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I received 7 JD resumes for a paralegal position
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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: Red fat ankles gaping fucking unbelievable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26593984) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: Disgusting Shitlib how does one submit that and come across with even a shred of dignity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26593989) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Red fat ankles gaping no idea. i was given strict instructions to not even consider them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26593994) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Stimulating pocket flask volcanic crater most such jobs now come with strict instructions for JDs not to apply
http://jddisadvantaged.blogspot.com/ |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:32 AM Author: Red fat ankles gaping hint- they do anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26594004) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 7:23 AM Author: Learning disabled drunken box office alpha Why dont they want you to consider JDs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595000) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 2:24 PM Author: territorial big-titted lodge athletic conference Don't be stupid, you moron. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26596669) |
Date: October 27th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: fragrant sooty kitty cat spot poast resumes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26593993) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: Red fat ankles gaping mostly TTT law grads, but one T14- no joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26593997) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:32 AM Author: fragrant sooty kitty cat spot GULC? Michigan? Boalt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26594005) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: topaz nighttime meetinghouse ratface Op posts the same tired flame all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26593998) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 1:47 AM Author: Sticky stage i know at least one paralegal who has a JD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26594509) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: heady temple According to My Cousin Vinnie, this is actually a paralawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26597350) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 11:31 AM Author: slap-happy milky chapel Twist: NOT FLAME
best thing I ever did was remove my TTT JD from my resume. No need to ever explain my poor decision making ever again.
For my current dream job, ì even removed my BS from my resume. Probably wouldn't have been hired if it had been included. |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 11:40 AM Author: Hairless nudist milk piazza Do you ever slip up at work and say something like "i went to law school with this guy..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595795) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:43 PM Author: slap-happy milky chapel No. It never comes up. A few people know, but I'm good at my job, so it's never an issue
I have been tempted a few times when watching the news to say something like "that guy was in my cig pro class" a few times, as even my TTT has a few notable graduates on TV often. |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: tripping boistinker lol, what dudes from the university of iowa in the early 2000s are "on TV often"
i liked you dude, but you are on par with drunkard as one of the board's biggest and most obvious bullshitters |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:08 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Sandwich He means shitlaw ambulance chasers who advertise during Dr. Phil (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26597675) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:23 PM Author: tripping boistinker do they even have those in rural alaska? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26597758) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 1:07 AM Author: Coiffed digit ratio Hire one. They'll do a better job than the 90 iq alternatives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26594331) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 7:21 AM Author: Exhilarant disturbing theater stage Yeah. Its like the very employers who are in the best position to understand the market is crap dont understand that this is the best these shitlawyers can do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26594998) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 7:31 AM Author: beady-eyed home pisswyrm Twist: no they won't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595005) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 7:47 AM Author: cerebral indian lodge The problem is that the second they find some insurance defense 60k lawyer job, they'll quit your paralegal position. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595021) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:10 PM Author: Henna bonkers native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595959) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:31 AM Author: Passionate kitchen turdskin why would a lawyer apply for paralegal positions instead of starting own firm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595072) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:34 AM Author: Bronze Market Potus At least some of them probably tried that and couldn't hack it. Not that I blame them. I would have no idea how to generate business if I had a JD and no particular connections or skills. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595076) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:37 AM Author: Passionate kitchen turdskin it's not that hard, man. you just make yourself known by meeting as many people as possible just like you would in sales.
meet people at the gym, join organizations, get involved in local politics, reach out to facebook friends, let family members know that you're now a lawyer and practice xyz law, meet other lawyers and see if they're willing to give you some of the work they don't want or don't have time to do, etc. come on, man...the shit is not that difficult to figure out.
if you do the above for a minimum of 20 hours a week, i guarantee you'll be well on your way to starting a successful practice. i'm not saying you'll end up making a shitload of money, but you should be able to make a nice living if you do what i listed above and continue to do it on a weekly basis (in addition to being a competent lawyer). |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:39 AM Author: Exhilarant disturbing theater stage Ok bro let me just drastically change my personality brb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595088) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:42 AM Author: Passionate kitchen turdskin well then....i guess you're shit out of luck.
starting your own firm is more about sales than it is about lawyering. a lawyer who graduated last in his class, but is a great salesman, could easily end up pwning the fuck out of the aspie who graduated #1 in the class and landed biglaw (in terms of career earnings). |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:48 AM Author: beady-eyed home pisswyrm (Guy who graduated last in his class)
Pretty accurate, though |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:49 AM Author: Passionate kitchen turdskin i didn't graduate last in my class, but i did finish bottom half at a non-t14. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595109) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:50 AM Author: Exhilarant disturbing theater stage why didn't you drop out? This was me after 1L so I dropped out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595111) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:51 AM Author: beady-eyed home pisswyrm I did non t14 for scholly $ so different pressures for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595113) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 9:03 AM Author: Exhilarant disturbing theater stage I did too. How'd it turn out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595142) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 9:03 AM Author: Exhilarant disturbing theater stage I did too. How'd it turn out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595143) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 11:01 AM Author: beady-eyed home pisswyrm Best decision I ever made (to go low cost) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595603) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:58 PM Author: Clear Plaza Regret Don't they take away your scholarship if your grades are bad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26597307) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:52 AM Author: Passionate kitchen turdskin my parents paid for law school and wanted me to stay and finish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595115) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:50 AM Author: beady-eyed home pisswyrm I was a little higher than that but pwning the fuck out of big law fags 2 years into my own thing. Your advice is correct (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595112) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 9:36 AM Author: Histrionic university patrolman I was in same position some time ago. Chose lower T-1 school with full scholly over T-14 schools. Graduated median and thought my looks and aggressive personality would get me jerbs. Moved to a city way away from school and where I had no ties and couldn't even get DA type jobs. I was devastated and determined to try my best and threw out my shingle. It was tough, but I managed to pay my bills most of the time. I didn't think that I was ever going to get rich or even UMC doing what I was doing, so I bailed on law altogether and moved back to Texas in another field. I would have liked to have been able to make the money that I make now, and still be in law, but I guess it wasn't meant to be. Hope things work out for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595219) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 9:37 AM Author: brilliant bat shit crazy deer antler kitty Sounds like you're not as sexy as you thought. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595228) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 9:41 AM Author: Histrionic university patrolman fucking fat ass shews and balding whyte lawyers were jelly as fuck, but what you gonna do? it's not like i didn't have TX opportunities in law. i was dumb enough to think you could just go maek it in America. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595239) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 11:02 AM Author: beady-eyed home pisswyrm Sounds like you pulled it off in the end (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595612) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:34 AM Author: brilliant bat shit crazy deer antler kitty It's just to collect a paycheck for a few months until a biglaw job opens up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595077) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:46 AM Author: multi-colored hell haunted graveyard Idk a supreme crippling depression and despair to the point it's a challenge to get of bed in the morning, let alone start a law business from scratch?
Also a complete lack of the self-confidence and self-worth required to do such a thing
They're some seriously wretched cases, but shutting them out of the legal profession is probably the kindest thing to do in the grand scheme of things, they will be happier doing literally anything else
Imagine being perceived as an absolute fuckup retard by everyone else in the office from top to bottom, while still carrying a tiny little glowing ember if pride deep down that reminds you you were once in the same position as them, and are likely smarter than many
recipe for a fucking office mass murder suicide if you ask me, No JDs please indeed |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:56 AM Author: Rebellious naked area masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595124) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 9:00 AM Author: Bronze Market Potus sage analysis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595135) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:13 PM Author: twinkling electric hall rigpig Thought I was on JDU for a second (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26597381) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:41 PM Author: Azure razzle-dazzle telephone guy who hasn't worked as a paralegal or started his own firm a paralegal with a jd has many potential advantages over a non-jd paralegal being a paralegal has many potential advantages over being an attorney |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 11:37 AM Author: mustard macaca Why are you required to not hire a JD? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595776) |
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Date: October 27th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: Histrionic university patrolman honestly this is very unfair to JD's. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26596663) |