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pretty sure i'm gonna have to end things tonight

it was fun while it lasted
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
end xoxo? or end things with the chokeraper?
pea-brained territorial nursing home
  01/29/10
the latter
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
is it because you respect the xoxo board opinion and came to...
pea-brained territorial nursing home
  01/29/10
no, it's b/c i realized it might be better occasionally to d...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
*looks confused* does not compute.
pea-brained territorial nursing home
  01/29/10
objective normativity based on risk-benefit analysis &c
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
fuck, brown has ruined you already. come again, in englis...
Trip prole tanning salon
  01/29/10
tyft. i felt like a tard for a moment then i realized she wa...
pea-brained territorial nursing home
  01/29/10
She wants something now. But it's based on emotion and not a...
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/29/10
that's actually not quite it it's more like, the VERY SMALL...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
That's called taking reasonable care.
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/29/10
holy shit hand formula you should definitely go to law sc...
diverse legend
  01/29/10
Learned Box
Very tactful filthy resort clown
  01/30/10
Remember to scramble your password, but copy and paste and w...
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/29/10
lol not that
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
Give him your therapist's number. There's a good chance he's...
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/29/10
pretty sure you're gonna end up in a ditch
Milky personal credit line market
  01/29/10
We can only hope.
arousing rehab becky
  01/29/10
lol
Shimmering New Version University
  01/29/10
Seriously though, public place. And start carrying mace w/ ...
translucent hell death wish
  01/29/10
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE OFF WITH ME LUCKY CHARMS YOU UNGRATEF...
Odious Spot Mood
  01/29/10
Do not do it in person. Also, if your building has securi...
fighting digit ratio
  01/29/10
If they ask why, you can tell them he tried to choke you.
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/29/10
what of course i'm gonna do it in person
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
No. Do not.
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/29/10
it's not gonna be an explicit breakup it's gonna be a "...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
This is epically stupid on your part. He'll find a way to ke...
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/29/10
well if he wants to keep it going then it's all good this...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
What. So the problem is that the chokefucking wasn't acco...
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/29/10
no this is going to determine whether he's interested in ...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
lol. This'll be fun. If he can't manipulate you at this incr...
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/29/10
You seem to be ignoring the third possibility, that he's int...
Metal racy box office pervert
  01/29/10
Bingo.
Marvelous Site
  01/29/10
i guess i sort of don't see the problem with that if we'r...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
FLAME FLAME JESUS FLAMEDY FLAME STOP RESPONDING
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
God Almighty
Marvelous Site
  01/29/10
This is untrue.
arousing rehab becky
  01/29/10
He's not really going to give you what you want. He's going ...
Metal racy box office pervert
  01/29/10
honestly if he's willing to put in that much effort then he ...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
Flame.
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
I guess we all have to date this guy at some point in our li...
Metal racy box office pervert
  01/29/10
only if you are a trashy dumbass
Odious Spot Mood
  01/29/10
Why are you so fucking desperate? Just find someone else.
Pink mental disorder
  01/29/10
credited. what is so awesome about this dood's pot o' gold? ...
Milky personal credit line market
  01/29/10
*slowly raises hand*
Very tactful filthy resort clown
  01/30/10
lol
thriller rambunctious sex offender
  01/30/10
this. plus the 4th possibility that he just gets turned o...
Razzmatazz swollen dog poop depressive
  01/29/10
Good points.
Metal racy box office pervert
  01/29/10
yeah, i'm pretty sure the 4th possibility is what's gonna ha...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
you get what i'm saying though right? i can tell when girls ...
Razzmatazz swollen dog poop depressive
  01/29/10
This is true, and sadly, the dirtbags are the ones most like...
Metal racy box office pervert
  01/29/10
man it's not a test in that sense. it's a test of whether i...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
yeah, but you're not leaving any room for him the fail the t...
Odious Spot Mood
  01/29/10
you are such a sad silly little girl.
Trip prole tanning salon
  01/29/10
This is flame, stop responding to it plz kty
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
a litmus test is a terrible idea in this particular scenario
Odious Spot Mood
  01/29/10
That's not going to result in a breakup. That's going to res...
Metal racy box office pervert
  01/29/10
"if"..."i don't think" lol, you're se...
Odious Spot Mood
  01/29/10
explain
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
1) he's treating you like an object 2) he believes his acce...
Odious Spot Mood
  01/29/10
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&mc=9...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
nominally giving you what you want is not the same as giving...
Odious Spot Mood
  01/29/10
Her style says: "Please, manipulate me. I want it."...
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/29/10
If she doesn't do it in person the chances of him trying to ...
translucent hell death wish
  01/29/10
Hey, since search isn't working-- did we ever end up hearing...
Cobalt nubile state black woman
  01/29/10
yep, he showed up a few days later: http://autoadmit.com/th...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
whoa sweet thread :)))))))
Cerebral Brunch Candlestick Maker
  01/29/10
ty. Always glad to be reminded that the niggerthreads are t...
Cobalt nubile state black woman
  01/29/10
lulz, didn't you have like one date with this dood?
puce telephone
  01/29/10
lol @ "date" My dates don't usually end like th...
translucent hell death wish
  01/29/10
yeah, seeing him again tonight RM is sleeping over with her...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
The stage is set for more flame, DON'T MISS TONIGHT GUYS.
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
Jesus god can this be any more obvious? This is OVERT TABLE...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
are you dumb? i constantly overshare for maximum interest.
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
No, this is flame, and it's stale, and for the love of god I...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
agreed dood. are we FRIENDS
honey-headed theatre
  01/29/10
tyty, this madness must be stopped
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
You and MPP, help me end it. Find everything out about her.
arousing rehab becky
  01/29/10
wtf do i want to spend energy on the box for
honey-headed theatre
  01/29/10
To stop the abomination that is this flame.
arousing rehab becky
  01/29/10
i would prefer xo stop it on its own, without resorting to o...
honey-headed theatre
  01/29/10
this
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
if it's flame, i'm flaming my therapist, too
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
Dude, that was such a random poast that could have no other ...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
you seem to be overlooking that possibility that i am both a...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
Non-responsive, so I'll repeat - Dude, that was such a r...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
it was entirely responsive; i don't know what else to say
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
Say "I typed that poast because I wanted to set the tab...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
SAY IT
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
i typed the post because i wanted to set the stage for the a...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
False. If that was the case you would have either (1) said ...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
this is a stretch, friend
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
now SAY IT
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
Help me end it.
arousing rehab becky
  01/29/10
agreed wholly
honey-headed theatre
  01/29/10
...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
i've notified authorities
Emerald zippy community account church building
  01/29/10
what do you think of that picture with someone's semen on it...
jet multi-colored partner
  01/29/10
pretty sure it was photoshopped
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
let's hope..
jet multi-colored partner
  01/29/10
don't do it. you're a top flight hhm-threader
Razzmatazz swollen dog poop depressive
  01/29/10
Jesus. You are DUMBER than Rudolph.
Shivering base
  01/29/10
Credited. Her stupidity will be the death of her.
Pink mental disorder
  01/29/10
She's not stupid, just naive. It's not her fault.
galvanic degenerate meetinghouse
  01/29/10
honestly, at this point, it is her fault, with XO, a "t...
Gold beady-eyed stag film karate
  01/29/10
for the fucking love of god stop responding to this flame.
honey-headed theatre
  01/29/10
I don't know what it is, but I truly loathe this flame. Oth...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
we are FRIENDS.
honey-headed theatre
  01/29/10
this thread is now about whether or not i should stay in and...
red yapping old irish cottage
  01/29/10
this
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
where is the party wouldn't it be in wriston or that quad t...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
no most old people (except me) live off campus
red yapping old irish cottage
  01/29/10
well there's that black frat i guess only freshman girls go...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
the black frat is for all providence schools and mostly fill...
red yapping old irish cottage
  01/29/10
i see i see
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
Stay and come to the xo party.
galvanic degenerate meetinghouse
  01/29/10
id have to get totally cocked if i go, because while they're...
red yapping old irish cottage
  01/29/10
Sorry I wasn't clearer. http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?t...
galvanic degenerate meetinghouse
  01/29/10
no
red yapping old irish cottage
  01/29/10
pwn3d
galvanic degenerate meetinghouse
  01/29/10
dude those negros are bad news
razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria
  01/29/10
no man we coo
red yapping old irish cottage
  01/29/10
he'll be here in ~an hour; am organizing my music to kill ti...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
this is a situation where one of you just stops calling the ...
Glittery Magenta Circlehead Mediation
  01/29/10
but i like him and wanna be with him if we can have a functi...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
You mean if he can do a passable imitation of being a regula...
plum property pistol
  01/29/10
i'm flabbergasted.
Glittery Magenta Circlehead Mediation
  01/29/10
imo the attraction to a sort of risky relationship goes alon...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
your problem is you were born upper middle class and never h...
Glittery Magenta Circlehead Mediation
  01/29/10
i see what you're saying, but idk if i necessarily seek exci...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
lol, you should bookmark this post and read it again in 4 ye...
Appetizing sapphire ceo piazza
  01/29/10
well know that you'll prolly keep this up until it either ne...
Glittery Magenta Circlehead Mediation
  01/29/10
Lulz re "uneven power dynamics" when the dude is a...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
ur dumb this guy is psycho trash and you're setting yoursel...
Appetizing sapphire ceo piazza
  01/29/10
cr, because non-abusive doods who aren't losers don't want h...
Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha
  01/29/10
As someone who seems to have something in common with this g...
Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha
  01/29/10
if i want the relationship to be that way, what's so bad abo...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
You think you do, but you're going to get in over your head....
Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha
  01/29/10
honestly, this is refreshing, considering that the consensus...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
I honestly believe you're just self-exploring, and you're pr...
Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha
  01/29/10
this is pretty much what the psychologist i saw this morning...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
Fine, but I think you should call the dude and tell him some...
Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha
  01/29/10
i can't just cut someone off
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
Then you're not prepared for this kind of situation.
Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha
  01/29/10
Seriously though, after looking at that picture, I cannot fa...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
That this question remains unanswered further solidifies my ...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
What do you think the powerful side of a "disparate pow...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
Not pathetic?
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
That seems kind of backwards, really. Why would a nonpathet...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
I'm not sure this particular line of questioning will go ove...
Metal racy box office pervert
  01/29/10
lulz
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
But I think I have a point. An alpha master man is not goin...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
You have a very good point, and I think it says something ab...
Metal racy box office pervert
  01/29/10
lulz, who thinks he's alpha? Edit: I'm giving xo the ben...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
pretty sure the box was the only person who called this cret...
Milky personal credit line market
  01/29/10
Yeah. Here's the thing. I'm pro-weird sex. I like weird s...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
This all seems right.
Metal racy box office pervert
  01/29/10
Yeah but I mean there has to be some basis from which the po...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
Well, she's excited by submission, clearly. I assume she's ...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
See my last poast below about the blooper reel, it pretty mu...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
Granted, but I mean more in the aspects of his life other th...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
Look, he's older and more experienced. That can be bait for ...
Metal racy box office pervert
  01/29/10
Older and more experienced does not make up for short, chubb...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
I think it's been abundantly established that the box has ve...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
Perceptions of social status and coolness and power can inde...
Metal racy box office pervert
  01/29/10
TBF, I'm going to put myself further out on a limb here and ...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
I don't think that being insecure and being a bad person are...
Metal racy box office pervert
  01/29/10
I think he's real. I asked box if this was flame, and I don...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
No, u.
Fishy frisky round eye set
  01/29/10
lololololol
Milky personal credit line market
  01/29/10
Yeah, you wouldn't want to be rude to the guy who's trying t...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
The poster above and the psychologist are both right. There...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
there's no hope for her man, she's going to have to learn th...
Appetizing sapphire ceo piazza
  01/29/10
Oh, no doubt, but hopefully when that happens she can look b...
Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha
  01/29/10
You can always call, tell him not to come, and never talk to...
Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha
  01/29/10
see above
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
good thing you let him make that video before your "rel...
brass travel guidebook point
  01/29/10
lol
Appetizing sapphire ceo piazza
  01/29/10
...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
Uggh this flame is irresistable. It's a pity flame-generati...
plum property pistol
  01/29/10
i am not lying, just oversharing
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
The reason it's such good flame is that I believe it could b...
plum property pistol
  01/29/10
i believe it BECAUSE it's absurd. if it were not absurd, i w...
slate passionate boistinker boltzmann
  01/29/10
TMI!
slate passionate boistinker boltzmann
  01/29/10
whatd it say
Milky personal credit line market
  01/29/10
what did it say?
Exciting factory reset button
  01/29/10
what did it say
Appetizing sapphire ceo piazza
  01/29/10
it wasn't that ridiculous. dude told her to have various bod...
brass travel guidebook point
  01/29/10
good idea editing this one out. this was too cliched, and no...
Light magical ape
  01/29/10
lol, everybody on this forum is just old. it's not like you'...
red yapping old irish cottage
  01/29/10
why are you not partying with black ppl mang
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
old people here don't get start drinking until 10 or 11, bec...
red yapping old irish cottage
  01/29/10
oh i forgot it was so early
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
cr
Milky personal credit line market
  01/29/10
there's a big difference between an 18 year old girl and a 2...
Light magical ape
  01/29/10
no there's not. when i was 18 i was probably better at the i...
red yapping old irish cottage
  01/29/10
wtf does being "better at the internet" have to do...
Light magical ape
  01/29/10
FLAME
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
yeah, you and i have had our differences in the recent past,...
Light magical ape
  01/29/10
i think you just forget how dumb and naive most 18 year old ...
Appetizing sapphire ceo piazza
  01/29/10
If a girlfriend of yours asked you whether she should stay w...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
yeah that's sort of how i started thinking about it when i w...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
You can try that, but I don't think it will work. He'll eit...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
rofl your psychologist likes the money from the insurance fi...
Glittery Magenta Circlehead Mediation
  01/29/10
what kind of ttt school did you go to that made students pay...
red yapping old irish cottage
  01/29/10
Do you know this guy well enough for that to even be worth i...
Metal racy box office pervert
  01/29/10
BETTER LOOKING TOO HTMFH
Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha
  01/29/10
Yeah, jesus fucking christ. I think she's assuming a lot ab...
Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha
  01/29/10
Yeah, she's going to come out of this really fucked up if sh...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
...
Indigo theater party of the first part
  01/29/10
seriously please delete i don't want people going all /b/ on...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
holy shit she has bad taste
slate passionate boistinker boltzmann
  01/29/10
how tall are your parents? if you and rach form babby will i...
red yapping old irish cottage
  01/29/10
mom is 5'7" & my dad is 5'10" / 11" i...
slate passionate boistinker boltzmann
  01/29/10
why? girls always have way more problems would you autoab...
red yapping old irish cottage
  01/29/10
there just seems to be a lot of girls in my family. i have 3...
slate passionate boistinker boltzmann
  01/29/10
boys require better nutrition during pregnancy.
Cyan indian lodge
  01/29/10
they say that women with a higher level of testosterone are ...
slate passionate boistinker boltzmann
  01/29/10
Do you think you carry the seeing-dead-people gene and that ...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
what was this
honey-headed theatre
  01/29/10
tcq
razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria
  01/29/10
k wish me luck
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
Good luck! Be strong. :)
galvanic degenerate meetinghouse
  01/29/10
No. I'm going to encourage you to be smart and sensible and...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
i think we already know how this is going to go down, sadly
Milky personal credit line market
  01/29/10
We know who is going down.
submissive generalized bond national security agency
  01/29/10
lol that didn't go as planned but i feel a lot better about ...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
lemme guess, you got strangled again.
learning disabled bawdyhouse cuckold
  01/29/10
i mean we did some stuff but then i talked to him afterward ...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
I'm so disappointed. I had high hopes for you.
galvanic degenerate meetinghouse
  01/29/10
we talked about important things.
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
So he came, and you talked about important things, and found...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
yes
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
For the love of god,HAVE PATIENCE before you try this step i...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
get on gchat
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
No.
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
please?
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
No.
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
why not
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
Because I got called up tonight to do emergency research for...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
OK. i sent you an e-mail for whenever you're on.
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
Yeah, like what?
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
boundaries; respect; trust
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
For a girl who shares everything, you're sure being reticent...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
Awesome.
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
if you didn't catch that... we'll talk later; i'm gonna go ...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
Have fun. I think I'm washing my hands of this particular t...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
Do flame more. By all means, flame all over the place.
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
did some stuff? wtf be more graphic please.
razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria
  01/29/10
In the one hour, they had intercourse in 14 different positi...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
anal to mouth?
razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria
  01/29/10
That would actually be awesome.
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/29/10
she will like it.
razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria
  01/29/10
i lol'd
garnet ticket booth hairy legs
  01/29/10
god this is insufferable flame. MEN DO NOT THINK MOST CLEARL...
Milky personal credit line market
  01/29/10
tintcr
chest-beating aquamarine cruise ship
  01/29/10
wrong
Appetizing sapphire ceo piazza
  01/29/10
you would really open up to some chick just because you shot...
Milky personal credit line market
  01/29/10
Good god are you an insufferable cunt. Please DIAF.
Fishy frisky round eye set
  01/29/10
wait, you didn't mean your life? FUCK.
Onyx chad
  01/29/10
assuming arguendo not flame, how long until box gets herpes?
razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria
  01/29/10
i'll go into more detail about the conversation later; i'm g...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/29/10
i hope you do not get raped.
razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria
  01/29/10
This flame has clearly jumped the shark. It played out exac...
fighting digit ratio
  01/29/10
these threads are trully the products of a demented mind.
razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria
  01/29/10
how can anyone pay attention to any of these cam whores? ...
obsidian violent parlor
  01/29/10
Jesus. You're already getting abysmal grades at brown, and n...
gaped pocket flask house
  01/29/10
I've officially stopped caring.
Sepia soggy kitty cat
  01/29/10
Probably the right thing to do. It's either flame, or she's...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
yup.
Sepia soggy kitty cat
  01/29/10
...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
you seem insufferable.
razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria
  01/29/10
I really am.
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
it's aight dude. anyone posting here on friday night is a p...
razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria
  01/29/10
Yeah, my insufferableness is really other people's problem. ...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/29/10
I'm kinda sad for her, but yeah. I've seen enough good girls...
gaped pocket flask house
  01/29/10
CR. Bump this thread in a few weeks when everyone who couns...
Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha
  01/30/10
are you into scrapbooking?
Big famous landscape painting temple
  01/29/10
okay i'm back. idk what to say about the conversation.....
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
Well, he did a good job belittling your concerns. I'm somewh...
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/30/10
so.....you didn't break up with him. surprising.
Concupiscible shaky stage
  01/30/10
that was never my plan. my plan was to talk to him about st...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
So he really went out of his way once again to talk about ho...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/30/10
Presumably to put pressure on her to step up.
citrine area juggernaut
  01/30/10
No, if on the off chance this isn't flame, it's because he's...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/30/10
Strikes me as an odd thing to say out of insecurity, but ok.
citrine area juggernaut
  01/30/10
I dunno what else to tell you man, it's like I said above......
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/30/10
Also to communicate that he can get something else whenever ...
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/30/10
Right exactly. "I don't want to do anything you're unc...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/30/10
"I don't want to do anything you're uncomfortable with ...
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/30/10
I don't even think it's so much to actually get the play as ...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/30/10
It's a good move. It's in some books.
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/30/10
I think it's in the bible, actually.
citrine area juggernaut
  01/30/10
Awesome. You see why I do this. So I can do that someday.
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/30/10
didn't really go out of his way.
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
Lulz. Again, if this is not flame, this guy's not a bad guy...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/30/10
lol market value? really the choking thing i dont think aff...
razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria
  01/30/10
he says he won't have sex with me if i don't want it.
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
srsly though if he's fucked many girls he probably has herpe...
razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria
  01/30/10
I'm pleased he managed to navigate that tricky line of quest...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/30/10
"Will you force me to have sex if I don't want it?"...
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/30/10
But how dramatic will being blackmailed into giving up her p...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/30/10
I think it's exactly the kind of exciting experience she mig...
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/30/10
right now i'm at this interesting part where he's talking ab...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
This is because there's a chance he's a virgin too. uys j...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/30/10
seriously, you need to take a step back and look at your lif...
Light magical ape
  01/30/10
man i don't think normality is a good reason to do (or not d...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
meeting a random art student off the internet, giving him a ...
fragrant private investor
  01/30/10
again, if this is not flame, this whole bullshit 'relationsh...
Light magical ape
  01/30/10
It's exactly like cutting, with a side dish of eating too mu...
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/30/10
You're a fucking idiot. Enjoy becoming a used-up whore befo...
nudist unholy son of senegal
  01/30/10
Why the JD hate bro?
fragrant private investor
  01/30/10
ITE it's done better than some others, like DLA Piper / Maye...
nudist unholy son of senegal
  01/30/10
yeah, that was uncalled for.
Sooty lascivious dopamine
  01/30/10
i kept sound recorder on on my computer so that i could reco...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
you are a very odd person.
fragrant private investor
  01/30/10
i just pronounced "Machiavellian" wrong and told h...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
yeah i guess this was sort of a creepy thing to do
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
What is creepy is that you taped it in fear that you may be ...
fragrant private investor
  01/30/10
rofl good point
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
Are you off your fuckin meds?
fragrant private investor
  01/30/10
she didn't fear her death. not intensely enough for it to m...
razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria
  01/30/10
80% b/c i'm OCD and like to have a record of things 20% b/c...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
Afraid something would happen? Like rape?
fragrant private investor
  01/30/10
yes, answer her flame cry for help.
razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria
  01/30/10
i understand if you didn't read this long thread, but i am n...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
I mean nothing says love like a rape blow job / forced belt ...
fragrant private investor
  01/30/10
Nor should you be. Now it can happen the normal way- Slow co...
Vigorous Avocado Den Shitlib
  01/30/10
Everybody gets their cherry popped sooner or later.
citrine area juggernaut
  01/30/10
Couldn't agree more. People are making a pretty big deal...
Vigorous Avocado Den Shitlib
  01/30/10
Agreed. I enjoy a good moral panic about our wayward teenag...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/30/10
yeah that sort of thing
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
And the recording would protect you just how? I think that'...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/30/10
idk it's an OCD thing. having a record of things is always ...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
How long until we get to see nude pics and vids?
fragrant private investor
  01/30/10
he spoke very scornfully about people who would post private...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
I'll settle for some pics
fragrant private investor
  01/30/10
LOL just like those pastors who rage against gays and turn ...
Orchid pozpig
  01/30/10
She's dumb.
nudist unholy son of senegal
  01/30/10
please link to threads explaining the choking thing. i do ...
contagious brindle cumskin location
  01/30/10
okay it's starting to get to serious stuff he asked if i'...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
I'm not comfortable buying some Za for you. Choking me with ...
fragrant private investor
  01/30/10
lol... i mean, i was.
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
How exactly does a virgin who does not drink or party allow ...
fragrant private investor
  01/30/10
Serious Q here- have you given a normal, no frills BJ yet? Y...
Vigorous Avocado Den Shitlib
  01/30/10
lol yeah i have
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
Lulz, this plays exactly into what I was saying. EXACTLY.
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/30/10
This is just like the lie about the 34 girls shit, it's just...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/30/10
idk maybe he was hungry but this is interesting insight, ty
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/30/10
lol this is a good exchange "i'm really paranoid! i h...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
jesus fucking christ i dont even know where to begin
Orchid pozpig
  01/30/10
*he laughs* "no, no, i trust you, i think you're genui...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
"agreed. i mean, i'm not like trying to make you out t...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
i've replayed this like three times and can't make this one ...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
okay i got it. "and it's possible that you're just rea...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
Do you guys ever talk about anything other than your relatio...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/30/10
yes, i'm skipping over those parts. jeez.
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
I don't believe that. I think you're both kind of boring. ...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/30/10
You trust everybody. He's really good at seeming overtly unt...
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/30/10
credited i wouldn't trust this guy to water my lawn.
Orchid pozpig
  01/30/10
What next, he's twitching while he carves "RAPEKILL&quo...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/30/10
tbtp ---- me: "does this objectively mean you're goin...
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  01/30/10
Shut up, you stupid stupid cunt
stimulating shrine
  01/30/10
you need to convert this to mp3 and upload
Emerald zippy community account church building
  01/30/10
this is the worst thing i could possibly do
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
And when has that ever stopped you.
citrine area juggernaut
  01/30/10
is posting excerpts oversharing? i can stop if i should
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
not at all, keep going
Orchid pozpig
  01/30/10
I suppose it depends on what your goals are, and they're tot...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/30/10
"should i trust you?" "ummm... iunno" ...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
"i would not--i would never mutilate and kill you"...
Orchid pozpig
  01/30/10
My new goal for this weekend is to work that into a conversa...
abusive painfully honest address
  01/30/10
"what's (c)" "...you didn't address (a)!&quo...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
(some boring stuff) "i guess i mean... taking advanta...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
Pretty sure a guy is running bad "I've fucked 34 girls&...
Vigorous Avocado Den Shitlib
  01/30/10
DESCRIBE the amount of heroin you two use
fragrant private investor
  01/30/10
and how much it sucks being scottish
Orchid pozpig
  01/30/10
"but like, will you get bored of me, if i don't want th...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
*talks about how pretentious the music i listen to is*
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
"...also, it's like, okay. so objectively, if i were s...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
This is exactly the kind of bullshit emotional appeal that I...
Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha
  01/30/10
i don't think his motivation is to hurt or ruin me; i think ...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
lol, the 18 year old concerned about making some guy who vid...
Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha
  01/30/10
"hedonists" was of course extreme i still don't...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
because you're not. you're rationalizing your role in this ...
Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha
  01/30/10
i'm beginning to think that this "participating in a se...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
You don't live your life for other people, but your actions ...
Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha
  01/30/10
"...but i dunno! it seems like people who do... who e...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
"i, i don't respect you, i don't know you very well. i...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
lol so did you buy pizza for him? i imagine this money is y...
razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria
  01/30/10
no too lazy
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
OK, now you're just trying to find fault.
citrine area juggernaut
  01/30/10
Listen, boxxy. If you're gonna keep this guy on the payroll,...
Frozen pisswyrm idiot
  01/30/10
tyft.
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/30/10
tcr
Orchid pozpig
  01/30/10
178
Light magical ape
  01/30/10
the bowser t-shirt may be the most amusing part of this whol...
Emerald zippy community account church building
  01/30/10
None of it's real, but I just wanted to bring it up again be...
Frozen pisswyrm idiot
  01/30/10
what's the bowser thing
Rough-skinned Hairraiser Principal's Office
  01/30/10
her new squeeze has a bowzer t shirt and batman tattoo
Orchid pozpig
  01/30/10
And probably a leather cuff bracelet thing with studs on it.
Frozen pisswyrm idiot
  01/30/10
OFS
Orchid pozpig
  01/30/10
like super mario style? or am i unaware of what "bowze...
Rough-skinned Hairraiser Principal's Office
  01/30/10
yeah man, his pics are on another thread
Orchid pozpig
  01/30/10
post the link dooder
Rough-skinned Hairraiser Principal's Office
  01/30/10
http://i48.tinypic.com/1ox4zs.jpg
Emerald zippy community account church building
  01/30/10
that's her dood? what's his deal
Rough-skinned Hairraiser Principal's Office
  01/30/10
idk lol
Emerald zippy community account church building
  01/30/10
He just looks like a dood to me.
citrine area juggernaut
  01/30/10
with a batman tattoo in a bowser tshirt.
doobsian disturbing institution dingle berry
  01/30/10
dammit, link me to the chokefuck thread or at least tell me ...
contagious brindle cumskin location
  01/30/10
There's no chokefuck thread. A bunch of us coordinate by em...
citrine area juggernaut
  01/30/10
did you get the new one I just sent you?
fragrant private investor
  01/30/10
It's not possible to email me, so no.
citrine area juggernaut
  01/30/10
youre very intelligent
fragrant private investor
  01/30/10
it's called like "how alpha is my bf" or something...
doobsian disturbing institution dingle berry
  01/30/10
this topic climaxed mid-week, fertile ground for posting b.c...
Maniacal Field
  01/30/10
what an amusing trainwreck.
wonderful house-broken sandwich abode
  01/30/10
isn't it though
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
a boring trainwreck, from the transcript.
Sadistic athletic conference
  01/30/10
yeah all that was said was basically: me: i'm worried b/c ...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
Did anyone else expect this thread to be about suicide?
Sadistic athletic conference
  01/30/10
i'm going to sleep. thank you guys for your concern, and i'...
buff turdskin giraffe
  01/30/10
The risk associated with *The SITUATION* has to do with the ...
pea-brained territorial nursing home
  01/30/10
You are actually running IRL flame now to get attention on x...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/30/10
why'd you block her on gchat
Rough-skinned Hairraiser Principal's Office
  01/30/10
Aggregate obnoxiousness. Just got to be too much for me. I...
Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale
  01/30/10
you make me nauseous
boyish half-breed elastic band
  01/30/10
i'd like to be clear that the vast majority of posters reall...
greedy sinister coffee pot range
  01/30/10
hey man r u an alison brie fan
red yapping old irish cottage
  01/30/10
dunno who is she?
greedy sinister coffee pot range
  01/30/10
So this is how XO dies... with thunderous posting.
Aromatic Embarrassed To The Bone Kitchen
  01/30/10
Don't put too much stock in what your therapist says. They ...
dashing sick blood rage incel
  01/30/10
Pro Tip: Interacting with The Box is much less frustratin...
mind-boggling fortuitous meteor
  01/30/10
Yeah, most posters here are probably in the 23-28 range, and...
gaped pocket flask house
  01/30/10
lol what are you gonna say? "Um I post on this internet...
dashing sick blood rage incel
  01/30/10
stfu
sable trailer park
  01/30/10
lol
Irradiated nibblets trump supporter
  03/22/10
...
sable trailer park
  03/22/10
i hate that you bumped this, but while it's up, i guess i ca...
buff turdskin giraffe
  03/22/10
...
Excitant French Chef
  06/02/10
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Excitant French Chef
  06/02/10
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Vermilion floppy chapel cuckoldry
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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:18 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

it was fun while it lasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953783)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:19 PM
Author: pea-brained territorial nursing home

end xoxo? or end things with the chokeraper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953789)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:19 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

the latter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953794)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: pea-brained territorial nursing home

is it because you respect the xoxo board opinion and came to your senses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953803)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:21 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

no, it's b/c i realized it might be better occasionally to do what i objectively should rather than what i want to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953816)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:22 PM
Author: pea-brained territorial nursing home

*looks confused* does not compute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953827)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:27 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

objective normativity based on risk-benefit analysis &c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953876)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: Trip prole tanning salon

fuck, brown has ruined you already.

come again, in english?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953957)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:38 PM
Author: pea-brained territorial nursing home

tyft. i felt like a tard for a moment then i realized she was spouting highfalutin academic babble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953989)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:39 PM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

She wants something now. But it's based on emotion and not a projection of how she will feel later. If she quantifies her pleasure now and pleasure later, she realizes that ending this is probably the best route to maximizing total pleasure, iterated over a reasonable period of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954000)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:40 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

that's actually not quite it

it's more like, the VERY SMALL (in terms of likelihood) risk is so significant (in terms of magnitude) that based on expected payoff i should end it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954010)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:41 PM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

That's called taking reasonable care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954018)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:22 PM
Author: diverse legend

holy shit hand formula

you should definitely go to law school and become a FRONTROWJEWGUNNER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955672)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 1:44 PM
Author: Very tactful filthy resort clown

Learned Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13960891)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:19 PM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

Remember to scramble your password, but copy and paste and write it down somewhere so you can come back in a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953795)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:19 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

lol not that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953800)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

Give him your therapist's number. There's a good chance he's going to cut his arms to shreds tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953810)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: Milky personal credit line market

pretty sure you're gonna end up in a ditch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953811)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:22 PM
Author: arousing rehab becky

We can only hope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953820)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:23 PM
Author: Shimmering New Version University

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953838)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:22 PM
Author: translucent hell death wish

Seriously though, public place. And start carrying mace w/ you if you don't already. He's probably just weird, but could always be a psycho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953826)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:24 PM
Author: Odious Spot Mood

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE OFF WITH ME LUCKY CHARMS YOU UNGRATEFUL CUNT!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953845)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:21 PM
Author: fighting digit ratio

Do not do it in person.

Also, if your building has security, make sure they know that he is not welcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953819)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:22 PM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

If they ask why, you can tell them he tried to choke you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953825)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:22 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

what

of course i'm gonna do it in person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953830)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:23 PM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

No. Do not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953842)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:25 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

it's not gonna be an explicit breakup

it's gonna be a "if this is all about sex and we can't do platonic stuff, too, i don't think i want to be involved in this relationship"

and he'll probably decide i'm not worth the effort

i touched upon this thru texts earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953855)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:26 PM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

This is epically stupid on your part. He'll find a way to keep it going. Have you ever expressed a wish or desire before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953869)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:28 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

well if he wants to keep it going then it's all good

this is like a litmus test man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953887)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:29 PM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

What.

So the problem is that the chokefucking wasn't accompanied by flowers. Are you joking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953892)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

no

this is going to determine whether he's interested in me as a person to hang out with or just in the sex

based on texts exchanged earlier, i think it'll turn out to be the latter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953907)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:32 PM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

lol. This'll be fun. If he can't manipulate you at this incredible, actually unbelievable, level of weak will then he is truly a poor piece of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953926)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:32 PM
Author: Metal racy box office pervert

You seem to be ignoring the third possibility, that he's interested enough in the sex to feign interest in you as a person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953927)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: Marvelous Site

Bingo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953944)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:34 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

i guess i sort of don't see the problem with that

if we're both getting what we want, then it's a symbiotic (thus healthy) relationship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953951)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

FLAME FLAME JESUS FLAMEDY FLAME STOP RESPONDING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953959)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: Marvelous Site

God Almighty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953963)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:36 PM
Author: arousing rehab becky

This is untrue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953964)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:36 PM
Author: Metal racy box office pervert

He's not really going to give you what you want. He's going to give you the minimal amount that he thinks will keep you waiting around for him to shape up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953966)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:36 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

honestly if he's willing to put in that much effort then he passes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953971)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

Flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953978)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:37 PM
Author: Metal racy box office pervert

I guess we all have to date this guy at some point in our lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953981)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:45 PM
Author: Odious Spot Mood

only if you are a trashy dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954048)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:38 PM
Author: Pink mental disorder

Why are you so fucking desperate? Just find someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953988)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:44 PM
Author: Milky personal credit line market

credited. what is so awesome about this dood's pot o' gold? i'm sure there are plenty of chokerapists in the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954043)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 1:47 PM
Author: Very tactful filthy resort clown

*slowly raises hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13960904)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: thriller rambunctious sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13962155)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz swollen dog poop depressive

this.

plus the 4th possibility that he just gets turned off by this he's just not that into you playbook litmus test BS and tells her to fuck off.

and the fifth possibility that this is all flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953974)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:38 PM
Author: Metal racy box office pervert

Good points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953990)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:38 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

yeah, i'm pretty sure the 4th possibility is what's gonna happen, and that'll make my decision for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953993)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz swollen dog poop depressive

you get what i'm saying though right? i can tell when girls just talked to their friends or watched a particularly empowering episode of SATC and decided to test me in some way. even if i was willing to do whatever underlying thing the girl wanted, i'd think she was just a stupid annoying girl cause of the test. in other words, if he CTDs you tonight after your test, it doesn't necessarily mean he wasn't ready to be serious or whatever it is you're asking of him.

and i still think this is all flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954071)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: Metal racy box office pervert

This is true, and sadly, the dirtbags are the ones most likely to hang around through the little tests because they know how to subvert them. I think it works a lot better just to ask a guy to do something without the little "or else", and judge him on whether he actually does it - or to judge whether he does it without needing to be asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954117)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:55 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

man it's not a test in that sense. it's a test of whether i want to be with him or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954152)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 6:00 PM
Author: Odious Spot Mood

yeah, but you're not leaving any room for him the fail the test. it's a shitty test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954221)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:36 PM
Author: Trip prole tanning salon

you are such a sad silly little girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953965)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

This is flame, stop responding to it plz kty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953924)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:29 PM
Author: Odious Spot Mood

a litmus test is a terrible idea in this particular scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953899)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:28 PM
Author: Metal racy box office pervert

That's not going to result in a breakup. That's going to result in him halfheartedly taking you to a movie before reverting to form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953884)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:28 PM
Author: Odious Spot Mood

"if"..."i don't think"

lol, you're setting yourself up to be pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953889)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:29 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953898)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:37 PM
Author: Odious Spot Mood

1) he's treating you like an object

2) he believes his access to you is predicated on treating you like an object

3) in order to keep access to you, he will a) agree to meet your litmus test, and b) continue to treat you like an object by only nominally meeting the litmus test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953986)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:45 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&mc=96&forum_id=2#13953951

mutualism bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954053)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:57 PM
Author: Odious Spot Mood

nominally giving you what you want is not the same as giving you what you want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954179)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:29 PM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

Her style says: "Please, manipulate me. I want it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953900)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:23 PM
Author: translucent hell death wish

If she doesn't do it in person the chances of him trying to come see her at some point are greatly increased.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953834)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:22 PM
Author: Cobalt nubile state black woman

Hey, since search isn't working-- did we ever end up hearing from MOW? I haven't been on XO much recently, but I remember being pretty worried for a few days.

Edit. Okay, so this isn't a suicide thread, my b. Who's OP? I'm on a mobile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953824)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:24 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

yep, he showed up a few days later: http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1189979

has been on a bit since then, sporadically--not sure when the last i saw him was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953844)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:26 PM
Author: Cerebral Brunch Candlestick Maker

whoa sweet thread :)))))))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953862)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:29 PM
Author: Cobalt nubile state black woman

ty. Always glad to be reminded that the niggerthreads are the product of chemical imbalances in some dude's brain.

Hope things are well with you, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953894)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:23 PM
Author: puce telephone

lulz, didn't you have like one date with this dood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953837)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:23 PM
Author: translucent hell death wish

lol @ "date"

My dates don't usually end like that :/ I need to start dating Brown girls I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953843)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:26 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

yeah, seeing him again tonight

RM is sleeping over with her BF, which i haven't told him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953864)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

The stage is set for more flame, DON'T MISS TONIGHT GUYS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953868)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

Jesus god can this be any more obvious? This is OVERT TABLE SETTING. NO reason for this information to be divulged, except to create continuity for more flame later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953909)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

are you dumb? i constantly overshare for maximum interest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953921)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

No, this is flame, and it's stale, and for the love of god I want it to end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953929)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: honey-headed theatre

agreed dood. are we FRIENDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953936)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

tyty, this madness must be stopped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953942)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:38 PM
Author: arousing rehab becky

You and MPP, help me end it. Find everything out about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953987)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:39 PM
Author: honey-headed theatre

wtf do i want to spend energy on the box for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953998)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:45 PM
Author: arousing rehab becky

To stop the abomination that is this flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954052)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:48 PM
Author: honey-headed theatre

i would prefer xo stop it on its own, without resorting to outting and me expending effort. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954076)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954099)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

if it's flame, i'm flaming my therapist, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953937)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

Dude, that was such a random poast that could have no other discernible purpose. You really should have waited until someone asked you where it was going to occur, but you couldn't stifle the giddy anticipation building within and had to try to slip it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953954)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

you seem to be overlooking that possibility that i am both attention whoring and telling the truth

that is generally my style, and this is no exception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953962)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

Non-responsive, so I'll repeat -

Dude, that was such a random poast that could have no other discernible purpose. You really should have waited until someone asked you where it was going to occur, but you couldn't stifle the giddy anticipation building within and had to try to slip it in.

You're responding to every poast in this thread immediately, it's not like you would make that independent poast unless there was something you wanted to put on the table that couldn't be made in response to a q you wanted. This is flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953975)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:37 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

it was entirely responsive; i don't know what else to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953985)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

Say "I typed that poast because I wanted to set the table for some retarded story later about the stunted little troll that I flamed up a story about blowing. There's no way I would actually be doing all this retarded shit in real life; I'd have to be literally autistic and blind. ITA, you are a fucking GOD. 180 bro, one fucking eighty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954002)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

SAY IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954091)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

i typed the post because i wanted to set the stage for the attn whoring (in the form of sharing TRUE details about my life) that is to come

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954103)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

False. If that was the case you would have either (1) said in the original poast, or (2) not felt it was necessary to start a new little subthread about it when people were already asking 1 question every 30 seconds. In other words, you started this thread with the OP, but this little part was the whole point, so you could then use it as a segue later tonight or tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954136)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:55 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

this is a stretch, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954147)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

now SAY IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954139)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: arousing rehab becky

Help me end it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953947)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:32 PM
Author: honey-headed theatre

agreed wholly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953925)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953911)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953913)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953914)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953915)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953916)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953918)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:27 PM
Author: Emerald zippy community account church building

i've notified authorities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953877)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:28 PM
Author: jet multi-colored partner

what do you think of that picture with someone's semen on it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953888)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:28 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

pretty sure it was photoshopped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953891)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:29 PM
Author: jet multi-colored partner

let's hope..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953902)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz swollen dog poop depressive

don't do it. you're a top flight hhm-threader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953895)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: Shivering base

Jesus. You are DUMBER than Rudolph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953960)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:38 PM
Author: Pink mental disorder

Credited. Her stupidity will be the death of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13953995)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:47 PM
Author: galvanic degenerate meetinghouse

She's not stupid, just naive. It's not her fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954066)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:40 PM
Author: Gold beady-eyed stag film karate

honestly, at this point, it is her fault, with XO, a "therapist" etc telling how to end this and how horrible it is....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955843)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:40 PM
Author: honey-headed theatre

for the fucking love of god stop responding to this flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954006)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

I don't know what it is, but I truly loathe this flame. Other flame has never bothered me, there's just something I can't put my finger on that has truly raised my ire to the point of absurdity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954019)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:42 PM
Author: honey-headed theatre

we are FRIENDS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954030)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:41 PM
Author: red yapping old irish cottage

this thread is now about whether or not i should stay in and jack off to alison brie because it will literally feel like -10 outside in a few hours or go to a black person party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954021)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954039)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:44 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

where is the party

wouldn't it be in wriston or that quad that's adjacent to wriston (idk what it's called)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954046)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:45 PM
Author: red yapping old irish cottage

no most old people (except me) live off campus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954056)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:47 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

well there's that black frat

i guess only freshman girls go to frat parties lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954067)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: red yapping old irish cottage

the black frat is for all providence schools and mostly filled with jwu guys. this is a party hosted by black people who go to brown, not the black frat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954083)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:50 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

i see i see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954095)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:47 PM
Author: galvanic degenerate meetinghouse

Stay and come to the xo party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954070)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: red yapping old irish cottage

id have to get totally cocked if i go, because while they're good d00ds when black people get together in large groups i have no idea of what the fuck they are talking about, ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954090)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:51 PM
Author: galvanic degenerate meetinghouse

Sorry I wasn't clearer.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206154&mc=55&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954098)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:51 PM
Author: red yapping old irish cottage

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954102)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: galvanic degenerate meetinghouse

pwn3d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954107)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria

dude those negros are bad news

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954125)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: red yapping old irish cottage

no man we coo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13954135)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

he'll be here in ~an hour; am organizing my music to kill time/nervousness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955339)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:46 PM
Author: Glittery Magenta Circlehead Mediation

this is a situation where one of you just stops calling the other.

no dramatic ending necessar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955352)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:46 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

but i like him and wanna be with him if we can have a functional relationship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955360)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: plum property pistol

You mean if he can do a passable imitation of being a regular boyfriend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955372)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:48 PM
Author: Glittery Magenta Circlehead Mediation

i'm flabbergasted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955377)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:49 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

imo the attraction to a sort of risky relationship goes along with my attraction to uneven power dynamics

my therapist doesn't agree that the latter necessitates the former, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955385)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:51 PM
Author: Glittery Magenta Circlehead Mediation

your problem is you were born upper middle class and never had to truly fend for self or deal with any shortage of true life staples. you clearly have too much time on your hands and too much mind to know what to do with it.

you're mostly bored out of your mind and need an exciting life or other stupid stimuli so you do stupid shit and think you need stupid stuff.

i recommend someone dump you in haiti for a couple months with meager resources.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955412)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

i see what you're saying, but idk if i necessarily seek exciting (easily attainable as RISKY) stimuli--it's more like i just go with the flow and if something happens to excite me, cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955426)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: Appetizing sapphire ceo piazza

lol, you should bookmark this post and read it again in 4 years.

you'll fucking cringe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955459)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:03 PM
Author: Glittery Magenta Circlehead Mediation

well know that you'll prolly keep this up until it either nearly screws you over or screws you over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955516)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

Lulz re "uneven power dynamics" when the dude is a treasure troll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955431)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:49 PM
Author: Appetizing sapphire ceo piazza

ur dumb

this guy is psycho trash and you're setting yourself up for a lifetime of abusive relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955387)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:51 PM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha

cr, because non-abusive doods who aren't losers don't want her baggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955414)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:50 PM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha

As someone who seems to have something in common with this guy, you'll never have a normal relationship. He'll manipulate you just enough to keep you around, and probably like the damage and psychodrama he inflicts on you. By doing as little as he can to keep you around, and by knowing you wrestle with it, he derives much more from the relationship than you do. It may be incredibly erotic from it, but you're being used. Depending on how long this goes on, respectable men with options won't touch you, unless you base the entire relationship on a lie about what happened with this fellow from the outset. I don't know who you are, but others do, and you're not very zealous about guarding your identity. There's a chance this could come out, and that likelihood increases each day you post here about this.

I don't really care one way or the other. I'm not trying to be condescending. But you're a smart girl - exercise some future-time orientation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955408)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:52 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

if i want the relationship to be that way, what's so bad about it?

thank you, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955417)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha

You think you do, but you're going to get in over your head. He told you he fucked 34 girls - even if his number is 1/3 of that, that's a considerable amount of experience. You're probably not the first girl he's done this to and probably tested you for this kind of compliance very early on through sexually explicit text messages that you didn't object to right away.

The point is that he won't treat you like a person. He'll put on minstrel shows about how he's trying, and give you a week here and there, but always keep you disoriented and nervous. Even if you claim to hate him, you'll be willing to give yourself up to him to get what you want, because he's deluded you into thinking you'll get if you just jump through one more hoop, do one more degrading act, and diminish yourself in some new way.

I know you're 18 and think you're invincible. For someone who's good at manipulating people, especially younger girls, you're not. In fact, your relative inexperience in these situations makes you more of a prospective victim than you realize. I'll drop the "he'll kill you in an alley hyperbole," because the damage he does to you will be much harder to undo and damage your future relationships until you address it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955494)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

honestly, this is refreshing, considering that the consensus xo opinion is that i'm ALREADY broken and this is just a manifestation of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955501)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:06 PM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha

I honestly believe you're just self-exploring, and you're probably more self-aware than most girls your age about your sexuality. The problem is that you now have this incident to explain. You're also playing with something that you don't know a lot about and is being wielded by someone with more experience, giving him a considerable advantage over you. Physically and sexually you may like that, but it's dangerous without underlying trust, which doesn't seem to be there if you're asking for the guy to treat you as more than a sex object.

You're playing with fire, and someone like this isn't going to change. If you're going to explore these urges, this is the wrong person and the wrong circumstance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955536)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:08 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

this is pretty much what the psychologist i saw this morning said, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955551)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha

Fine, but I think you should call the dude and tell him something came up and you can't see him. Then never talk to him again. The more you see him and think about him, the easier it is for him to manipulate you, which doesn't seem terribly hard for him to do from what you've told us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955561)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:10 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

i can't just cut someone off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955571)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:10 PM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha

Then you're not prepared for this kind of situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955574)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

Seriously though, after looking at that picture, I cannot fathom how anyone could be in a relationship of "disparate power" with that guy. Can someone please explain that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955677)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

That this question remains unanswered further solidifies my case for flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955888)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

What do you think the powerful side of a "disparate power" relationship looks like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955911)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

Not pathetic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955939)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

That seems kind of backwards, really. Why would a nonpathetic person need to degrade a confused teenage girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955951)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: Metal racy box office pervert

I'm not sure this particular line of questioning will go over well on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955957)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955973)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:55 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

But I think I have a point. An alpha master man is not going to film himself spitting on the box with his iPhone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955974)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:59 PM
Author: Metal racy box office pervert

You have a very good point, and I think it says something about the board that people assume that a creep who's massaging his own ego by manipulating a naive girl is some sort of alpha stud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956017)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

lulz, who thinks he's alpha?

Edit: I'm giving xo the benefit of the doubt here and going to assume that any declaration that he was alpha was tongue in cheek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956035)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:17 PM
Author: Milky personal credit line market

pretty sure the box was the only person who called this cretin 'alpha'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956198)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

Yeah. Here's the thing. I'm pro-weird sex. I like weird sex! But that doesn't mean everything goes in every context. I have a lot of trouble seeing anything good in spitting on someone, for example, that early in a relationship, with apparently such a shallow reservoir of trust. I have a lot of trouble imagining a good, strong, capable, confident person *doing* that to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956085)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:13 PM
Author: Metal racy box office pervert

This all seems right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956161)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

Yeah but I mean there has to be some basis from which the power is derived; this guy just seems like pure fail. I just can't buy him having any control.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956021)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

Well, she's excited by submission, clearly. I assume she's looking for an excuse to cede control?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956092)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

See my last poast below about the blooper reel, it pretty much sums my position up...sorry I'm just trying to work on shit and obviously not making progress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956118)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

Granted, but I mean more in the aspects of his life other than degradation. For example, he looks like a treasure troll - physical attraction ding. His behavior is motivated by a fear of losing the party he seeks to subjugate - pussy ding. He's clearly trying desperately to be as zany and out of control as possible; the actual crazies I know don't behave like this at all - secretly boring ding. I bet his poops are below median - defecate ding.

Edit - for instance, the two or three people I've known with sociopathic tendencies were all uniformly attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956006)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:04 PM
Author: Metal racy box office pervert

Look, he's older and more experienced. That can be bait for a lot of young women, especially ones who feel they're savvy and want a challenge. He's offering her a taste of something she's curious about. Plus, he's the sort of slimeball who needs to find girls who don't know any better, because the rest know they should stay away. That looks like a weakness from our perspective, but what it really means is that he's spent a lot of time figuring out how to manipulate this sort of person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956076)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

Older and more experienced does not make up for short, chubby, dorky, and overenthusiastic. I'm just saying that if this weren't flame and box was seriously being manipulated in this manner, it would be devastating to my estimation of her, and I'm simply not willing to accept that.

TBF, the dude just sounds obnoxious. I wonder how many times he tries this game before it works on someone? I want to see a blooper reel of OKC dates, THAT would be the true 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956107)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:09 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

I think it's been abundantly established that the box has very poor taste in men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956134)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:10 PM
Author: Metal racy box office pervert

Perceptions of social status and coolness and power can indeed make up for that and more to a lot of girls. This isn't all that uncommon, and I don't think it says much about Box other than that she's searching and that she ran into the very worst sort of person.

I doubt he meets with women who aren't good targets for him. He probably sends out emails that are written to feel out the right sort of girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956140)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

TBF, I'm going to put myself further out on a limb here and say that if this was real, I don't think the guy would be a bad person necessarily. A guy that did something like this would just have to be horribly insecure to have worked out such a schtick. He's obviously just fucked in the head because of his shortcomings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956160)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:16 PM
Author: Metal racy box office pervert

I don't think that being insecure and being a bad person are mutually exclusive. From what I've read, I suspect the gentleman in question is both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956188)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:17 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

I think he's real. I asked box if this was flame, and I don't think she would lie to me.

I do think he's might be a bad person, because when you cross paths, and attract the eye of, someone younger and more naive than you, and interested in the stuff box is interested in, you have a certain responsibility not to just relentlessly push things forward in service of your own pleasure and excitement. That's called using someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956201)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:07 PM
Author: Fishy frisky round eye set

No, u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956647)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:17 PM
Author: Milky personal credit line market

lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955629)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:21 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

Yeah, you wouldn't want to be rude to the guy who's trying to manipulate you into letting him further degrade you. I swear, girls do so much dumb shit out of a desire to be polite, or whatever you want to call it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955654)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

The poster above and the psychologist are both right. There's nothing wrong with the sort of sex life you want, at all, if it happens inside of a loving, respectful relationship. Outside of that context, it really is abusive, though.

You might feel like you're enjoying the abuse, and that it's thrilling, but you're being preyed on, and you're being damaged. The sort of sex you like can be emotionally harrowing, no matter how much you try to rationalize it away, and if you're not comfortable that you're significant, even special, to your partner, it's just going to get ugly.

EDIT: And unfortunately, you decided to do things out of order, and withholding what's already been given is very, very hard, even in the strongest relationships.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955607)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: Appetizing sapphire ceo piazza

there's no hope for her man, she's going to have to learn this on her own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955503)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:06 PM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha

Oh, no doubt, but hopefully when that happens she can look back and see that XO was trying to steer her in the right direction and not just shit all over her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955543)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha

You can always call, tell him not to come, and never talk to him again. Seems safer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955366)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:48 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

see above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955374)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: brass travel guidebook point

good thing you let him make that video before your "relationship" ended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955367)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:51 PM
Author: Appetizing sapphire ceo piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955415)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955371)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:48 PM
Author: plum property pistol

Uggh this flame is irresistable. It's a pity flame-generation is not a well-paying career in itself because you would be set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955382)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:49 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

i am not lying, just oversharing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955392)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:58 PM
Author: plum property pistol

The reason it's such good flame is that I believe it could be true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955477)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:03 PM
Author: slate passionate boistinker boltzmann

i believe it BECAUSE it's absurd. if it were not absurd, i would have no reason to believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955514)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:50 PM
Author: slate passionate boistinker boltzmann

TMI!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955400)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Milky personal credit line market

whatd it say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955436)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: Exciting factory reset button

what did it say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955465)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: Appetizing sapphire ceo piazza

what did it say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955470)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:04 PM
Author: brass travel guidebook point

it wasn't that ridiculous. dude told her to have various body parts clean for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955524)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: Light magical ape

good idea editing this one out. this was too cliched, and not in keeping with this elaborately-wrought flame. seriously, good job with this flame so far, it's really impressive an 18 year old girl can wind up a bunch of grown-up dudes like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955559)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:30 PM
Author: red yapping old irish cottage

lol, everybody on this forum is just old. it's not like you're that much dumber at 18 than 21 or 22 etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955739)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:31 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

why are you not partying with black ppl mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955749)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:32 PM
Author: red yapping old irish cottage

old people here don't get start drinking until 10 or 11, because they're faggots



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955766)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:33 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

oh i forgot it was so early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955776)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:31 PM
Author: Milky personal credit line market

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955751)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:37 PM
Author: Light magical ape

there's a big difference between an 18 year old girl and a 21 year old girl in terms of sophistication in actively fucking with doods. the box is a real prodigy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955813)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:42 PM
Author: red yapping old irish cottage

no there's not. when i was 18 i was probably better at the internet than i am now at 21, because by this age you don't care as much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955865)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:45 PM
Author: Light magical ape

wtf does being "better at the internet" have to do with a girl understanding how dudes' brains work? a girl who's been through college, actively dated and fucked some doods (none of which the box has done) has a lot more practical experience with guys. she's just very precocious in this sense, because she's here crafted a piece of flame that hits a lot of buttons for the 20-something guys that post here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955881)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955411)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:11 PM
Author: Light magical ape

yeah, you and i have had our differences in the recent past, but on this point we are in total agreement. this flame had a good run of it, and it was very well-done, but it's time for it to die a natural death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955577)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: Appetizing sapphire ceo piazza

i think you just forget how dumb and naive most 18 year old girls are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955580)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 7:58 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

If a girlfriend of yours asked you whether she should stay with a guy who didn't respect her, intended only to use her for sex, and further intended to manipulate her into thinking that her needs were always just about to be met, in order to keep her in the relationship, all while continuously abusing and degrading her, well, I would hope you'd encourage your girlfriend to break it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955483)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

yeah that's sort of how i started thinking about it when i was talking to the psychologist this morning

saying it aloud i was thinking "man if i were someone else i'd say to just break it off"

she didn't encourage me to do so, though--she told me to try to push away the sex stuff for a while until i got to know him better as a person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955495)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:03 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

You can try that, but I don't think it will work. He'll either leave or you'll break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955513)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:06 PM
Author: Glittery Magenta Circlehead Mediation

rofl your psychologist likes the money from the insurance firm and wants this played out so he/she can collect. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955537)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:31 PM
Author: red yapping old irish cottage

what kind of ttt school did you go to that made students pay for therapists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955752)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:23 PM
Author: Metal racy box office pervert

Do you know this guy well enough for that to even be worth it? There are so many other people you can get to know. This guy has already shown signs that he's manipulating you - granted, in a way that you enjoy, but still manipulating - and you've already gone far enough into the realm of sexual experminentation that it's going to be hard for him to back off from it. Sometimes it's better to find someone else who's just as funny, just as smart, just as intriguing, and start off on a less troublesome foot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955682)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:30 PM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha

BETTER LOOKING TOO HTMFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955735)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:03 PM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha

Yeah, jesus fucking christ. I think she's assuming a lot about her capacities for compartmentalization and separating eroticism from emotions - especially for someone who has never had sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955512)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

Yeah, she's going to come out of this really fucked up if she lets it continue, I would guess. The hyper-rational perspective she tries to adopt will not protect her at all -- it will simply cause her not to see the damage while it's happening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955529)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:31 PM
Author: Indigo theater party of the first part

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955756)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

seriously please delete i don't want people going all /b/ on me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955782)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:42 PM
Author: slate passionate boistinker boltzmann

holy shit she has bad taste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955867)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:45 PM
Author: red yapping old irish cottage

how tall are your parents? if you and rach form babby will it break 5'4"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955882)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:47 PM
Author: slate passionate boistinker boltzmann

mom is 5'7" & my dad is 5'10" / 11"

it doesn't matter bc rach & i will only make baby GURLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955892)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: red yapping old irish cottage

why? girls always have way more problems

would you autoabort a boy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955898)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: slate passionate boistinker boltzmann

there just seems to be a lot of girls in my family. i have 3 sisters, for example and no brothers and my mom has 6 sisters and only 2 brothers. and my mom's sister has 4 girls and only 1 boy. i wouldn't abort a boy, and i would no doubt love to have a baby boy but i think i'm going to end up with all girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955914)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:51 PM
Author: Cyan indian lodge

boys require better nutrition during pregnancy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955927)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: slate passionate boistinker boltzmann

they say that women with a higher level of testosterone are more likely to have boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955945)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

Do you think you carry the seeing-dead-people gene and that it's possible some of your girls will have this ability?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955937)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: honey-headed theatre

what was this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956633)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria

tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956682)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

k wish me luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955788)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:35 PM
Author: galvanic degenerate meetinghouse

Good luck! Be strong. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955796)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:36 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

No. I'm going to encourage you to be smart and sensible and respectful of yourself instead, because then you won't need to be lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955801)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 8:38 PM
Author: Milky personal credit line market

i think we already know how this is going to go down, sadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13955825)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: submissive generalized bond national security agency

We know who is going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956088)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

lol that didn't go as planned but i feel a lot better about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956489)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: learning disabled bawdyhouse cuckold

lemme guess, you got strangled again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956538)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:57 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

i mean we did some stuff but then i talked to him afterward (and we all know men think most clearly after coming) and idk i feel like this relationship is a good thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956550)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:59 PM
Author: galvanic degenerate meetinghouse

I'm so disappointed. I had high hopes for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956554)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:59 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

we talked about important things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956561)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

So he came, and you talked about important things, and found more emotional bonds in the hour since you last posted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956574)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956576)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

For the love of god,HAVE PATIENCE before you try this step in your flame. You need to at least make it rational.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956586)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

get on gchat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956589)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956593)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

please?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956598)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956604)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

why not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956609)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

Because I got called up tonight to do emergency research for a pub that's gotta go out monday, and i'm already clearly doing a great job in crunch time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956620)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

OK. i sent you an e-mail for whenever you're on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956628)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

Yeah, like what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956599)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:04 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

boundaries; respect; trust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956622)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

For a girl who shares everything, you're sure being reticent. Now, I'm sure it's not because he sold you a load of bullshit and you're just now realizing that not much of anything was said at all, so why don't you go on and tell us about this conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956642)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:08 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956657)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:09 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956668)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:09 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

if you didn't catch that... we'll talk later; i'm gonna go hang out with people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956669)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:12 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

Have fun. I think I'm washing my hands of this particular trainwreck, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956688)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 9:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

Do flame more. By all means, flame all over the place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956559)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria

did some stuff? wtf be more graphic please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956584)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

In the one hour, they had intercourse in 14 different positions, then went on to discuss their plans for life, favorite books, likes and dislikes, and secret fears. They have a good relationship now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956590)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria

anal to mouth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956610)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

That would actually be awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956613)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria

she will like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956629)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:50 PM
Author: garnet ticket booth hairy legs

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13957123)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Milky personal credit line market

god this is insufferable flame. MEN DO NOT THINK MOST CLEARLY AFTER CUMMING. THEY WILL STILL TELL YOU WHATEVER THEY THINK YOU WANT TO HEAR AT THAT POINT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956637)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:08 PM
Author: chest-beating aquamarine cruise ship

tintcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956658)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:20 PM
Author: Appetizing sapphire ceo piazza

wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956767)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:23 PM
Author: Milky personal credit line market

you would really open up to some chick just because you shot your load? seems to me he'd be more likely to be securing his next nut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956787)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: Fishy frisky round eye set

Good god are you an insufferable cunt. Please DIAF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956573)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: Onyx chad

wait, you didn't mean your life? FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956595)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria

assuming arguendo not flame, how long until box gets herpes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956644)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:10 PM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

i'll go into more detail about the conversation later; i'm gonna go actually interact with people! :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956674)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria

i hope you do not get raped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956693)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:12 PM
Author: fighting digit ratio

This flame has clearly jumped the shark. It played out exactly as one would expect it, if they wanted to titillate xo:

1) I'm going to break up with him

2) We had sex (some form of it) before talking about anything

3) Afterward we magically worked out the issues, enough so that I will stay in this messed up relationship and keep the flame alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956692)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria

these threads are trully the products of a demented mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956703)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:23 PM
Author: obsidian violent parlor

how can anyone pay attention to any of these cam whores?

i guess people are really that fucking lonely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956791)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:22 PM
Author: gaped pocket flask house

Jesus. You're already getting abysmal grades at brown, and now you're letting some loser manipulate you so he can use you for sex?

I know you have to male your pwn mIstakes and all, but try learning one life lesson at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956779)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:31 PM
Author: Sepia soggy kitty cat

I've officially stopped caring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956916)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:32 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

Probably the right thing to do. It's either flame, or she's simply not going to help herself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956923)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:34 PM
Author: Sepia soggy kitty cat

yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956947)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:37 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956969)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria

you seem insufferable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13957029)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:42 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

I really am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13957032)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria

it's aight dude. anyone posting here on friday night is a priori insuffereable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13957064)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:46 PM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

Yeah, my insufferableness is really other people's problem. At least I see it that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13957077)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:37 PM
Author: gaped pocket flask house

I'm kinda sad for her, but yeah. I've seen enough good girls who make poor decisions not to be titilated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956968)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:02 AM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha

CR. Bump this thread in a few weeks when everyone who counseled her to be cautious is vindicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13958746)



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Date: January 29th, 2010 10:33 PM
Author: Big famous landscape painting temple

are you into scrapbooking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13956931)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:26 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

okay i'm back.

idk what to say about the conversation... basically, i talked about how i don't want to be in this relationship if he's just using me for sexual stuff, and that even though i trusted him i felt like i shouldn't put so much trust in him at this point in time, not knowing him well... blah blah blah. and he told me sincerely that he wasn't planning on doing anything i wasn't comfortable with. and i really have no reason not to engage in this relationship if it's what both of us want. i mentioned stuff about it "ruining" me or whatever and he was like "what do you even mean" and i was like "you know... market value..." and he was like "that's such a jewish way of thinking of things" and then elaborated that he's probably not the best person to talk to about that because he fucks a lot of women and doesn't think much about that sort of thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13958981)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:27 AM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

Well, he did a good job belittling your concerns. I'm somewhat impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13958996)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:27 AM
Author: Concupiscible shaky stage

so.....you didn't break up with him. surprising.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13958997)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:30 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

that was never my plan. my plan was to talk to him about stuff and get the relationship to a point where i didn't feel endangered.

i'm seeing him again on wednesday; my next psychologist appt is friday and i hope i have something better to tell her than "i feel safe now." ugh idkkkkk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959032)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:28 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

So he really went out of his way once again to talk about how many women he gets with, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959003)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:30 AM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

Presumably to put pressure on her to step up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959027)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

No, if on the off chance this isn't flame, it's because he's insecure as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959038)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:32 AM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

Strikes me as an odd thing to say out of insecurity, but ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959048)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:33 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

I dunno what else to tell you man, it's like I said above...if this guy isn't flamed up, then I don't think he's a bad person, I just think he has huge self esteem issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959068)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:31 AM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

Also to communicate that he can get something else whenever he wants. Despite being a trollish used car dealer who cannot even make it with a legitimately insane teenager.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959043)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:33 AM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

Right exactly. "I don't want to do anything you're uncomfortable with... but I know a lot of girls who are comfortable with anything."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959062)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:35 AM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

"I don't want to do anything you're uncomfortable with with you. I'll just do it with somebody else who won't make me come out here and talk about my feelings like a little bitch. Now, less talk, more you-know-what."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959077)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

I don't even think it's so much to actually get the play as it is to maintain the facade that he's in control of everything, because he knows that if she stops pursuing he'll be terrified that he can't have her anymore and get desperate and clingy. So he keeps up this faux-player act. I see shit like this bartending all the time; guys will come in and talk about other girls in front of the date they're with, and it's painfully obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959101)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:40 AM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

It's a good move. It's in some books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959114)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:40 AM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

I think it's in the bible, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959118)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:42 AM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

Awesome. You see why I do this. So I can do that someday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959130)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:31 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

didn't really go out of his way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959035)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:32 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

Lulz. Again, if this is not flame, this guy's not a bad guy, he's just desperately insecure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959051)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:37 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria

lol market value? really the choking thing i dont think affects your 'market value' (and i agree that is a kind of a jewish interpretation). what does affect your market value is the fact that this guy is probably dirty as fuck and likely a disease carrier. std are what will hurt your value. and of course a stretched out pussy if and when this fag gets around to doing correspondingly weird things to you down there.

A turned out pussy = bad news. maybe worse than herpes. the good news is most std's are a joke and can be cured easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959097)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:38 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

he says he won't have sex with me if i don't want it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959105)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:39 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria

srsly though if he's fucked many girls he probably has herpes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959112)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:40 AM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

I'm pleased he managed to navigate that tricky line of questioning.

"Will you force me to have sex if I don't want it?"

"Uhh... no?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959115)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:43 AM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

"Will you force me to have sex if I don't want it?"

"No. As a used car dealer, there are so many other options available to me; if you refuse sex, I'll just hit up one of those. Oh, and remember that video I have of you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959135)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:45 AM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

But how dramatic will being blackmailed into giving up her pussy be!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959143)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:47 AM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

I think it's exactly the kind of exciting experience she might find if she goes with the flow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959160)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:46 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

right now i'm at this interesting part where he's talking about how he doesn't really fit in at work because he says/does weird things lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959152)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:42 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

This is because there's a chance he's a virgin too.

uys just don't divulge that they've been with 34 girls if they actually have been with 34 girls, and they certainly won't do it on the first date. It was a calculated lie to project an image; just be careful if this isn't flame. I don't think the guy is bad or nuts, but i do think he's insecure as fuck and might have some issues that could prove volatile and difficult to deal with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959133)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:36 AM
Author: Light magical ape

seriously, you need to take a step back and look at your life here.

either 1) you're trying to get in a serious relationship with an objective scumbag, or

2) you're wasting your friday night, as an undergrad, flaming a bunch of law students

i'm pretty drunk right now so i'm telling you this as someone who doesn't know you and hasn't talked to you much on this board and really doesn't give a shit about this whole situation, flame or not. people say you're attractive (i don't know, i've never seen any picture posted here), and you're obviously smart, so jesus fucking christ stop being a stupid child, stop getting off on your own bullshit neuroses ("oh, i hope i have something to say to my therapist!"), and go out and find a NORMAL UNDERGRAD GUY to be in a NORMAL relationship with, jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959089)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:37 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

man i don't think normality is a good reason to do (or not do) something idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959103)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:39 AM
Author: fragrant private investor

meeting a random art student off the internet, giving him a blow job on the first night, then making him your "boyfriend" is certainly not fucking normal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959113)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:40 AM
Author: Light magical ape

again, if this is not flame, this whole bullshit 'relationship' is you trying to prove to yourself and others that you're edgy and complex. it's like cutting or something. when i say 'normal' i mean you being in a relationship with someone because you have normal romantic feelings for each other. not some fucking choke artist who sees you as a sex toy and you who see him as some way to validate yourself as edgy and complex. do you have any self-awareness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959117)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:41 AM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

It's exactly like cutting, with a side dish of eating too much on purpuse and then talking incessantly about how fat you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959123)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:41 AM
Author: nudist unholy son of senegal

You're a fucking idiot. Enjoy becoming a used-up whore before you can legally drink. No one will care about this flame in a couple days, and then what will you have? You go to Brown, but it could be worse...it's not like you go to Cornell. Get your act together before you become completely worthless. I've missed the pic of this guy but I can sense that he's a fucking loser. Your pathetic flame bores me and I don't really care what happens to you, but if you continue on this course the best you'll be able to do in a few years is a DLA Piper, maybe a Jones Day guy. Enjoy that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959122)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:42 AM
Author: fragrant private investor

Why the JD hate bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959134)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:45 AM
Author: nudist unholy son of senegal

ITE it's done better than some others, like DLA Piper / Mayer Brown / Latham, but it still isn't somewhere people deliberately try to end up at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959148)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:46 AM
Author: Sooty lascivious dopamine

yeah, that was uncalled for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959157)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:32 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

i kept sound recorder on on my computer so that i could record what went on in case i died or something. i'm currently listening to our talk; i'll post interesting stuff if any comes up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959054)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:33 AM
Author: fragrant private investor

you are a very odd person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959066)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:35 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

i just pronounced "Machiavellian" wrong and told him that his drywalling shirt was "prestigious"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959079)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:36 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

yeah i guess this was sort of a creepy thing to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959088)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:37 AM
Author: fragrant private investor

What is creepy is that you taped it in fear that you may be murdered during the course of the evening, but yet went along with it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959100)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:38 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

rofl good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959107)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:41 AM
Author: fragrant private investor

Are you off your fuckin meds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959125)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:45 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria

she didn't fear her death. not intensely enough for it to matter. if she did record something it was in order to potentially post it online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959150)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:46 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

80% b/c i'm OCD and like to have a record of things

20% b/c i was afraid something would happen... not death, ofc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959158)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:48 AM
Author: fragrant private investor

Afraid something would happen? Like rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959163)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:48 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria

yes, answer her flame cry for help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959169)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:49 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

i understand if you didn't read this long thread, but i am no longer worried about my safety at all in this relationship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959174)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:51 AM
Author: fragrant private investor

I mean nothing says love like a rape blow job / forced belt choking on the first date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959189)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:58 AM
Author: Vigorous Avocado Den Shitlib

Nor should you be. Now it can happen the normal way- Slow coercion over 2 weeks to a month culminating in calls of "you don't love me if you wont have sex with me!" to which you will spread your legs.

Or, at least, thats how guys at my HS handled their freshman GFs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959242)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:02 AM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

Everybody gets their cherry popped sooner or later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959269)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:06 AM
Author: Vigorous Avocado Den Shitlib

Couldn't agree more.

People are making a pretty big deal here, but in reality a huge percentage of females (both of good breeding and bad) loose it to a guy who's a few years older and has a good poker face.

2 weeks after she gives it up he'll say she's being "neurotic" and he "needs a girl his own age." The world will keep going around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959293)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:13 AM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

Agreed. I enjoy a good moral panic about our wayward teenager as much as the next guy, but a little perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959346)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:48 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

yeah that sort of thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959170)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:49 AM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

And the recording would protect you just how? I think that's the bit that some of us are having just a bit of trouble understanding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959178)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:50 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

idk it's an OCD thing. having a record of things is always good. so you can review them later and know what went down. memory is fallible.

he just asked in the recording if i was on lexapro lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959186)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:51 AM
Author: fragrant private investor

How long until we get to see nude pics and vids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959194)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:52 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

he spoke very scornfully about people who would post private videos on the I-net and what a shitty thing that is to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959197)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:53 AM
Author: fragrant private investor

I'll settle for some pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959201)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:57 AM
Author: Orchid pozpig

LOL

just like those pastors who rage against gays and turn out to be total fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959224)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:42 AM
Author: nudist unholy son of senegal

She's dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959132)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:54 AM
Author: contagious brindle cumskin location

please link to threads explaining the choking thing. i do not read this board everyday and MUST catch up on this saga.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959209)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:55 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

okay it's starting to get to serious stuff

he asked if i'd buy him pizza and i was all "omg you're using me" (like half-jokingly but not entirely b/c this has come up before) and he was like "if you feel used don't do it. seriously, don't do anything you're not comfortable with."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959213)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:56 AM
Author: fragrant private investor

I'm not comfortable buying some Za for you. Choking me with a belt and jizzing on my grill, totally fine with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959221)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:57 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

lol... i mean, i was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959234)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:59 AM
Author: fragrant private investor

How exactly does a virgin who does not drink or party allow a creepy stranger to A) Force a blow job B) Choke C) Paint your face ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959248)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:03 AM
Author: Vigorous Avocado Den Shitlib

Serious Q here- have you given a normal, no frills BJ yet? You can't REALLY appreciate dat gray poupon until you've had your fair share of plain old yellow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959282)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:13 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

lol yeah i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959344)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

Lulz, this plays exactly into what I was saying. EXACTLY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959230)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:00 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

This is just like the lie about the 34 girls shit, it's just not something people would drop unless they were doing it intentionally; if he was really trying to get you to buy pizza, he'd do it more subtly. He wasn't trying to get pizza, he was trying to get you to worry that he just wanted to use you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959257)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:03 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

idk maybe he was hungry

but this is interesting insight, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959277)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959297)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:02 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

lol this is a good exchange

"i'm really paranoid! i have no self-esteem!"

"you're a fuckin' idiot. you're very pretty; you shouldn't be um... you shouldn't base your self-esteem on that anyway. also you're NOT FAT AT ALL, also i don't care if you're rich or not or whatever"

"okaayyy it's just like... objectively... it's possible that you just view me as a jappy, rich..."

"yeah it's possible. it's also possible that i'm gonna rape and kill you in three days."

"is that a warning"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959274)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:05 AM
Author: Orchid pozpig

jesus fucking christ

i dont even know where to begin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959289)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:07 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

*he laughs*

"no, no, i trust you, i think you're genuine"

"it's possible that i'm gay and just doing this for appearances"

"that's why you needed a video"

"yeah i needed to prove it to people, see guys i'm straight"

"...and you really don't post the videos online, right?"

*scornfully* "no i'm not gonna ever post your videos online"

"videos plural?"

"i'd get in trouble. yeah i took two videos"

"yeah i'm seventeen"

"are you?!"

"no i'm eighteen"

"no your parents are wealthy and jewish; i wouldn't wanna mess with them. plus i'd never do that to anybody; that's awful."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959301)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:10 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

"agreed. i mean, i'm not like trying to make you out to be a horrible person or like i suspect you of being a horrible person. i just have to be, you know, on my guard with new people. you're a freakin' stranger from the Internet."

"mmhmm"

"and it's possible that *something i can't make out and don't remember*"

"it's possible!"

"stoppp you're scaring me" (clearly joking)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959315)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:11 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

i've replayed this like three times and can't make this one line out grrr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959326)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:12 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

okay i got it.

"and it's possible that you're just really good at manipulating people and making them trust you"

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959337)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

Do you guys ever talk about anything other than your relationship that consists of text messages and one date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959355)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:20 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

yes, i'm skipping over those parts. jeez.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959387)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 4:15 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

I don't believe that. I think you're both kind of boring. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959661)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:17 AM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

You trust everybody. He's really good at seeming overtly untrustworthy, which wasn't enough for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959370)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:19 AM
Author: Orchid pozpig

credited

i wouldn't trust this guy to water my lawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959380)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:22 AM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

What next, he's twitching while he carves "RAPEKILL" in his arm with a switchblade, but hahaha, it's so ironic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959400)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:27 AM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

tbtp

----

me: "does this objectively mean you're going to rape and kill me?" (*i was totally joking btw*)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959443)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: stimulating shrine

Shut up, you stupid stupid cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13960841)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:10 AM
Author: Emerald zippy community account church building

you need to convert this to mp3 and upload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959318)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:11 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

this is the worst thing i could possibly do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959322)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:12 AM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

And when has that ever stopped you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959341)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:13 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

is posting excerpts oversharing? i can stop if i should

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959349)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:14 AM
Author: Orchid pozpig

not at all, keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959353)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:15 AM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

I suppose it depends on what your goals are, and they're totally opaque to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959361)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:19 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

"should i trust you?"

"ummm... iunno"

"if i... go too long without wanting to have sex will you force it on me"

"no" (LOL okay joyshtick you called that) (but it was about gauging the WAY HE SAID IT)

"you'll just be like 'fuck it'?"

"no"

"i just feel like, objectively, if i were somebody else, i'd be like, 'you can't really trust a random guy you just met'"

"you sound like you should be drinking some organic tea when you say that. 'objectively...' trust me to what? what aspect? what does that mean? what are you talking about?"

"i mean trust you not to like... (a) take advantage of me, (b) mutilate and kill me..."

"i would not--i would never mutilate or kill you"

"...but the other one?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959382)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:21 AM
Author: Orchid pozpig

"i would not--i would never mutilate and kill you"

ROFL^180

how many people actually say this in their lifetime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959399)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: abusive painfully honest address

My new goal for this weekend is to work that into a conversation somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13962078)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:25 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

"what's (c)"

"...you didn't address (a)!" (i am aware that this all sounds AWKWARD AS FUCK written down. but i say things like this as a giggly teenage girl so i get away with it)

"we'll talk about that after (c) what's (c)"

"ummm (c) was... i think i was just gonna go further with the killing thing, like 'cut me up'"

"okay. oh. well if you... i mean... i just asked you to buy me a pizza... isn't that taking advantage of you?"

"...but you were okay with...?"

"what other choice do i have what are you talking about"

"i don't know!"

"if i were actually trying to manipulate you i'd be trying to trick you into buying me pizza in some bizarre way or something" <-- that was a paraphrase; his phrasing was a wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959430)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:29 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

(some boring stuff)

"i guess i mean... taking advantage of... i guess physically? i mean, aside from as much as i WANT to be taken advantage of."

"don't you like what we're doing right now"

"yeah. but, again, there's always the, you know, what if you cross my... lines...?"

"i won't. *some reassuring stuff i can't make out*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959452)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:32 AM
Author: Vigorous Avocado Den Shitlib

Pretty sure a guy is running bad "I've fucked 34 girls" flame WITHIN your decent "I have a boyfriend" flame.

This is pretty next level stuff, your sure this guys isn't an xoxoer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959471)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:33 AM
Author: fragrant private investor

DESCRIBE the amount of heroin you two use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959474)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:34 AM
Author: Orchid pozpig

and how much it sucks being scottish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959481)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:34 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

"but like, will you get bored of me, if i don't want that for a long time?"

"nah, i like getting head. feels great."

"i don't know what to think! *pause* i mean, i guess if you get bored of me, then we'll worry about that then. are you bored of me yet?!"

"no!"

"i mean, getting head from someone is better than nothing, right?" <-- dumb to say on many levels i know

i have no idea what we say after this; i think it has to do with the texts i sent him earlier and how he was all "i don't have time for platonic stuff!" idk

then we start talking about how often he works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959483)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:39 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

*talks about how pretentious the music i listen to is*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959502)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:49 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

"...also, it's like, okay. so objectively, if i were somebody else, i would be like, 'don't date somebody who just wants to do... sexual stuff... and nothing else' but subjectively... i want it... you know?"

"mmhmm"

"do you understand can you help me resolve this dilemma"

"just do what you want"

"but it's a risk benefit analysis"

"what's the risk?!" *mockingly* getting your heart broken?"

"no... being used and... turning into a worthless whore"

"mmm... i dunno if it's that big of a risk. i mean, i'm doing the same thing you're doing"

"but there's a double standard! ... that was a Brown thing to say."

"i don't think i'd be worried if i were you. i mean if you like me. if you like me and you respect me, then, um..."

"do YOU respect ME? hmm?"

"hold on i'm thinking... i'm going down one track. i don't think you should worry about it. i'm not gonna shit all over you."

"literally, or..."

"figuratively"

"i mean, yeah, subjectively, i agree. but like, everybody... NOBODY would do ANYTHING that foresight would tell them would... ruin... them. so by that logic, there are people who are doing things that they--well, either they lack foresight completely, or--"

"well, some people want to be ruined, and that's a self-destructive thing, and also what are you talking about, being ruined by doing sexual stuff? that's really Jewish, that's a Jewish way of thinking..."

"i dunno, like... *some stuff i can't make out*"

"that's a bad way of thinking of things"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959586)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:56 AM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha

This is exactly the kind of bullshit emotional appeal that I'd make to girls I was manipulating when I was younger and more hateful. I didn't care about any of them; I just wanted to ruin them for other men and inflict pain on them. I didn't have any reason for it, other than I was young, insecure and angry.

He's playing you like a well-tuned instrument, and I can tell you that, sadly, from experience. I realized how unfulfilling my behavior was, but I was also non-ugly and had some things going for me. Not so with this guy. You're in for lots of pain if you go through with this; it's as if this fellow is reading from a script I provided him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959618)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 4:19 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

i don't think his motivation is to hurt or ruin me; i think he just wants to have fun (and so do i!). is it so hard to believe that two hedonists who are just in it for the lulz happened to find each other and build a casual relationship like this? what makes you think that's not the case, besides your own experience?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959682)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 4:25 AM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha

lol, the 18 year old concerned about making some guy who videoed her getting spit and cummed on is a hedonist now. You're fucking deluded, which is more or less what he wants. I'm done. For the record, from someone who has hurt people like you many times before and deeply regrets it as an older, wiser, better-adjusted person: You've been warned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959697)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 4:27 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

"hedonists" was of course extreme

i still don't understand why it's so impossible that we're both just in it for in-the-moment fun... idk what i'm not seeing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959701)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 4:32 AM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha

because you're not. you're rationalizing your role in this as being for fun, and giving him tests he cannot possibly fail to make you feel like less of a slut, but you're in it for the fun if it's a safe place. you're stupid enough to think he's going to give it to you. Tricial McMillan's analysis is the best in this thread - this guy is not only unstable and dangerous, but insecure as well. He didn't promise you anything; he just assured you that you're not the slut whore that you feared becoming. Meanwhile, every single poster warning you about this guy has been vindicated in this thread. He has made zero concessions, but your perception that he will has more or less given him carte blanche over you, despite your denials. Nothing will change and, as this slogs on for weeks, your sympathy on the board will die like your chances of dating any man of integrity (unless, of course, you selectively erase this sordid affair from your memory).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959709)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 4:35 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

i'm beginning to think that this "participating in a sexual relationship for fun will ruin you for all men" thing is an xo sentiment comparable to "going to Brown will be a black stain on your resume." (a) i'm not seeing it--it's a pessimistic exaggeration at best; and (b) i don't live my life for other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959714)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 5:52 AM
Author: Hilarious step-uncle's house alpha

You don't live your life for other people, but your actions do affect how other people perceive and accept you, if at all with regard to the latter. Nobody's saying that choking or aggressive sex are bad for your prospects - just that they're being done so soon and so forcefully by an objective loser. That's all. But hey, you're a certifiable genius and have the world figured out at 18, what the fuck do we know. We're just jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959840)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:59 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

"...but i dunno! it seems like people who do... who engage in sexual--purely sexual--relationships..."

"...are disgusting people?"

"...are lowering their market value!"

"that's a Jewish way to think about it. umm..."

"no, are you, are you not familiar with this type of thinking or do you just disregard it?"

"yeah, if a girl's like, if a girl's had sex with over a certain number of people i think they're a disgusting whore"

"okay"

"piece of shit. trash."

"okay. and if a girl engages in sexual things with somebody in a relationship, or whatever, that is... purely for sexual purposes..."

"i don't know. i guess i don't care. i don't respect them anyway. i'm not the right..."

"yeah, you don't care, exactly"

"not the right guy to talk about--i'm not the right person to talk to about this. 'cause i don't... *can't make out*"

"yeah, we have to go back to that whole... you respecting me thing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959626)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 4:09 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

"i, i don't respect you, i don't know you very well. i don't know what there is to respect necessarily... i think you're"

"you could respect people by default, and then..."

"i think i do respect you by default... i think you're smart, and you're very pretty, and *some stuff i can't make out*"

"but like as a person..."

"i don't know you very well!"

"yeah, and if... *can't make out*"

"well we're talking right now, aren't we?"

"mmhmm"

"*something quiet* i mean, honestly, i... want to do... everything... i want to, but again, from any other person's point of view, i don't know! it's like... what i know i should or should not do..."

"god"

"am i talking way too much about stuff that *something something*"

"you're worrying too much"

"can i REALLY trust you not to overstep"

"yeah! *something something*"

"okay."

"okay?"

"i mean it's easy for you to say that NOW..."

"i won't. i really won't. i never have. and on that note, i'm gonna go home"

*trivial conversation as he gets his stuff together*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959647)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:57 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle demanding school cafeteria

lol so did you buy pizza for him? i imagine this money is your parents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959232)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:58 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

no too lazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959237)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:58 AM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

OK, now you're just trying to find fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959239)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:01 AM
Author: Frozen pisswyrm idiot

Listen, boxxy. If you're gonna keep this guy on the payroll, can you at least enforce some kind of No Bowzer Shirt policy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959263)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959268)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:02 AM
Author: Orchid pozpig

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959272)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:04 AM
Author: Light magical ape

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959284)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:12 AM
Author: Emerald zippy community account church building

the bowser t-shirt may be the most amusing part of this whole fiasco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959334)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:16 AM
Author: Frozen pisswyrm idiot

None of it's real, but I just wanted to bring it up again because my only WTF during this WHOOOOLLLLEEE thing was seeing that shirt. I seriously blurted out "You've gotta be kidding me!" This anonymous male was artfully chosen as the fan boi beta sex machine of our flame dreams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959365)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:19 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Hairraiser Principal's Office

what's the bowser thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959376)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:20 AM
Author: Orchid pozpig

her new squeeze has a bowzer t shirt and batman tattoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959386)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:21 AM
Author: Frozen pisswyrm idiot

And probably a leather cuff bracelet thing with studs on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959392)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:22 AM
Author: Orchid pozpig

OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959403)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:22 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Hairraiser Principal's Office

like super mario style? or am i unaware of what "bowzer" means these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959404)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:23 AM
Author: Orchid pozpig

yeah man, his pics are on another thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959409)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:25 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Hairraiser Principal's Office

post the link dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959427)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:26 AM
Author: Emerald zippy community account church building

http://i48.tinypic.com/1ox4zs.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959438)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:27 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Hairraiser Principal's Office

that's her dood? what's his deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959442)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:28 AM
Author: Emerald zippy community account church building

idk lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959448)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:29 AM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

He just looks like a dood to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959457)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:52 AM
Author: doobsian disturbing institution dingle berry

with a batman tattoo in a bowser tshirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959600)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:03 AM
Author: contagious brindle cumskin location

dammit, link me to the chokefuck thread or at least tell me what the title was so i can find it myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959278)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:17 AM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

There's no chokefuck thread. A bunch of us coordinate by email and agreed to pretend there had been a chokefuck thread to fuck with a handful of puncs, like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959369)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:32 AM
Author: fragrant private investor

did you get the new one I just sent you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959468)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:33 AM
Author: citrine area juggernaut

It's not possible to email me, so no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959476)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:41 AM
Author: fragrant private investor

youre very intelligent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959520)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:42 AM
Author: doobsian disturbing institution dingle berry

it's called like "how alpha is my bf" or something to that effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959521)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:48 AM
Author: Maniacal Field

this topic climaxed mid-week, fertile ground for posting b.c i bet important posters have lives on the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959578)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 4:08 AM
Author: wonderful house-broken sandwich abode

what an amusing trainwreck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959646)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 4:11 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

isn't it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959651)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 4:17 AM
Author: Sadistic athletic conference

a boring trainwreck, from the transcript.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959669)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 4:20 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

yeah all that was said was basically:

me: i'm worried b/c i'm a whore and want to do whorish things but i don't want to be a whore

him: don't worry about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959687)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 4:42 AM
Author: Sadistic athletic conference

Did anyone else expect this thread to be about suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959727)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 4:54 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

i'm going to sleep. thank you guys for your concern, and i'm sorry to those of you who are frustrated with what you perceive as poor choices. but i really... i don't want to live my life according to, you know, what would be the smallest... deviation from the norm... and yeah, i know what you guys are saying implicitly with "this isn't normal" is "this isn't normal BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY RISKS ASSOCIATED WITH THE SITUATION AND NOBODY INTENTIONALLY ENTERS INTO DANGEROUS SITUATIONS"--but as i get to know him better and what i perceived as risks start to seem sillier, i feel like you guys are clinging to this idea that this whole thing isn't right because it's so, you know, off-center... but that there's ultimately nothing not-okay about it. i'm happy; he's happy; he has no reason or opportunity to hurt me in any way. if enjoying this relationship makes me a worthless slut who will never score a decent man, then hey, that's the fate i've earned.

i'd be happy to address specific concerns tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959737)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 6:00 AM
Author: pea-brained territorial nursing home

The risk associated with *The SITUATION* has to do with the fact that he sleeps with a bunch of trashy sluts who party on the Jersey Shore.

He has STDS!

by *The Situation* I am referring to the cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959848)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 6:00 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

You are actually running IRL flame now to get attention on xo. I suggest you divulge to your therapist exactly the degree to which you share on here, and provide her with a link to these threads.

Stop fucking dragging this dude into your online jersey shore. You're here by choice; he's not. People know who he is. In response to your email, yes, I blocked you on gchat.

Also, tE is dead on; you select the weakest arguments people make as straw men, and ignore the stronger ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959849)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 6:04 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Hairraiser Principal's Office

why'd you block her on gchat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959852)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 6:05 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness locale

Aggregate obnoxiousness. Just got to be too much for me. I'll relent eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13959854)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 1:01 PM
Author: boyish half-breed elastic band

you make me nauseous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13960610)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 1:52 PM
Author: greedy sinister coffee pot range

i'd like to be clear that the vast majority of posters really don't give a shit what you do. a few actually care and others are just in it for the lulz. but i think you actually know this, so the exercise of creating these mega threads about the most intimate aspects of your life is 100% self-indulgent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13960941)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:00 PM
Author: red yapping old irish cottage

hey man r u an alison brie fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13961013)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: greedy sinister coffee pot range

dunno who is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13961053)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 1:07 PM
Author: Aromatic Embarrassed To The Bone Kitchen

So this is how XO dies... with thunderous posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13960644)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 1:07 PM
Author: dashing sick blood rage incel

Don't put too much stock in what your therapist says. They never tell you to do or not do something (unless they feel you're in danger of hurting yourself or others). It's just not how they operate. They try to help YOU figure out what the best thing is to do. She's never going to come out and tell you not to see this guy anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13960645)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 1:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling fortuitous meteor

Pro Tip:

Interacting with The Box is much less frustrating if you completely disabuse yourself of the notion that you will ever convince her to make major changes to her life.

That said, Box, if you DO ever break up with this guy, I found the perfect BF for you. He's Jewish, an undergrad at Brown, and into "violent fantasies". We're gonna get you dating weirdos who are your age and go to school with you, before finally moving you on to normal guys who are your age and go to school with you. Contact me if interested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13960813)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 1:41 PM
Author: gaped pocket flask house

Yeah, most posters here are probably in the 23-28 range, and I think we tend to forget what 18 year olds are like, and the box is in many ways a very young 18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13960879)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 1:45 PM
Author: dashing sick blood rage incel

lol what are you gonna say? "Um I post on this internet message board and um this 18-year-old girl posts explicit details about her sex life and um I think you guys would be perfect for each other!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13960899)



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Date: January 30th, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: sable trailer park

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#13962086)



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Date: March 22nd, 2010 2:33 AM
Author: Irradiated nibblets trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#14462390)



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Date: March 22nd, 2010 2:36 AM
Author: sable trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#14462411)



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Date: March 22nd, 2010 2:38 AM
Author: buff turdskin giraffe

i hate that you bumped this, but while it's up, i guess i can tell you guys now that bowser dood was not the correct guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#14462426)



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Date: June 2nd, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: Excitant French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#15149056)



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Date: June 2nd, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: Excitant French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#15149300)



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Date: August 9th, 2010 5:37 AM
Author: Vermilion floppy chapel cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1206410&forum_id=2#15744247)