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Really sad. My wife is out of town with girls dance and I'm home alone with boys

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought ...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
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Ur gonna lose it all, man.
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Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
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Living the dream
Underhanded liquid oxygen voyeur
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What the hell is wrong with you
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Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is ha...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
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The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the...
Curious Whorehouse Mad-dog Skullcap
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Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch in...
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provocative plaza
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I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I c...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
  05/10/24
Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us
Vibrant seedy shrine
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I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack ...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
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Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros
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Disgusting hairless french chef
  05/10/24
I really miss her
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
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(goy dbg)
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bitch boi existence.
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rare cr bitchboi
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You're a fat pig
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This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan ...
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I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back wa...
Red sanctuary
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You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity w...
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Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions...
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By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be &quo...
cocky razzle-dazzle rigpig
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I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't ...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
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Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul...
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I have so many of these
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I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on...
cocky razzle-dazzle rigpig
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Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out w...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
  05/11/24
I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movi...
Chartreuse lettuce cumskin
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180
Trip ape affirmative action
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how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?
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Disgusting hairless french chef
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You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get dru...
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It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I ...
yellow native
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how old are your boys?
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10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
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seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bri...
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They've seen it 20+ times. I slept. Just went for a run ...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
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👍👍👍
flesh infuriating personal credit line
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Trip ape affirmative action
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2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?
Magical brindle parlour wrinkle
  05/11/24
Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
  05/11/24
why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have th...
Magical brindle parlour wrinkle
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I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
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3 thoughts: I don’t have sex with my wife or ever tal...
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This is unfathomable to me.
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
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I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?
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I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weig...
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Just go throw them some pitches At least you still have t...
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Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
  05/11/24
This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read
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  05/11/24
So don't.
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narrow-minded crackhouse scourge upon the earth
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Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope yo...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
  05/11/24
Wtf you are replying to a blank post
narrow-minded crackhouse scourge upon the earth
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I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And ...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
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Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating...
narrow-minded crackhouse scourge upon the earth
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You're a weirdo
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Slap-happy Abusive Parlor
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Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was h...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
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I want to beat this fucker so bad.
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
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lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough t...
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I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't ...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
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She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And ...
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narrow-minded crackhouse scourge upon the earth
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No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't f...
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This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him
narrow-minded crackhouse scourge upon the earth
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brother I know this may shock you but women often do not mak...
Magical brindle parlour wrinkle
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Trip ape affirmative action
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She fucked him and chugged the jizz.
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  05/11/24
You clearly don't know me.
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
  05/12/24
Hmmm
Bull headed charismatic jew pit
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Why would that made you angry?
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  05/11/24
"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such ...
Slap-happy Abusive Parlor
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Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life jus...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
  05/12/24
are u a woman?
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  05/11/24
Yes.
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
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180
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sodomize his wife on camera
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I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I wo...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
  05/12/24
why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particu...
blathering bawdyhouse
  05/12/24
No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
  05/12/24
your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occas...
blathering bawdyhouse
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Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance...
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Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call ...
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I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obvi...
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
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I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.
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blathering bawdyhouse
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fag
Mahogany contagious location multi-billionaire
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Ur a fag
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fag
Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen
  05/12/24
faggot, homo, loser, bitch
Mahogany contagious location multi-billionaire
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Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bump...
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xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread
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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought some wine and tried to watch princess bride with my two boys. They weren't having it. I might jerk off later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652328)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: blue apoplectic principal's office preventive strike

Ur gonna lose it all, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652330)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652335)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Underhanded liquid oxygen voyeur

Living the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652329)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Chartreuse lettuce cumskin

What the hell is wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652331)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is having a bonfire. I thought about going over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652334)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: Curious Whorehouse Mad-dog Skullcap

The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the princess bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652338)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch inappropriate movies. I tried Terminator 2 last time and he bailed. Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652343)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: provocative plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652687)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I can wait until 10:00ish and she'll do a sex chat with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652355)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Vibrant seedy shrine

Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652566)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack the fuck out of me for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652571)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: Vibrant seedy shrine

Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652581)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:56 PM
Author: Disgusting hairless french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652623)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

I really miss her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652562)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Mahogany contagious location multi-billionaire

(goy dbg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652568)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored awkward office

bitch boi existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652584)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: Mahogany contagious location multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652589)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:46 AM
Author: laughsome flatulent gunner

rare cr bitchboi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652725)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

You're a fat pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653088)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 AM
Author: Puce Boyish Indirect Expression Tanning Salon

This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan and supporter. The archetypal bitchboi experience is inceldom and constantly aching for the touch of a human female that will never be felt by bitchboi skin. The only married option is dead bedroom marriage with a wife that’s fucking the neighbor, the gardener and her trainer. There is no “I compulsively fuck my wife” version of bitchboidom, let alone a wife with an ass like the OP’s wife’s ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655052)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: Red sanctuary

I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back was a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652587)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: cocky razzle-dazzle rigpig

You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity who is in a lifelong relationship of genuine love in the way that they teach you what "love" is like when you're a little kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652593)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: internet-worthy toilet seat

Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions to his character outside of being whipped by his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652595)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Mahogany contagious location multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652604)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: cocky razzle-dazzle rigpig

By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be "codependence"

I've met codependent couples who aren't actually in love with each other and they are way different from how gibberish describes his relationship with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652609)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't know how else to classify it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652619)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Disgusting hairless french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652629)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Trip ape affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652640)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:00 AM
Author: cocky razzle-dazzle rigpig

Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652633)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652643)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652673)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

I have so many of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652685)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652699)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: cocky razzle-dazzle rigpig

I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on here, you're a good dude and I don't want some psycho to out you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653164)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out who I am with 5 mins of investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653237)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse lettuce cumskin

I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movie now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653556)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Trip ape affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653612)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Disgusting hairless french chef

how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652621)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652634)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Disgusting hairless french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652667)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Mahogany contagious location multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652636)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: laughsome flatulent gunner

You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get drunk and flirt while they play killer queen or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652726)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: yellow native

It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I read about your love for your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652727)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:02 AM
Author: flesh infuriating personal credit line

how old are your boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652790)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:03 AM
Author: Irradiated violent idiot indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652795)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2 hours to the ballfield. We're playing the best team in the state. I suspect we'll get creamed. My oldest was sick all night throwing up. My oldest daughter kept calling me because she's worried I won't make it to the games. That's ridiculous. I'm a huge fuck up but I get up in the morning and start the day right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652941)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:54 AM
Author: flesh infuriating personal credit line

seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bride..

I’m guessing you pulled an all nighter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652946)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

They've seen it 20+ times.

I slept. Just went for a run and left the boys home alone. I did long enough to break a sweat. I love that spring smell in the morning. Not going to drink today. It's boring if my wife isn't with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652954)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: flesh infuriating personal credit line

👍👍👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652955)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Trip ape affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Magical brindle parlour wrinkle

2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653241)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653243)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Magical brindle parlour wrinkle

why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have them play regular little league instead of all this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653251)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My son is a total dick and will throw his hat when kids botch a play. We're working on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653262)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:09 AM
Author: avocado church organic girlfriend

3 thoughts:

I don’t have sex with my wife or ever talk to her about sex.

My wife is taking my kids to my mother’s house this weekend so I don’t have to go.

It takes me a solid week of being away before I start to miss my family.

Bonus thought—calls home are dumb and a waste of time. I don’t think I called home once from Ireland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652797)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

This is unfathomable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652942)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: vivacious coral forum international law enforcement agency

I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653041)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: avocado church organic girlfriend

I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weight so that doesn’t seem to be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653048)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You must have sex sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653085)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Mauve cerebral goal in life nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653086)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Trip ape affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653615)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Bull headed charismatic jew pit

Just go throw them some pitches

At least you still have the boys. I hate it when they all leave. I don't get how the xo incels do it. I would go completely deranged, like even moreso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653104)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well. He puked all night and he's not one to get sick so it must be bad.

Two things keep me on the right path, my wife and going to work. My oldest daughter is getting close to my wife. She hates me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653111)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse scourge upon the earth

This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653112)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

So don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653118)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653122)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope you have a good day, sincerely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653126)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse scourge upon the earth

Wtf you are replying to a blank post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653135)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And I reply to blank posts all the time btw.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653137)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse scourge upon the earth

Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653187)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

You're a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653234)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abusive Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654512)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was hitting on her all night. She's freaked out. Wants me to drive her home. I can't and they're hours away. Fucker is a highschool teacher. I've tried to chat with him and he never says a word to me. He was probably waiting for me to leave. So fucking pissed right now. His wife is like a little mouse. Makes sense. I wanted to call him but my wife was insistent. I'm old and don't care about offending people. I will say something to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653232)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

I want to beat this fucker so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653245)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: hairraiser bossy business firm circlehead

lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough that other dudes are interested in her. It’s normal for dudes to flirt with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653271)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't like her crying on the phone at 7:00 in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653279)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Vibrant seedy shrine

She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And his dick is bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653549)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abusive Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654151)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: supple cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654171)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654873)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't fuck down. Don't be ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654936)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: smoky station

Dear poaster,

Congratulations! Your poast has been selected for inclusion in "Now that's what I call XO 2024 Edition."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655159)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Bull headed charismatic jew pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655883)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse scourge upon the earth

This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653574)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Magical brindle parlour wrinkle

brother I know this may shock you but women often do not make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653599)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Trip ape affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653608)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: blue apoplectic principal's office preventive strike

She fucked him and chugged the jizz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654581)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

You clearly don't know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654953)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Bull headed charismatic jew pit

Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655884)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse lettuce cumskin

Why would that made you angry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653561)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Slap-happy Abusive Parlor

"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such a classic BPD tell. Congrats on wifing a whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654155)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Floppy candlestick maker genital piercing

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654587)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life just decided to fuck some fat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654937)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Mahogany contagious location multi-billionaire

are u a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654582)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654938)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Trip ape affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655035)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed painfully honest theatre

sodomize his wife on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654910)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I won't say anything mean about her because she's always very nice to me. Honestly, I suspect the guy hits her. I just get that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654939)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: blathering bawdyhouse

why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particular does? hate to pile on, but are you secretly worried he fucked your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654969)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She called me crying. I don't like that. My wife hates men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654979)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: blathering bawdyhouse

your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occasionally. she doesn't always call you crying (i presume). so why does this guy bother her so much, unless she feels bad because she had a 'tee hee i was sooooo stressed by the trip and whooooops i almost fucked him i feel so baaaaad nooooow' moment she isn't being completely forthcoming about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654989)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:39 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance is a safe girl space and she doesn't like some creep moving in on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654998)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:21 AM
Author: Trip ape affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655033)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: outnumbered juggernaut toaster

Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call you "gibberish."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655909)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obviously. I'm a retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654952)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Trip ape affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655034)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: blathering bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655089)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Mahogany contagious location multi-billionaire

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655731)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Nubile Bright Foreskin

Ur a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655811)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Peach Exciting Incel Kitchen

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656712)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: Mahogany contagious location multi-billionaire

faggot, homo, loser, bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656716)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Pearly Milk Ticket Booth

Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bumps and instead I got this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655163)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Mauve cerebral goal in life nowag

xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655669)