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FML. Accidentally put "lol wtf did he say" in my resume

Resume currently reads: Intern, Spring 2006ol wtf did he ...
Ultramarine Mother
  07/24/09
you can replace it, np
obsidian pit hairy legs
  07/24/09
how and where?
Ultramarine Mother
  07/24/09
send a new resume ASAP
Odious dark field
  07/24/09
how do i do it? im on symplicity and theres now way to chang...
Ultramarine Mother
  07/24/09
contact career services, chill, just tell them you have a ty...
obsidian pit hairy legs
  07/24/09
Go to documents. Add new documents. Change the one you submi...
disrespectful sooty round eye degenerate
  07/24/09
180 whether flame or not EDIT: after thinking it over, i ...
Fluffy Gaping Gunner
  07/24/09
made me LOL
khaki spot tattoo
  07/24/09
If that resume ever gets to my desk you have an interview.
Out-of-control Plaza
  07/24/09
cosign
Electric Flushed Turdskin Goyim
  07/24/09
cosign as well
Vivacious coldplay fan
  07/24/09
double cocosign
Fishy nowag
  02/08/10
guys please help i will pay someone if they can figure out h...
Ultramarine Mother
  07/24/09
u need to be talking to ur career services ppl, not us. most...
Rusted violent tank business firm
  07/24/09
career services office is closed over weekend i think. t...
Ultramarine Mother
  07/24/09
once bidding ends, i'm pretty sure there is no way for u to ...
Rusted violent tank business firm
  07/24/09
thanks a lot i will give it a shot.
Ultramarine Mother
  07/24/09
lol @ the thought that career services actually know anythin...
Fear-inspiring Brindle Ape Hissy Fit
  07/24/09
lol @ the thought that anyone here can actually DO anything ...
Rusted violent tank business firm
  07/24/09
dude, if you are serious, you are an idiot. just email or ca...
dull volcanic crater hunting ground
  07/24/09
i know im an idiot dude i just basically fucked my life over...
Ultramarine Mother
  07/24/09
never know if you don't try, but definitely send something n...
dull volcanic crater hunting ground
  07/24/09
I had a similar situation with resume submission where I sub...
Chrome ticket booth
  02/08/10
lulz
supple poppy indian lodge macaca
  02/08/10
this is hilarious flame 178
Pea-brained Seedy Box Office
  07/24/09
awesome
bespoke burgundy filthpig karate
  07/24/09
180
transparent curious property
  07/24/09
flame but 180
jet-lagged magenta trust fund
  07/24/09
this is an obvious flame. op's error is so unique that it w...
chocolate demanding selfie stag film
  07/24/09
At this point, outing him wouldn't be such a bad thing. ...
narrow-minded thriller yarmulke
  07/25/09
Also outing the OP as a racist with the name "DEAD NIGG...
azure legal warrant school cafeteria
  02/08/10
i doubt anyone reads resumes anyway. you will get in whereve...
Fishy nowag
  07/25/09
180
hyperventilating nursing home boltzmann
  07/25/09
...
Beta Maniacal Boiling Water
  08/13/09
ROFL
honey-headed racy principal's office mexican
  08/14/09
my miserable state of unemployment/debt has me praying that ...
charismatic address
  08/14/09
never forget
transparent curious property
  09/16/09
haha i forgot this
aquamarine sexy dilemma partner
  09/16/09
I HOPE this is flame--I wonder if he got any offers... I us...
Trip cumskin circlehead
  09/17/09
what was the word was it bird?
multi-colored stage
  09/17/09
I wish I could tell you, but it'd out me and I still need a ...
Trip cumskin circlehead
  09/17/09
i need to know now! would u be willing to email it to me? i ...
multi-colored stage
  09/17/09
I can tell you that it is most certainly a 1 (maybe a 2) for...
Trip cumskin circlehead
  09/17/09
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
multi-colored stage
  09/17/09
I dont have a bunch of email accounts, I only have my school...
Trip cumskin circlehead
  09/17/09
fuck this is pissing me off i need to go for a walk to co...
cerebral fantasy-prone nibblets
  03/31/10
And no, although bird is often the word, it was in fact not ...
Trip cumskin circlehead
  09/17/09
write a paragraph that includes the word.......the anticipat...
Abusive fragrant ceo parlor
  02/08/10
I don't understand how this is possible, but 180 if true.
Boyish ivory senate
  09/17/09
Quite awesome I've heard of stories where people mailed the...
appetizing background story
  09/17/09
...
cerebral fantasy-prone nibblets
  02/08/10
i can't believe the red ball i placed on this is still prese...
multi-colored stage
  02/08/10
...
cerebral fantasy-prone nibblets
  11/09/10
...
deranged laughsome temple
  03/31/10
180
cerebral fantasy-prone nibblets
  03/31/10
tytytytytyty
mahogany arousing home
  03/31/10
180. never forget.
transparent curious property
  08/19/10
There is actually a website deadniggerstorage.org
alcoholic crawly pocket flask
  08/19/10
...
multi-colored stage
  11/24/10
pwned
cerebral fantasy-prone nibblets
  03/19/11


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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:05 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mother

Resume currently reads:

Intern, Spring 2006ol wtf did he say

job stuff

job stuff

i was talking on gchat while updating my resume on symplicity and must have not clicked over to the correct window. is there any way to edit this? the bidding is closed now? should i call the school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337069)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: obsidian pit hairy legs

you can replace it, np

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337071)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mother

how and where?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337079)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Odious dark field

send a new resume ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337082)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:09 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mother

how do i do it? im on symplicity and theres now way to change the resume for firms that i bid on.

seriously this isnt flame and im fucking freaking out. if anyone who is reading this has any idea what to do please post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337097)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: obsidian pit hairy legs

contact career services, chill, just tell them you have a typo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337180)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: disrespectful sooty round eye degenerate

Go to documents. Add new documents. Change the one you submitted. I've done this more than once post bidding. It's fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337229)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:08 PM
Author: Fluffy Gaping Gunner

180 whether flame or not

EDIT: after thinking it over, i give it a 173 if flame and 177 if not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337086)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: khaki spot tattoo

made me LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337104)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: Out-of-control Plaza

If that resume ever gets to my desk you have an interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337105)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: Electric Flushed Turdskin Goyim

cosign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337113)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:30 PM
Author: Vivacious coldplay fan

cosign as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337251)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:41 PM
Author: Fishy nowag

double cocosign



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14059304)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mother

guys please help i will pay someone if they can figure out how to fix this im dead serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337110)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:13 PM
Author: Rusted violent tank business firm

u need to be talking to ur career services ppl, not us. most likely they are the only ones who can fix this -- if it even can be fixed. if they've already run the bids and made resumes available to employers -- ur fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337123)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mother

career services office is closed over weekend i think.

theres gotta fucking be something that can be done. are you positive i cant update it through symplicity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337129)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:16 PM
Author: Rusted violent tank business firm

once bidding ends, i'm pretty sure there is no way for u to access or change it through the student interface. if ur in town where ur school is right now, go down there and knock on some doors or something. maybe u will get lucky and someone is dicking around with OCI stuff over the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337149)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mother

thanks a lot i will give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337164)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Brindle Ape Hissy Fit

lol @ the thought that career services actually know anything, much less that they know more than the brilliant minds assembled at this popular and helpful e-mail blog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337140)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: Rusted violent tank business firm

lol @ the thought that anyone here can actually DO anything to help this guy. his CS ppl are the ones who have access to the back-end of symplicity and could *possibly* catch this before employers see it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337158)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: dull volcanic crater hunting ground

dude, if you are serious, you are an idiot. just email or call someone at your school's career services office...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337132)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine Mother

i know im an idiot dude i just basically fucked my life over.

do you think they can seriously help me out? and the office is fucking closed right now. do i wait until monday? fuck man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337145)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: dull volcanic crater hunting ground

never know if you don't try, but definitely send something now. people at my school's office respond to weekend emails...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337193)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: Chrome ticket booth

I had a similar situation with resume submission where I submitted an outdated version of my resume that had some bad typos. All I did was email "updated" resume to the employer contact and made sure I took printed copies with me to my interview. Just found out last week that I got the job, so it couldn't have hurt too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058849)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: supple poppy indian lodge macaca

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058862)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained Seedy Box Office

this is hilarious flame

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337139)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: bespoke burgundy filthpig karate

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337186)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: transparent curious property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337213)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:25 PM
Author: jet-lagged magenta trust fund

flame but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337216)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 8:27 PM
Author: chocolate demanding selfie stag film

this is an obvious flame. op's error is so unique that it would result in automatic outing as xo poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12338336)



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Date: July 25th, 2009 4:12 AM
Author: narrow-minded thriller yarmulke

At this point, outing him wouldn't be such a bad thing.

At least then the people would know it was a typo, and not his idea of a douchebag joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12342105)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: azure legal warrant school cafeteria

Also outing the OP as a racist with the name "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE"

LOL yeah right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058845)



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Date: July 25th, 2009 12:02 AM
Author: Fishy nowag

i doubt anyone reads resumes anyway. you will get in wherever you apply!

cant fix this BTW. simplicity mails the resumes when closed. even the IT ppl at simplicity will tell you its too late.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12340165)



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Date: July 25th, 2009 4:40 AM
Author: hyperventilating nursing home boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12342171)



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Date: August 13th, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: Beta Maniacal Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12496322)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:44 PM
Author: honey-headed racy principal's office mexican

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12503589)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:49 PM
Author: charismatic address

my miserable state of unemployment/debt has me praying that this is real...if it is, can i taste your tears of despair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12503619)



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Date: September 16th, 2009 10:14 PM
Author: transparent curious property

never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12763772)



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Date: September 16th, 2009 10:14 PM
Author: aquamarine sexy dilemma partner

haha i forgot this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12763778)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: Trip cumskin circlehead

I HOPE this is flame--I wonder if he got any offers... I used a single unorthodox word in my resume and almost every single interviewer brought it up--much less using gchat language in the middle of my employment experience.

Hobbies: Looking like a f*ck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768155)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: multi-colored stage

what was the word

was it bird?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768186)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: Trip cumskin circlehead

I wish I could tell you, but it'd out me and I still need a job offer. I mean, I didn't think it was a bad choice of words...I used it without a second thought, but EVERY interviewer (at least 85% including CBS) brought it up. Sad to think that bad word choice was likely an auto-ding for many firms that I got rejected from, and I didn't even use it incorrectly!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768255)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: multi-colored stage

i need to know now! would u be willing to email it to me? i won't tell anyone what it is, but i might come back here and rate it on a 1-10 scale of weirdness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768264)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: Trip cumskin circlehead

I can tell you that it is most certainly a 1 (maybe a 2) for weirdness. It was a verb. Which is why I simply do not get the looks on their faces. Some gave puzzled face, some laughed, some queried, some said they liked it which is weird in itself (then--DING!). By the end I was doing anything I could to avoid discussion of my resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768311)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: multi-colored stage

FUCK

YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768319)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Trip cumskin circlehead

I dont have a bunch of email accounts, I only have my school one with my name in it, so don't mind me if I refuse to share. I understand the curiosity, but I assure you it is not THAT exciting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768338)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: cerebral fantasy-prone nibblets

fuck this is pissing me off

i need to go for a walk to cool down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555628)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: Trip cumskin circlehead

And no, although bird is often the word, it was in fact not the word on this occasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768266)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Abusive fragrant ceo parlor

write a paragraph that includes the word.......the anticipation is killing me dood. or at least give us a list words on the same level of strangeness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14059705)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:00 PM
Author: Boyish ivory senate

I don't understand how this is possible, but 180 if true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768232)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: appetizing background story

Quite awesome

I've heard of stories where people mailed there resumes from inappropriate e-mail addresses, but this one is way funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768391)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: cerebral fantasy-prone nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058756)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:41 PM
Author: multi-colored stage

i can't believe the red ball i placed on this is still preserved

so good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14059319)



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Date: November 9th, 2010 3:33 PM
Author: cerebral fantasy-prone nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#16508023)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: deranged laughsome temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555610)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: cerebral fantasy-prone nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555613)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:57 AM
Author: mahogany arousing home

tytytytytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555615)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 4:43 PM
Author: transparent curious property

180. never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#15829538)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 5:10 PM
Author: alcoholic crawly pocket flask

There is actually a website

deadniggerstorage.org

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#15829790)



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Date: November 24th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: multi-colored stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#16634210)



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Date: March 19th, 2011 12:21 AM
Author: cerebral fantasy-prone nibblets

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#17547634)