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Jesse Eisenberg: "Don't associate me with Zuck, he's too right wing!"

“It’s not like I played a great golfer or someth...
Edmonton Oilers
  02/04/25
ah yes, fact checks like Hunter Biden's laptop being fake, l...
....,,,.....,,,,....,
  02/04/25
hmm, so zuck is one of the richest people on the planet (sel...
Phenotype Czar
  02/04/25
lol
Patrick Mahomes
  02/04/25
Eisenberg is most famous for once playing such in a movie 15...
butt cheeks
  02/04/25
odd case that (((eisenberg))) had no qualms about being asso...
white poet warlord
  02/04/25
I don't understand this poast imo
Edmonton Oilers
  02/04/25
eisenberg is worried that his portrayal of zuckerberg associ...
white poet warlord
  02/04/25
my first thought was "Jesse who?" and I had to goo...
butt cheeks
  02/04/25
(Not a The Squid and the Whale master man)
Edmonton Oilers
  02/04/25
(wipes cum over books in your library)
white poet warlord
  02/04/25
Tremendous Jewish filmmaking imo
Edmonton Oilers
  02/04/25
"So the role is amoral duplicitous kike. What do you sa...
Edmonton Oilers
  02/04/25
"so you play an autistic sociopath who fucks over goyim...
white poet warlord
  02/04/25
"But here's the catch. 20 years later for entirely oppo...
Edmonton Oilers
  02/04/25
Eisenberg’s Zuckerberg sucked and wasn’t Zuckerb...
Oh, You Travel?
  02/04/25
cr
butt cheeks
  02/04/25
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white poet warlord
  02/04/25
Anyone else ever been played in a movie by an actor worse lo...
Ass Sunstein
  02/04/25


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Date: February 4th, 2025 10:33 AM
Author: Edmonton Oilers

“It’s not like I played a great golfer or something and now people think I’m a great golfer,” he continued. “It’s like this guy that’s doing things that are problematic — taking away fact-checking and safety concerns, making people who are already threatened in this world more threatened.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48620953)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: ....,,,.....,,,,....,

ah yes, fact checks like Hunter Biden's laptop being fake, like the COVID lab leak being debunked, like Biden being perfectly healthy ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621000)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Phenotype Czar

hmm, so zuck is one of the richest people on the planet (self-made) and has fundamentally changed the internet and, by extension, the way people communciate. and eisenberg is most famous for once playing zuck in a movie 15 years ago. i will try and see if i can keep this straight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621008)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Patrick Mahomes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621015)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

Eisenberg is most famous for once playing such in a movie 15 years ago, READING OUT LINES WRITTEN BY SOMEBODY ELSE ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE'S ACTUAL LIFE

these people live in a total fantasy land where they are anything but brainless cattle reading out lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621290)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: white poet warlord (gunneratttt)

odd case that (((eisenberg))) had no qualms about being associated with a duplicitous amoral kike that fucks over goys for money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621023)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Edmonton Oilers

I don't understand this poast imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621038)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: white poet warlord (gunneratttt)

eisenberg is worried that his portrayal of zuckerberg associates him with his "right-wing" politics.

but eisenberg's portrayal of zuckerberg presented him as an amoral duplicitous kike who would fuck over anyone for money.

therefore, eisenberg doesn't seem to think much is wrong with being associated with that, but "right-wing" politics is too far. i.e. being a kike fucking over goys is ok but being a trumper isn't.

and that's just the funny logical outcome of his statements. but the truth is that we all know he isn't really worried about the association, in fact he loves the opportunity to make a soundbite because his career is flagging, but that this is just performative because he actually is an amoral kike and will say anything if it's in his self-interest, and in hollywood that's being staunchly "grr trump grrrrr."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621280)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

my first thought was "Jesse who?" and I had to google to remember

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621297)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: Edmonton Oilers

(Not a The Squid and the Whale master man)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621357)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: white poet warlord (gunneratttt)

(wipes cum over books in your library)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621377)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Edmonton Oilers

Tremendous Jewish filmmaking imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621436)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: Edmonton Oilers

"So the role is amoral duplicitous kike. What do you say, Jesse?"

"I don't know Bob... Is this really what I want to portray in the media?"

"Jesse... It's okay. He has an Asian wife."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621355)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: white poet warlord (gunneratttt)

"so you play an autistic sociopath who fucks over goyim that were stupid enough to trust a kike"

"wow, sounds like a 180 guy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621391)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Edmonton Oilers

"But here's the catch. 20 years later for entirely opportunistic reasons, your character is going to go through a rebrand whereby he makes minor concessions to the populist hordes of angry goyim whose quality of life has been obliterated through a major recession and an almost entirely fake global pandemic. And at that point you may have to denounce him on a podcast with less than 1000 listeners to appease your extremely woke friends."

*monkey's paw closes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621434)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 11:09 AM
Author: Oh, You Travel?

Eisenberg’s Zuckerberg sucked and wasn’t Zuckerberg like at all. He was a brooding Nerd scamming everyone around him when he should’ve just been the cheerful phony Jewish Nerd psychopath we all know. He’s never been good in anything iirc. Sucked as Lex Luther

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621110)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621293)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: white poet warlord (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621305)



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Date: February 4th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Anyone else ever been played in a movie by an actor worse looking and less cool than them? Usually it's the other way around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675129&forum_id=2#48621301)