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I received 7 JD resumes for a paralegal position

fucking unbelievable
Floppy fanboi
  10/27/14
how does one submit that and come across with even a shred o...
curious ape center
  10/27/14
no idea. i was given strict instructions to not even conside...
Floppy fanboi
  10/27/14
most such jobs now come with strict instructions for JDs not...
haunting messiness
  10/27/14
hint- they do anyway
Floppy fanboi
  10/27/14
Why dont they want you to consider JDs?
bistre weed whacker lay
  10/27/14
Don't be stupid, you moron.
unhinged temple sound barrier
  10/27/14
poast resumes
heady office community account
  10/27/14
mostly TTT law grads, but one T14- no joke
Floppy fanboi
  10/27/14
GULC? Michigan? Boalt?
heady office community account
  10/27/14
Op posts the same tired flame all the time.
Self-absorbed skinny woman mediation
  10/27/14
i know at least one paralegal who has a JD
Thriller Slippery Associate Dog Poop
  10/27/14
According to My Cousin Vinnie, this is actually a paralawyer...
cheese-eating unholy step-uncle's house clown
  10/27/14
Twist: NOT FLAME best thing I ever did was remove my TTT ...
Dead onyx meetinghouse really tough guy
  10/27/14
Do you ever slip up at work and say something like "i w...
crimson cowardly shitlib goal in life
  10/27/14
No. It never comes up. A few people know, but I'm good at ...
Dead onyx meetinghouse really tough guy
  10/27/14
lol, what dudes from the university of iowa in the early 200...
Balding kink-friendly state round eye
  10/27/14
He means shitlaw ambulance chasers who advertise during Dr. ...
Soggy aromatic brunch national security agency
  10/27/14
do they even have those in rural alaska?
Balding kink-friendly state round eye
  10/27/14
Hire one. They'll do a better job than the 90 iq alternative...
learning disabled ivory nursing home knife
  10/27/14
Yeah. Its like the very employers who are in the best positi...
Rough-skinned fuchsia school cafeteria ceo
  10/27/14
Twist: no they won't
orchid vigorous persian heaven
  10/27/14
The problem is that the second they find some insurance defe...
milky ratface
  10/27/14
...
clear bipolar native pervert
  10/27/14
why would a lawyer apply for paralegal positions instead of ...
Sapphire Aphrodisiac Public Bath
  10/27/14
At least some of them probably tried that and couldn't hack ...
overrated stage
  10/27/14
it's not that hard, man. you just make yourself known by mee...
Sapphire Aphrodisiac Public Bath
  10/27/14
Ok bro let me just drastically change my personality brb
Rough-skinned fuchsia school cafeteria ceo
  10/27/14
well then....i guess you're shit out of luck. starting y...
Sapphire Aphrodisiac Public Bath
  10/27/14
(Guy who graduated last in his class) Pretty accurate, th...
orchid vigorous persian heaven
  10/27/14
i didn't graduate last in my class, but i did finish bottom ...
Sapphire Aphrodisiac Public Bath
  10/27/14
why didn't you drop out? This was me after 1L so I dropped o...
Rough-skinned fuchsia school cafeteria ceo
  10/27/14
I did non t14 for scholly $ so different pressures for me
orchid vigorous persian heaven
  10/27/14
I did too. How'd it turn out?
Rough-skinned fuchsia school cafeteria ceo
  10/27/14
I did too. How'd it turn out?
Rough-skinned fuchsia school cafeteria ceo
  10/27/14
Best decision I ever made (to go low cost)
orchid vigorous persian heaven
  10/27/14
Don't they take away your scholarship if your grades are bad...
cerise karate house
  10/27/14
my parents paid for law school and wanted me to stay and fin...
Sapphire Aphrodisiac Public Bath
  10/27/14
I was a little higher than that but pwning the fuck out of b...
orchid vigorous persian heaven
  10/27/14
I was in same position some time ago. Chose lower T-1 schoo...
Opaque exciting giraffe ticket booth
  10/27/14
Sounds like you're not as sexy as you thought.
Beady-eyed abusive striped hyena
  10/27/14
fucking fat ass shews and balding whyte lawyers were jelly a...
Opaque exciting giraffe ticket booth
  10/27/14
Sounds like you pulled it off in the end
orchid vigorous persian heaven
  10/27/14
It's just to collect a paycheck for a few months until a big...
Beady-eyed abusive striped hyena
  10/27/14
Idk a supreme crippling depression and despair to the point ...
Big Chestnut Alpha Digit Ratio
  10/27/14
...
Lake talented puppy
  10/27/14
sage analysis
overrated stage
  10/27/14
Thought I was on JDU for a second
Cordovan Up-to-no-good Den Brethren
  10/27/14
guy who hasn't worked as a paralegal or started his own firm...
wonderful lemon corn cake wagecucks
  10/27/14
Why are you required to not hire a JD?
mint painfully honest area feces
  10/27/14
honestly this is very unfair to JD's.
Opaque exciting giraffe ticket booth
  10/27/14


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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Floppy fanboi

fucking unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26593984)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: curious ape center

how does one submit that and come across with even a shred of dignity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26593989)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Floppy fanboi

no idea. i was given strict instructions to not even consider them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26593994)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: haunting messiness

most such jobs now come with strict instructions for JDs not to apply

http://jddisadvantaged.blogspot.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26594000)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: Floppy fanboi

hint- they do anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26594004)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 7:23 AM
Author: bistre weed whacker lay

Why dont they want you to consider JDs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595000)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: unhinged temple sound barrier

Don't be stupid, you moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26596669)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: heady office community account

poast resumes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26593993)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Floppy fanboi

mostly TTT law grads, but one T14- no joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26593997)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: heady office community account

GULC? Michigan? Boalt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26594005)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Self-absorbed skinny woman mediation

Op posts the same tired flame all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26593998)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 1:47 AM
Author: Thriller Slippery Associate Dog Poop

i know at least one paralegal who has a JD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26594509)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: cheese-eating unholy step-uncle's house clown

According to My Cousin Vinnie, this is actually a paralawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26597350)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 11:31 AM
Author: Dead onyx meetinghouse really tough guy

Twist: NOT FLAME

best thing I ever did was remove my TTT JD from my resume. No need to ever explain my poor decision making ever again.

For my current dream job, ì even removed my BS from my resume. Probably wouldn't have been hired if it had been included.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595752)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: crimson cowardly shitlib goal in life

Do you ever slip up at work and say something like "i went to law school with this guy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595795)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Dead onyx meetinghouse really tough guy

No. It never comes up. A few people know, but I'm good at my job, so it's never an issue

I have been tempted a few times when watching the news to say something like "that guy was in my cig pro class" a few times, as even my TTT has a few notable graduates on TV often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26596185)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Balding kink-friendly state round eye

lol, what dudes from the university of iowa in the early 2000s are "on TV often"

i liked you dude, but you are on par with drunkard as one of the board's biggest and most obvious bullshitters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26597619)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: Soggy aromatic brunch national security agency

He means shitlaw ambulance chasers who advertise during Dr. Phil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26597675)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Balding kink-friendly state round eye

do they even have those in rural alaska?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26597758)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: learning disabled ivory nursing home knife

Hire one. They'll do a better job than the 90 iq alternatives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26594331)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 7:21 AM
Author: Rough-skinned fuchsia school cafeteria ceo

Yeah. Its like the very employers who are in the best position to understand the market is crap dont understand that this is the best these shitlawyers can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26594998)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: orchid vigorous persian heaven

Twist: no they won't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595005)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: milky ratface

The problem is that the second they find some insurance defense 60k lawyer job, they'll quit your paralegal position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595021)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: clear bipolar native pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595959)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:31 AM
Author: Sapphire Aphrodisiac Public Bath

why would a lawyer apply for paralegal positions instead of starting own firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595072)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:34 AM
Author: overrated stage

At least some of them probably tried that and couldn't hack it. Not that I blame them. I would have no idea how to generate business if I had a JD and no particular connections or skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595076)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:37 AM
Author: Sapphire Aphrodisiac Public Bath

it's not that hard, man. you just make yourself known by meeting as many people as possible just like you would in sales.

meet people at the gym, join organizations, get involved in local politics, reach out to facebook friends, let family members know that you're now a lawyer and practice xyz law, meet other lawyers and see if they're willing to give you some of the work they don't want or don't have time to do, etc. come on, man...the shit is not that difficult to figure out.

if you do the above for a minimum of 20 hours a week, i guarantee you'll be well on your way to starting a successful practice. i'm not saying you'll end up making a shitload of money, but you should be able to make a nice living if you do what i listed above and continue to do it on a weekly basis (in addition to being a competent lawyer).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595084)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:39 AM
Author: Rough-skinned fuchsia school cafeteria ceo

Ok bro let me just drastically change my personality brb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595088)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Sapphire Aphrodisiac Public Bath

well then....i guess you're shit out of luck.

starting your own firm is more about sales than it is about lawyering. a lawyer who graduated last in his class, but is a great salesman, could easily end up pwning the fuck out of the aspie who graduated #1 in the class and landed biglaw (in terms of career earnings).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595096)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:48 AM
Author: orchid vigorous persian heaven

(Guy who graduated last in his class)

Pretty accurate, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595106)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:49 AM
Author: Sapphire Aphrodisiac Public Bath

i didn't graduate last in my class, but i did finish bottom half at a non-t14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595109)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Rough-skinned fuchsia school cafeteria ceo

why didn't you drop out? This was me after 1L so I dropped out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595111)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: orchid vigorous persian heaven

I did non t14 for scholly $ so different pressures for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595113)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 9:03 AM
Author: Rough-skinned fuchsia school cafeteria ceo

I did too. How'd it turn out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595142)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 9:03 AM
Author: Rough-skinned fuchsia school cafeteria ceo

I did too. How'd it turn out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595143)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: orchid vigorous persian heaven

Best decision I ever made (to go low cost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595603)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: cerise karate house

Don't they take away your scholarship if your grades are bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26597307)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Sapphire Aphrodisiac Public Bath

my parents paid for law school and wanted me to stay and finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595115)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: orchid vigorous persian heaven

I was a little higher than that but pwning the fuck out of big law fags 2 years into my own thing. Your advice is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595112)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 9:36 AM
Author: Opaque exciting giraffe ticket booth

I was in same position some time ago. Chose lower T-1 school with full scholly over T-14 schools. Graduated median and thought my looks and aggressive personality would get me jerbs. Moved to a city way away from school and where I had no ties and couldn't even get DA type jobs. I was devastated and determined to try my best and threw out my shingle. It was tough, but I managed to pay my bills most of the time. I didn't think that I was ever going to get rich or even UMC doing what I was doing, so I bailed on law altogether and moved back to Texas in another field. I would have liked to have been able to make the money that I make now, and still be in law, but I guess it wasn't meant to be. Hope things work out for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595219)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 9:37 AM
Author: Beady-eyed abusive striped hyena

Sounds like you're not as sexy as you thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595228)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 9:41 AM
Author: Opaque exciting giraffe ticket booth

fucking fat ass shews and balding whyte lawyers were jelly as fuck, but what you gonna do? it's not like i didn't have TX opportunities in law. i was dumb enough to think you could just go maek it in America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595239)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 11:02 AM
Author: orchid vigorous persian heaven

Sounds like you pulled it off in the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595612)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed abusive striped hyena

It's just to collect a paycheck for a few months until a biglaw job opens up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595077)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:46 AM
Author: Big Chestnut Alpha Digit Ratio

Idk a supreme crippling depression and despair to the point it's a challenge to get of bed in the morning, let alone start a law business from scratch?

Also a complete lack of the self-confidence and self-worth required to do such a thing

They're some seriously wretched cases, but shutting them out of the legal profession is probably the kindest thing to do in the grand scheme of things, they will be happier doing literally anything else

Imagine being perceived as an absolute fuckup retard by everyone else in the office from top to bottom, while still carrying a tiny little glowing ember if pride deep down that reminds you you were once in the same position as them, and are likely smarter than many

recipe for a fucking office mass murder suicide if you ask me, No JDs please indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595101)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 8:56 AM
Author: Lake talented puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595124)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: overrated stage

sage analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595135)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: Cordovan Up-to-no-good Den Brethren

Thought I was on JDU for a second

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26597381)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: wonderful lemon corn cake wagecucks

guy who hasn't worked as a paralegal or started his own firm

a paralegal with a jd has many potential advantages over a non-jd paralegal

being a paralegal has many potential advantages over being an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26597853)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: mint painfully honest area feces

Why are you required to not hire a JD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26595776)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Opaque exciting giraffe ticket booth

honestly this is very unfair to JD's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2710747&forum_id=2#26596663)