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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Free-loading Idiot
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Yellow spectacular knife corner
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Sienna Exciting Halford
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
fishy windowlicker
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
seedy dopamine
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Amber rigor hell
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Stimulating Site Pozpig
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
carmine alcoholic point
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
citrine sticky candlestick maker address
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
ruby harsh friendly grandma coffee pot
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Overrated Mint Dysfunction
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
chartreuse athletic conference
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
electric mexican
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
silver trust fund
  06/30/25
cr
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
citrine sticky candlestick maker address
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
emerald aggressive abode national security agency
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
chartreuse athletic conference
  06/30/25
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sable nudist faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Overrated Mint Dysfunction
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
silver trust fund
  06/30/25
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insane temple
  07/01/25
*bussy
Azure plaza really tough guy
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Amber rigor hell
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Razzle-dazzle field
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
embarrassed to the bone aromatic parlour
  06/30/25
fuck
Overrated Mint Dysfunction
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Razzle-dazzle field
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Free-loading Idiot
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Overrated Mint Dysfunction
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
emerald aggressive abode national security agency
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  06/30/25
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startling juggernaut hominid
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
ocher french foreskin
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
self-centered navy affirmative action
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
vibrant boiling water
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
self-centered navy affirmative action
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
sable nudist faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
self-centered navy affirmative action
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Mentally impaired base
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
milky locus macaca
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
walnut racy church organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
tcr
sable nudist faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
just jump
submissive son of senegal
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  06/30/25
...
Slimy Brunch Preventive Strike
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Brindle diverse sanctuary toaster
  06/30/25
wow
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
talented range
  06/30/25
JFC man
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
carmine alcoholic point
  06/30/25
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submissive son of senegal
  06/30/25
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Overrated Mint Dysfunction
  06/30/25
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chartreuse athletic conference
  06/30/25
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Carnelian elite location gaping
  06/30/25
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laughsome cobalt electric furnace cumskin
  06/30/25
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milky locus macaca
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
walnut racy church organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
ocher french foreskin
  06/30/25
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Useless Balding Menage Hissy Fit
  07/01/25
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insane temple
  07/01/25
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insecure transparent business firm sex offender
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Exhilarant Water Buffalo
  07/01/25
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Razzle Old Irish Cottage
  07/01/25
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Sienna Exciting Halford
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
seedy dopamine
  06/30/25
bro
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  06/30/25
...
walnut racy church organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
lol
sable nudist faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
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Painfully Honest Mind-boggling Jew
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Vigorous Garnet Parlor Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
jfc
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
citrine sticky candlestick maker address
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Carnelian elite location gaping
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
laughsome cobalt electric furnace cumskin
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
sable nudist faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Vigorous Garnet Parlor Famous Landscape Painting
  07/01/25
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vibrant boiling water
  07/01/25
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laughsome cobalt electric furnace cumskin
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Razzle Old Irish Cottage
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Avocado Ceo
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
emerald aggressive abode national security agency
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Overrated Mint Dysfunction
  06/30/25
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sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  07/01/25
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tripping bipolar piazza
  07/01/25
lol
sable nudist faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
...
submissive son of senegal
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Heady violent brethren institution
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Copper demanding masturbator toilet seat
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Sick Dun Mediation Cuck
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
supple roast beef
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
cerise alpha
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
tripping bipolar piazza
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
ultramarine boyish roommate den
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
sable nudist faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
...
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
insane temple
  07/01/25
😟
swollen crusty library legal warrant
  07/01/25
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aphrodisiac disrespectful stage gunner
  07/01/25
holy shit
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
tripping bipolar piazza
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Lake fragrant hall
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Razzle Old Irish Cottage
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Amber rigor hell
  07/01/25
...
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Razzle Old Irish Cottage
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Razzle Old Irish Cottage
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Brindle diverse sanctuary toaster
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Amber rigor hell
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
stirring station
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
insane temple
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
brilliant stubborn corn cake
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  07/06/25
...
Brindle diverse sanctuary toaster
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Cream Coldplay Fan Black Woman
  07/06/25
...
laughsome cobalt electric furnace cumskin
  07/06/25
lol
sable nudist faggot firefighter
  07/07/25
wow
sapphire soul-stirring rehab
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Free-loading Idiot

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Yellow spectacular knife corner

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Sienna Exciting Halford

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: fishy windowlicker

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: seedy dopamine

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Amber rigor hell

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Stimulating Site Pozpig

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: carmine alcoholic point

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: citrine sticky candlestick maker address

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: ruby harsh friendly grandma coffee pot

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Overrated Mint Dysfunction

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: chartreuse athletic conference

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: electric mexican

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: silver trust fund

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: citrine sticky candlestick maker address

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: emerald aggressive abode national security agency

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: chartreuse athletic conference

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: sable nudist faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Overrated Mint Dysfunction

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: silver trust fund

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: insane temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Azure plaza really tough guy

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Amber rigor hell

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle field

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone aromatic parlour

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Overrated Mint Dysfunction

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle field

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Free-loading Idiot

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Overrated Mint Dysfunction

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: emerald aggressive abode national security agency

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: startling juggernaut hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: ocher french foreskin

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: self-centered navy affirmative action

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: vibrant boiling water

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: self-centered navy affirmative action

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: sable nudist faggot firefighter

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: self-centered navy affirmative action

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Mentally impaired base

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: milky locus macaca

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: walnut racy church organic girlfriend

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: sable nudist faggot firefighter

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: submissive son of senegal

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Slimy Brunch Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Brindle diverse sanctuary toaster

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: talented range

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: carmine alcoholic point

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: submissive son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Overrated Mint Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: chartreuse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Carnelian elite location gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: laughsome cobalt electric furnace cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: milky locus macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: walnut racy church organic girlfriend

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: ocher french foreskin

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Useless Balding Menage Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: insane temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: insecure transparent business firm sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant Water Buffalo

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Razzle Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Sienna Exciting Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: seedy dopamine

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: walnut racy church organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: sable nudist faggot firefighter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Mind-boggling Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Vigorous Garnet Parlor Famous Landscape Painting

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: citrine sticky candlestick maker address

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Carnelian elite location gaping

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: laughsome cobalt electric furnace cumskin

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: sable nudist faggot firefighter

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Vigorous Garnet Parlor Famous Landscape Painting

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: vibrant boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: laughsome cobalt electric furnace cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Razzle Old Irish Cottage

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Avocado Ceo

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: emerald aggressive abode national security agency

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Overrated Mint Dysfunction

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: tripping bipolar piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: sable nudist faggot firefighter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: submissive son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Heady violent brethren institution

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Copper demanding masturbator toilet seat

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Sick Dun Mediation Cuck

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: supple roast beef

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: cerise alpha

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: tripping bipolar piazza

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: ultramarine boyish roommate den

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: sable nudist faggot firefighter

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: insane temple

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: swollen crusty library legal warrant

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: aphrodisiac disrespectful stage gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: tripping bipolar piazza

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Lake fragrant hall

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Razzle Old Irish Cottage

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Amber rigor hell

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Razzle Old Irish Cottage

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Razzle Old Irish Cottage

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Brindle diverse sanctuary toaster

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Amber rigor hell

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: stirring station

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: insane temple

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: brilliant stubborn corn cake

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Brindle diverse sanctuary toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Cream Coldplay Fan Black Woman

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: laughsome cobalt electric furnace cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: sable nudist faggot firefighter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: sapphire soul-stirring rehab

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)