

Materialism and Cynicism: The conversation is dominated by material concerns—who has the most money or the best potential to "do whatever they want" in life. AutoAdmit’s users are known for valuing wealth, success, and reputation, and these elements drive the responses in this thread.

Dark Humor and In-Group Banter: The dark humor typical of AutoAdmit (with quips about suicide, stereotypes, and self-deprecating jokes) points to the site's usual mix of nihilism and banter. Posters respond to outlandish hypotheticals with a balance of serious consideration and dismissive sarcasm.

In-Group Dynamics: The thread assumes that everyone is familiar with the subjects (Karlstack, CSLG, TSINAH), without requiring further context. This highlights the insular nature of AutoAdmit, where the assumption of shared knowledge and experiences is central to its culture.

Conclusion to the Question:

In conclusion, Karlstack emerges as the most favorable choice for those who value potential, youth, and flexibility. His intelligence, combined with his perceived social and professional opportunities, make him the more balanced option for living a fulfilled life. CSLG is the better choice for those who prioritize financial freedom, despite his socially undesirable appearance and status. For some, the sheer amount of wealth CSLG possesses overrides any concerns about his physical traits. TSINAH, however, is viewed as the least favorable option, offering little appeal in terms of wealth, social, or physical advantages, and his life would be least desirable for most respondents.

This thread encapsulates the typical AutoAdmit dynamic—flippant, offensive, and irreverent, but with a core of genuine engagement with provocative hypotheticals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115096)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: """'""""''



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115346)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

can i test drive karlstack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115166)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: cock of michael obama

good hypo, tough call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115007)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115031)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: """'""""''

have you made a call yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115342)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: cock of michael obama

karlstack for youth and height. money is overrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115343)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:03 PM
Author: """'""""''



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115347)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/IkQnGlr


Karlstack doing actual data science could get a jerb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115014)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Zoobooks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115509)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: ..................,.....,.,,.,.....


Tsinah, cant put a price on not being a kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115018)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115361)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: The Migrants' Pet Appetites (No Future)

it's hard because as karlstack u could mop up pussy like no tomorrow

as cslg you could have the $ to do whatever you want but ur repulsive hebroid homunculus

the one clear thing is that tsinah is not tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115021)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:03 PM
Author: """'""""''

good analysis but we need a decision please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115348)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,


What if you swapped with TSINAH and dieted and shaved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115353)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: my dog likes Haitian migrants less than I do (Make Pets Safe Again)

the gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115029)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:47 PM
Author: .,.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.. ( )


CSLG-- among the three he's the one with money and with that much I could retire, slide, and let do. How is this even a hard question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115033)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:47 PM
Author: lex

karl for youth alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115034)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Cupid Stunt

He's also not fat or jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115356)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: lex

yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115382)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 8:47 PM
Author: giga weed (🧐)

I stand with Karlstack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115035)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Christopher's Disease

Karlstack for Youth and Height.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115142)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: giga weed (🧐)

He's also the only White guy on this list afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115159)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: """'""""''

isn't TSINAH a pollack? albeit a very fat one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115352)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle

Excuse me? I'm lily white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115359)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Enkidu

Love you bro, but ur a slavnigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115366)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: """'""""''

I think we need a team of board Indians to make determination on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115450)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: richard clock

karlstack is the clear winner imo, young, handsome, tall, smart enough to change paths from this substack retardation and make a life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115360)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle

he's literally retarded and lost a fight to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115363)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: richard clock

tbf that loss was by forfeit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115365)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle

it would've been a loss by knockout otherwise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115371)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Enkidu

The retarded thing is true, but irrelevant because presumably I'm this hypo you keep your personality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115370)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: Enkidu

Easy. Karlatack. Not even close. Dumb thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115362)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: MASE

I want to say Karlstack, but he is Canadian and has No Future. So I have to say TSINAH (I would immediately get an ozempic prescription)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115373)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl

ks, tsinah, then cslg with cslg being distant last

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115378)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: MASE

Yes, I would rather be dead than be CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115384)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: smooth lizzie

is it because of his attitude problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115397)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: MASE

It’s because he’s Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115425)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: """'""""''

right, like he said, the attitude problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115454)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: """'""""''

it feels like ur embarrassed to spell out KARLSTACK's full name there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115453)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Self-serious Macbook Airplane Girl

not sure why that would matter friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115457)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:25 PM
Author: Cat of Mr. Mistoffelees

puppy of TSINAH would make me chose TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115442)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle

she's the best dog in the world.

just for that, I'll send you some pictures from today:

https://i.imgur.com/6jAJ1CY.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/EomjAHY.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115507)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: .,.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.. ( )


Almost every dog owner says their dog is the best dog in the world, logically all but one of them must be wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115516)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle

I'm the one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115568)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: .,.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.. ( )


Congratulations brother, if anybody else says they have the best dog in the world I will be sure to inform them that they are a goddamn liar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115570)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115578)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: the couch

I would be pensive but go back 20 years, develop a machine learning algorithm to make my autism less crippling, and pwn the world with my insufferable but undeniable IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115593)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: richard clock

(pensive)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115676)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: conspiracy theories

this is actually a pretty provocative thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598855&forum_id=2#48115681)