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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
spectacular orchestra pit love of her life
  12/29/15
b!
histrionic institution
  12/29/15
C
greedy queen of the night
  12/29/15
...
Titillating jew dog poop
  12/29/15
c
lime indian lodge jewess
  12/29/15
a
sinister crusty bawdyhouse
  12/29/15
a
ruddy theater stage windowlicker
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
histrionic institution
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
spectacular orchestra pit love of her life
  12/29/15
...
Titillating jew dog poop
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
histrionic institution
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
bearded copper stage private investor
  12/29/15
...
Titillating jew dog poop
  12/29/15
?
bearded copper stage private investor
  12/29/15
...
Titillating jew dog poop
  12/29/15
You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
spectacular orchestra pit love of her life
  12/29/15
...
Titillating jew dog poop
  12/29/15
c for sure
bearded copper stage private investor
  12/29/15
C
ruddy theater stage windowlicker
  12/29/15
c
Cocky voyeur
  12/29/15
Xo
greedy queen of the night
  12/29/15
chaturbate
pink razzle-dazzle azn
  12/30/15
C!
histrionic institution
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
histrionic institution
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
Well-lubricated vibrant legal warrant
  12/29/15
...
Titillating jew dog poop
  12/29/15
...
greedy queen of the night
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Cocky voyeur
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
Haunting Whorehouse
  12/29/15
lol ouch
Cracking theater trump supporter
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
bearded copper stage private investor
  12/29/15
...
Trip Nofapping Point
  12/30/15
...
Titillating jew dog poop
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
Indigo Bateful Mental Disorder
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
spectacular orchestra pit love of her life
  12/30/15
2
Cracking theater trump supporter
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Indigo Bateful Mental Disorder
  12/30/15
police
pink razzle-dazzle azn
  12/30/15
1
ruddy theater stage windowlicker
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
greedy queen of the night
  12/30/15
...
greedy queen of the night
  01/02/16
4 and 180
Cocky voyeur
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
Cocky voyeur
  12/30/15
...
greedy queen of the night
  12/30/15
18000000000000000000000000000000000
stimulating temple
  01/11/16
...
Boyish set boltzmann
  11/05/20
next chapter please!
canary psychic
  11/05/20
...
bungulator
  12/13/25
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Curious gas station
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: spectacular orchestra pit love of her life

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: histrionic institution

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: greedy queen of the night

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Titillating jew dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: lime indian lodge jewess

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480973)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: sinister crusty bawdyhouse

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: ruddy theater stage windowlicker

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: histrionic institution

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: spectacular orchestra pit love of her life

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Titillating jew dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481212)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: histrionic institution

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: bearded copper stage private investor

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Titillating jew dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: bearded copper stage private investor

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Titillating jew dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: spectacular orchestra pit love of her life

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Titillating jew dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: bearded copper stage private investor

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: ruddy theater stage windowlicker

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Cocky voyeur

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: greedy queen of the night

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: pink razzle-dazzle azn

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: histrionic institution

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: histrionic institution

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Well-lubricated vibrant legal warrant

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Titillating jew dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: greedy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Cocky voyeur

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Haunting Whorehouse

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Cracking theater trump supporter

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: bearded copper stage private investor

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Trip Nofapping Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Titillating jew dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Indigo Bateful Mental Disorder

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: spectacular orchestra pit love of her life

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Cracking theater trump supporter

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Indigo Bateful Mental Disorder

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: pink razzle-dazzle azn

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: ruddy theater stage windowlicker

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482232)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: greedy queen of the night

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: greedy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Cocky voyeur

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Cocky voyeur

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: greedy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: stimulating temple

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Boyish set boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#41284039)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: canary psychic

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#49506318)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Curious gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#41284137)