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Which is worse: swapping gum w Zurich, or having Buttcheeks as a son in law?

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galvanic chartreuse senate roast beef
  04/25/26
like a moth to a flame welcome back sp!
Vermilion cerebral parlour
  04/25/26
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thriller hateful point shitlib
  04/25/26
I’d be honored if buttcheeks locked my daughter down
insane titillating double fault
  04/25/26
or either of my sons
thriller hateful point shitlib
  04/25/26
jfc
spectacular white french chef
  04/25/26
zurich had a bite of my ice cream from my spoon last time i ...
Vermilion cerebral parlour
  04/25/26
Thread has become uncomfortable as it becomes apparent that ...
Dead reading party
  04/25/26
I have a busy couple of months ahead of me it seems. I'll ta...
spectacular white french chef
  04/25/26
As always, we are deeply appreciative of your service, sir
Dead reading party
  04/25/26
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spectacular white french chef
  04/25/26
As part of a co-dependent narcissist team, I am sure you wil...
Painfully Honest Contagious Trailer Park
  04/25/26
What the fuck. How did you find this out? Delete this
thriller hateful point shitlib
  04/25/26
no no no I really want to know more about this
spectacular white french chef
  04/25/26
idc. after i poasted the "redacted" pics of us las...
Vermilion cerebral parlour
  04/25/26
lol you are genuinely pathetic. What a disaster.
Painfully Honest Contagious Trailer Park
  04/25/26
you won't do shit bitchboi. your last active phase ended wit...
Vermilion cerebral parlour
  04/25/26
if you ever go down to Richmond to do deposition against spa...
spectacular white french chef
  04/25/26
your depo was a fucking joke also Crowder
Painfully Honest Contagious Trailer Park
  04/25/26
you are a complete joke junkie bro
Painfully Honest Contagious Trailer Park
  04/25/26
He will do nothing, just as he did with me. Oh well you&rsqu...
thriller hateful point shitlib
  04/25/26
Isn’t buttcheeks in his late 50s or is that someone el...
unhinged faggot firefighter main people
  04/25/26
My daughter is only 9 so he’s gonna have to wait 9 mor...
insane titillating double fault
  04/25/26
No he's about 38 or 39.
Painfully Honest Contagious Trailer Park
  04/25/26
jfc no
spectacular white french chef
  04/25/26
Be honest your parents cringed when you informed them you&rs...
unhinged faggot firefighter main people
  04/25/26
Zurich is 180, I'd swap gum with him anytime, assuming he ma...
Clear provocative affirmative action nibblets
  04/25/26
And ART
Painfully Honest Contagious Trailer Park
  04/25/26
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thriller hateful point shitlib
  04/26/26
I honestly don't understand what spaceporn was trying to do ...
spectacular white french chef
  04/26/26
yeah its out of character for him to generate bizarre, inscr...
Vermilion cerebral parlour
  04/26/26
why would it be bad to swap gum with me? i get he's suggesti...
thriller hateful point shitlib
  04/26/26
some connection to my now-revealed identity as Crowder is th...
spectacular white french chef
  04/26/26
i don't think its limited to implying you have hiv. it's tha...
Vermilion cerebral parlour
  04/26/26
hmm. counterpoint: he has pussy lips where there should appe...
thriller hateful point shitlib
  04/26/26
i mean yeah spaceporn has no business m/d/ting anyone which ...
Vermilion cerebral parlour
  04/26/26
he flails, and then talks like some kind of badass ("ke...
thriller hateful point shitlib
  04/26/26
Buttcheeks is like 70 or 80. Would be super weird having him...
frozen parlor
  04/26/26
after I was outed as being 400 lbs just yesterday I am start...
spectacular white french chef
  04/26/26
Missed that thread but 400 lb is not that big imo. I have a ...
frozen parlor
  04/26/26
398lb bud. don't sell yourself short. you're trending in the...
Vermilion cerebral parlour
  04/26/26
my mother commented just the other day that I seem to be sli...
spectacular white french chef
  04/26/26
how about a what's eating gilbert grape parody where louis i...
Vermilion cerebral parlour
  04/26/26
my first gf was obsessed with leo dicaprio. she was a 3 or a...
thriller hateful point shitlib
  04/26/26
So you're saying that you truly are twice the man he will ev...
Dead reading party
  04/26/26
lmao
spectacular white french chef
  04/26/26


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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: galvanic chartreuse senate roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841623)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Vermilion cerebral parlour

like a moth to a flame

welcome back sp!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841638)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: thriller hateful point shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841641)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: insane titillating double fault

I’d be honored if buttcheeks locked my daughter down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841642)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: thriller hateful point shitlib

or either of my sons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841643)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: spectacular white french chef

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841648)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Vermilion cerebral parlour

zurich had a bite of my ice cream from my spoon last time i saw him, which is similar to swapping gum

and yes i would be honored if buttcheeks locked down my dotter or even locking him down myself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841647)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Dead reading party

Thread has become uncomfortable as it becomes apparent that buttcheeks has a lot of xo dotters to run through or be proven gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841655)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: spectacular white french chef

I have a busy couple of months ahead of me it seems. I'll take one for the team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841675)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Dead reading party

As always, we are deeply appreciative of your service, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841737)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: spectacular white french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841741)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Contagious Trailer Park

As part of a co-dependent narcissist team, I am sure you will back up your junkie pal to the end of time. Especially since he just helped get you that job at Littler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841666)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: thriller hateful point shitlib

What the fuck. How did you find this out? Delete this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841778)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: spectacular white french chef

no no no I really want to know more about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841783)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Vermilion cerebral parlour

idc. after i poasted the "redacted" pics of us last time i flew out i figured there were enough breadcrumbs dropped that i could be outed. idc, most people here know who i am already, and what's spaceporn gonna do? some BAR COMPLAINTS like with you? now that he knows who i am he's definitely not gonna do shit. imagine his boss's reaction if he contacted my firm using his firm's letterhead lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841804)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Contagious Trailer Park

lol you are genuinely pathetic. What a disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841812)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Vermilion cerebral parlour

you won't do shit bitchboi. your last active phase ended with repeated threats to sue me. as i said then, i am *VERY* eager to litigate against you and poast about it in real time here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841824)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: spectacular white french chef

if you ever go down to Richmond to do deposition against spacey can you please waive me in and bring me along for the ride? I will bring the popcorn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841825)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Contagious Trailer Park

your depo was a fucking joke also Crowder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841836)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Contagious Trailer Park

you are a complete joke junkie bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841834)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: thriller hateful point shitlib

He will do nothing, just as he did with me. Oh well you’re outed too now!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841827)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: unhinged faggot firefighter main people

Isn’t buttcheeks in his late 50s or is that someone else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841669)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: insane titillating double fault

My daughter is only 9 so he’s gonna have to wait 9 more years (or maybe 5 in certain jurisdictions)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841674)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Contagious Trailer Park

No he's about 38 or 39.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841676)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: spectacular white french chef

jfc no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841677)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: unhinged faggot firefighter main people

Be honest your parents cringed when you informed them you’d be adding a green card seeking gook bitch you dug out of some Korean rice trench to their family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841661)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Clear provocative affirmative action nibblets

Zurich is 180, I'd swap gum with him anytime, assuming he maintains minimal dental standards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841807)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Contagious Trailer Park

And ART

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49841813)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: thriller hateful point shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49843850)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: spectacular white french chef

I honestly don't understand what spaceporn was trying to do with this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49843953)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Vermilion cerebral parlour

yeah its out of character for him to generate bizarre, inscrutable insults and threats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49843969)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: thriller hateful point shitlib

why would it be bad to swap gum with me? i get he's suggesting i have HIV or whatever, but you obviously can't get that from saliva, and even if you could, you wouldn't get it that way bc HIV dies the second it hits air.

i don't understand the "son in law" thing. is buttcheeks married? i guess this is related to something steve crowder did to his in laws? (because buttcheeks is podcaster steve crowder).

this thread represents an extremely poor effort on his part. just dumb and sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49843977)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: spectacular white french chef

some connection to my now-revealed identity as Crowder is the only thing that makes any sense at all to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49843983)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Vermilion cerebral parlour

i don't think its limited to implying you have hiv. it's that your mouth is a petri dish for various diseases that sharing gum with you would be a big risk. which, tbf, is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49843986)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: thriller hateful point shitlib

hmm. counterpoint: he has pussy lips where there should appear a penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49844001)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Vermilion cerebral parlour

i mean yeah spaceporn has no business m/d/ting anyone which is why it's so funny to see him flailing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49844025)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: thriller hateful point shitlib

he flails, and then talks like some kind of badass ("keep my name out of your mouth, bitch," etc.), which is absolutely hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49844179)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: frozen parlor

Buttcheeks is like 70 or 80. Would be super weird having him be married to your hot 17 yo chi omega daughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49844007)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: spectacular white french chef

after I was outed as being 400 lbs just yesterday I am starting to become doobsable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49844013)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: frozen parlor

Missed that thread but 400 lb is not that big imo. I have a 42 waist iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49844027)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: Vermilion cerebral parlour

398lb bud. don't sell yourself short. you're trending in the right direction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49844032)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: spectacular white french chef

my mother commented just the other day that I seem to be slimming down a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49844037)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Vermilion cerebral parlour

how about a what's eating gilbert grape parody where louis is johnny depp, im the retard dicaprio, and you're the obese shutin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49844041)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: thriller hateful point shitlib

my first gf was obsessed with leo dicaprio. she was a 3 or a 4, legit SPED, and gaslit me into thinking i had herpes for a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49844264)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Dead reading party

So you're saying that you truly are twice the man he will ever be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49844186)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: spectacular white french chef

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860370&forum_id=2#49844208)